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big mouth: the fanfic

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Chapter 1 - episode 1

(The episode opens with Kanisha: a girl who has black hair in two ponytails, brown skin, wearing a red shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes; has a chubby body,long python tail, and green eyes, her tail grabs a red bookbag)

(Kanisha looks like a teenager)

(Kanisha winks at the camera, then walks out of the house)

(The camera shows the house is a mansion)

Coach Steve (looking at the camera): Who's this new character?

(The opening plays)

(The screen shows Jessi, Andrew, and Nick walking in the hallway)

Jay: Guys, I just saw this new girl, while I was in the principal's office

Jessi: Let me guess she is hot, you guys are so typical

Jay: I was going to say, she is like a cool mutant

Nick: With powers like we had in that one episode

Jay: Yeah

Andrew: Well, what's her name and more importantly how hot she is

Mori: You know I knew quite a few mutants

Andrew: Really?

Mori: I don't think you have a chance, unless she is gullible

Andrew: Here's to hoping

(Out of the principal's office, Kanisha is revealed)

(Everybody looks at Kanisha)

(Connie appeared)

Connie:Okay, i'm here what are we all looking at

Connie and Mori (looks surprised) (smiles): Kanisha!

Kanisha: Connie! Mori!

Jessi (looks at Connie): You know her

Connie: Oh yeah, we go way back, she actually is our age, but her body is stuck like this

Mori: Got kicked out other school because you ate too many people

Kanisha: Yes, and the teachers are starting to get concerned

Andrew: Wait, when you say eat people

Kanisha: Who's he? (looks at Mori) taking care of him

Mori: Yeah

Andrew (holding out his hand): Hi, i'm Andrew

Kanisha: How cute, there's no way I am shaking your hand

Jessi: What, you a germaphobe or something

Kanisha: No, I seen Andrew's mind (looks at Andrew) and you are disgusting

Andrew: Oh!

Mori (looking at Kanisha): Sorry

Nick: So, how old are you?

Rick: Is that Kanisha, whassup?

Kanisha: Rick. I thought you were dead, no offense

Rick: It's okay, I get that alot

Kanisha: And to answer your question, about as old as the Earth

Jessi: Then, why do you still go to school, What? Are you a creep hunting teenagers?

Kanisha (looks at Jessi): (laughs) Well, you are a judgemental bitch aren't you?

Connie: Don't look at her too badly, I like her

Kanisha: I won't she kinda cute, and too answer your question, I hang with adults, teenagers, kids, since there aren't that many immortals I like; I prefer earth and I was born here

Andrew: How did you get your powers

(Bell rings)

Kanisha: We will talk more about this later

(The screen shows the announcement on the screen and people looking at the tv)

Matthew: Today, we have a special guest, say hello to

(the camera shows Kanisha)

Matthew: Kanisha

(Kanisha has her legs crossed, while sitting down)

Kanisha: Hi, Bridgeton middle school

Matthew: So, tell us Kanisha what brought you to this school

Kanisha: It sounded like a fun show…oops I broke the fourth wall

Caleb: It's okay, it's common here

Kanisha: Really?

Matthew: So, do you like the people as well?

Kanisha: Of course, but I am not going to say who's my favorite

Lola: I bet it's me, obviously

Missy (looks amazed): A real life mutant

Matthew: So, what are your powers?

Kanisha: Well, I have super speed, flying, teleportation, shapeshifting,voice manipulation, control over nature, x-ray,etc; I also special features you already seen my tail, and green eyes, I also have fangs, warning don't step on my tail

Matthew: Interesting, so I must ask you something more personal for the drama, what is your character type

Kanisha: I like a goody goody save the world kinda girl, but also lusts for boys and girls, but I judge people easily, but try not too and don't care much about people's opinion, and love getting revenge on people I like

Matthew: So a kind, bisexual and vengeful

Kanisha: Bingo, you know I have a question for you

Matthew: Okay

Kanisha: I don't think I should ask on camera

Matthew: It can't be that bad

Kanisha: Do you think you will find another special person?

Matthew: Uh, uh, caleb turn off the camera

(the tv turns off)

Matthew: What do you mean?

Kanisha: Well, first you were with Adrian, and that was cute

Matthew: Yeah

Kanisha: Then, Jay

Matthew (looking sad): Yeah, it was good at first, but I made a big mistake

Kanisha: Too true, if I was apart of this story I would stop you from making that mistake

Caleb: You mean time travel?

Matthew: Why was you just sitting there?

Caleb: I'm waiting for you because we have to go over the footage

Matthew: Right, wait, Kanisha can you really time travel?

Kanisha: Of course, this is a fanfic, we do anything outside of the show's logic

Caleb: Can you break the fourth wall?

Kanisha: Oh, yeah the author loves breaking the fourth wall, so what do you say?

