(The episode opens with Kanisha: a girl who has black hair in two ponytails, brown skin, wearing a red shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes; has a chubby body,long python tail, and green eyes, her tail grabs a red bookbag)
(Kanisha looks like a teenager)
(Kanisha winks at the camera, then walks out of the house)
(The camera shows the house is a mansion)
Coach Steve (looking at the camera): Who's this new character?
(The opening plays)
(The screen shows Jessi, Andrew, and Nick walking in the hallway)
Jay: Guys, I just saw this new girl, while I was in the principal's office
Jessi: Let me guess she is hot, you guys are so typical
Jay: I was going to say, she is like a cool mutant
Nick: With powers like we had in that one episode
Jay: Yeah
Andrew: Well, what's her name and more importantly how hot she is
Mori: You know I knew quite a few mutants
Andrew: Really?
Mori: I don't think you have a chance, unless she is gullible
Andrew: Here's to hoping
(Out of the principal's office, Kanisha is revealed)
(Everybody looks at Kanisha)
(Connie appeared)
Connie:Okay, i'm here what are we all looking at
Connie and Mori (looks surprised) (smiles): Kanisha!
Kanisha: Connie! Mori!
Jessi (looks at Connie): You know her
Connie: Oh yeah, we go way back, she actually is our age, but her body is stuck like this
Mori: Got kicked out other school because you ate too many people
Kanisha: Yes, and the teachers are starting to get concerned
Andrew: Wait, when you say eat people
Kanisha: Who's he? (looks at Mori) taking care of him
Mori: Yeah
Andrew (holding out his hand): Hi, i'm Andrew
Kanisha: How cute, there's no way I am shaking your hand
Jessi: What, you a germaphobe or something
Kanisha: No, I seen Andrew's mind (looks at Andrew) and you are disgusting
Andrew: Oh!
Mori (looking at Kanisha): Sorry
Nick: So, how old are you?
Rick: Is that Kanisha, whassup?
Kanisha: Rick. I thought you were dead, no offense
Rick: It's okay, I get that alot
Kanisha: And to answer your question, about as old as the Earth
Jessi: Then, why do you still go to school, What? Are you a creep hunting teenagers?
Kanisha (looks at Jessi): (laughs) Well, you are a judgemental bitch aren't you?
Connie: Don't look at her too badly, I like her
Kanisha: I won't she kinda cute, and too answer your question, I hang with adults, teenagers, kids, since there aren't that many immortals I like; I prefer earth and I was born here
Andrew: How did you get your powers
(Bell rings)
Kanisha: We will talk more about this later
(The screen shows the announcement on the screen and people looking at the tv)
Matthew: Today, we have a special guest, say hello to
(the camera shows Kanisha)
Matthew: Kanisha
(Kanisha has her legs crossed, while sitting down)
Kanisha: Hi, Bridgeton middle school
Matthew: So, tell us Kanisha what brought you to this school
Kanisha: It sounded like a fun show…oops I broke the fourth wall
Caleb: It's okay, it's common here
Kanisha: Really?
Matthew: So, do you like the people as well?
Kanisha: Of course, but I am not going to say who's my favorite
Lola: I bet it's me, obviously
Missy (looks amazed): A real life mutant
Matthew: So, what are your powers?
Kanisha: Well, I have super speed, flying, teleportation, shapeshifting,voice manipulation, control over nature, x-ray,etc; I also special features you already seen my tail, and green eyes, I also have fangs, warning don't step on my tail
Matthew: Interesting, so I must ask you something more personal for the drama, what is your character type
Kanisha: I like a goody goody save the world kinda girl, but also lusts for boys and girls, but I judge people easily, but try not too and don't care much about people's opinion, and love getting revenge on people I like
Matthew: So a kind, bisexual and vengeful
Kanisha: Bingo, you know I have a question for you
Matthew: Okay
Kanisha: I don't think I should ask on camera
Matthew: It can't be that bad
Kanisha: Do you think you will find another special person?
Matthew: Uh, uh, caleb turn off the camera
(the tv turns off)
Matthew: What do you mean?
Kanisha: Well, first you were with Adrian, and that was cute
Matthew: Yeah
Kanisha: Then, Jay
Matthew (looking sad): Yeah, it was good at first, but I made a big mistake
Kanisha: Too true, if I was apart of this story I would stop you from making that mistake
Caleb: You mean time travel?
Matthew: Why was you just sitting there?
Caleb: I'm waiting for you because we have to go over the footage
Matthew: Right, wait, Kanisha can you really time travel?
Kanisha: Of course, this is a fanfic, we do anything outside of the show's logic
Caleb: Can you break the fourth wall?
Kanisha: Oh, yeah the author loves breaking the fourth wall, so what do you say?
Matthew: I would love to see what would happen if we do that
Kanisha: Fine, are you ready?
Matthew: Wait, right now
Kanisha: Yeah, time will still be the same after we come back, so are you ready?
Matthew: (breaths) Fine
Mori: Whoa! Whoa! What's going on?
Kanisha: Oh, we are about to time travel, want to come?
Mori: Only if I can send one of my favorite memories
Kanisha: Deal, I am curious
Matthew: So, how does this work?
Kanisha: Simple just get on my back
Matthew: What?
Kanisha: Relax, I'm just going to use super speed to open a portal, this isn't anything kinky
Mori: Too bad, wait have you?
Kanisha: No, although there was that guy that pretended to be gay to get to me
Mori: Go on, Matthew, get on her back
(Matthew gets on Kanisha's back, while she is on all fours)
(Kanisha moves at super speed and created a portal, then goes through it)
(The portal closes)
(The screen shows Matthew, Mori, and Kanisha appear in the hallway where Matthew and Jay were with the old magicians of Panera)
Matthew: It started here, we have to stop me from not letting Jay help those magicians
Kanisha: I got it (snaps her fingers)
(Past Matthew is muted)
Past Jay: I would love to (looks at Matthew) what do you think?
(Past Matthew tries to talk, but nothing)
The magicians: Well?
Past Jay: I'm not hearing a no, let's do it
(The magicians cheer)
Past Jay: Bye
(The magicians take Jay away)
Matthew: Phew it worked, let's see what happened
Mori: Hold on
Kanisha: Fine, but you still haven't shown me where
Mori: Oh yeah
(Kanisha's eyes glowing)
Kanisha (eyes glowing): Okay, fair enough
(The screen shows Kanisha, Matthew, and Mori going through a portal)
Matthew: So, what is this memory?
Kanisha: It's in that cave, but it will cut in half since my author isn't that comfortable with sex
Mori: Really, but she watched all seven seasons of big mouth, I assume since she made this fanfic
Kanisha: It's odd I know
(Matthew, Kanisha, and Mori look at the cave)
(The cave shows shadows of a girl having an orgy with a bunch of people)
Matthew: Is that?
Kanisha: Yup, me with some hormone monsters and humans
Mori: Yeah that was a fun time
Matthew: Mori
Mori: What? She's part every creature (growls)
Kanisha (blushes): Knock that off
Mori: Do you want to try it again?
Kanisha: Maybe later, but we need to go to the future
(The screen shows Kanisha, Matthew, and Mori entering through a portal)
(Future Matthew and Jay are kissing in the hallway)
Kanisha: Oops, it seems this timeline created a new Matthew.
Matthew (shakes Kanisha): Then, what happens to me?
Kanisha: You are disappearing
(Past Matthew's right hand is disappearing)
(Matthew screams)
Matthew: Fix this
Kanisha: But in the future, you are with Jay, he's still a wolf and you are a swan, why change this
Matthew (his left hand is disappearing): Because the one that is supposed to be enjoying this is disappearing
Kanisha: That is a fair point, I can just kill that one and you can take his place
Matthew: And how are you going to get him away from this Jay
Kanisha: Easy, freeze time. (Blinks)
(Everybody froze except Past Matthew, Mori, and Kanisha)
Mori: Whoa! It's like that party
Kanisha: Yeah
Matthew: So, are you sure you can kill him without causing a time paradox?
Kanisha: Yes, you and him are the same, and your other timeline are gone, well not completely but half way
Matthew: Wait, before we do this, what else is different about the future?
Kanisha: Oh yeah, nothing except Nick has a girlfriend for no reason
(The screen shows Nick with a teenage girl who has long blonde hair, white shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes, walking together and holding hands)
Matthew: Okay, that is odd
Kanisha: I Know
Mori: I thought he was going to end with Jessi
Kanisha: Same, this timeline is weird
Matthew: Kanisha, focus I'm disappearing
Kanisha: Sorry (snaps her fingers)
(Matthew glows green, both his hands return)
Kanisha: Alright (puts a knife in her mouth) by what close your eyes
(Matthew closes his eyes)
(Kanisha slices future Matthew to pieces)
Mori: Still a cold hearted killer
Kanisha (muffled): You know it
(Kanisha puts Future Matthew in a bag and put the bag through a portal, then closes the portal)
Kanisha: My new friend, you can open your eyes
Matthew (open his eyes): You did it?
Kanisha: I did, so enjoy your new life
Matthew: Thanks, wait are you staying at this school?
Kanisha: Hang on (looks at the phone) alright, I still have time before the fanfic is over, but not this episode it's about to be over in
(The screen goes black)
Kanisha (not shown): Now
Mori: Now, can we make out?
Kanisha: Fine, what do you want me to shapeshift into
Mori: Surprise me
(Episode ends)