Matthew: I would love to see what would happen if we do that

Kanisha: Fine, are you ready?

Matthew: Wait, right now

Kanisha: Yeah, time will still be the same after we come back, so are you ready?

Matthew: (breaths) Fine

Mori: Whoa! Whoa! What's going on?

Kanisha: Oh, we are about to time travel, want to come?

Mori: Only if I can send one of my favorite memories

Kanisha: Deal, I am curious

Matthew: So, how does this work?

Kanisha: Simple just get on my back

Matthew: What?

Kanisha: Relax, I'm just going to use super speed to open a portal, this isn't anything kinky

Mori: Too bad, wait have you?

Kanisha: No, although there was that guy that pretended to be gay to get to me

Mori: Go on, Matthew, get on her back

(Matthew gets on Kanisha's back, while she is on all fours)

(Kanisha moves at super speed and created a portal, then goes through it)

(The portal closes)

(The screen shows Matthew, Mori, and Kanisha appear in the hallway where Matthew and Jay were with the old magicians of Panera)

Matthew: It started here, we have to stop me from not letting Jay help those magicians

Kanisha: I got it (snaps her fingers)

(Past Matthew is muted)

Past Jay: I would love to (looks at Matthew) what do you think?

(Past Matthew tries to talk, but nothing)

The magicians: Well?

Past Jay: I'm not hearing a no, let's do it

(The magicians cheer)

Past Jay: Bye

(The magicians take Jay away)

Matthew: Phew it worked, let's see what happened

Mori: Hold on

Kanisha: Fine, but you still haven't shown me where

Mori: Oh yeah

(Kanisha's eyes glowing)

Kanisha (eyes glowing): Okay, fair enough

(The screen shows Kanisha, Matthew, and Mori going through a portal)

Matthew: So, what is this memory?

Kanisha: It's in that cave, but it will cut in half since my author isn't that comfortable with sex

Mori: Really, but she watched all seven seasons of big mouth, I assume since she made this fanfic

Kanisha: It's odd I know

(Matthew, Kanisha, and Mori look at the cave)

(The cave shows shadows of a girl having an orgy with a bunch of people)

Matthew: Is that?

Kanisha: Yup, me with some hormone monsters and humans

Mori: Yeah that was a fun time

Matthew: Mori

Mori: What? She's part every creature (growls)

Kanisha (blushes): Knock that off

Mori: Do you want to try it again?

Kanisha: Maybe later, but we need to go to the future

(The screen shows Kanisha, Matthew, and Mori entering through a portal)

(Future Matthew and Jay are kissing in the hallway)

Kanisha: Oops, it seems this timeline created a new Matthew.

Matthew (shakes Kanisha): Then, what happens to me?

Kanisha: You are disappearing

(Past Matthew's right hand is disappearing)

(Matthew screams)

Matthew: Fix this

Kanisha: But in the future, you are with Jay, he's still a wolf and you are a swan, why change this

Matthew (his left hand is disappearing): Because the one that is supposed to be enjoying this is disappearing

Kanisha: That is a fair point, I can just kill that one and you can take his place

Matthew: And how are you going to get him away from this Jay

Kanisha: Easy, freeze time. (Blinks)

(Everybody froze except Past Matthew, Mori, and Kanisha)

Mori: Whoa! It's like that party

Kanisha: Yeah

Matthew: So, are you sure you can kill him without causing a time paradox?

Kanisha: Yes, you and him are the same, and your other timeline are gone, well not completely but half way

Matthew: Wait, before we do this, what else is different about the future?

Kanisha: Oh yeah, nothing except Nick has a girlfriend for no reason

(The screen shows Nick with a teenage girl who has long blonde hair, white shirt, blue jeans, and white shoes, walking together and holding hands)

Matthew: Okay, that is odd

Kanisha: I Know

Mori: I thought he was going to end with Jessi

Kanisha: Same, this timeline is weird

Matthew: Kanisha, focus I'm disappearing

Kanisha: Sorry (snaps her fingers)

(Matthew glows green, both his hands return)

Kanisha: Alright (puts a knife in her mouth) by what close your eyes

(Matthew closes his eyes)

(Kanisha slices future Matthew to pieces)

Mori: Still a cold hearted killer

Kanisha (muffled): You know it

(Kanisha puts Future Matthew in a bag and put the bag through a portal, then closes the portal)

Kanisha: My new friend, you can open your eyes

Matthew (open his eyes): You did it?

Kanisha: I did, so enjoy your new life

Matthew: Thanks, wait are you staying at this school?

Kanisha: Hang on (looks at the phone) alright, I still have time before the fanfic is over, but not this episode it's about to be over in

(The screen goes black)

Kanisha (not shown): Now

Mori: Now, can we make out?

Kanisha: Fine, what do you want me to shapeshift into

Mori: Surprise me

(Episode ends)