I said helplessly: "No, don't make random guesses. I will inform you when the time comes. I'm sure it will surprise you!"
"It's over...you really want to find a food stall..." The gorilla looked even more helpless than me.
"You can guess whatever you want. I'm going to the airport. I'll be busy informing relatives and friends in the next few days."
The gorilla nodded: "Okay, then call me if you need anything!"
After we separated, I called home and told my mother that I would be home in the afternoon. My mother was also very happy and chatted with me for more than half an hour. I kept smiling in response, and then said: "Mom. , I'm at the airport, I won't talk to you now, we'll talk slowly when we get home."
After more than two hours of flying, I finally returned home.
When my father heard that I was back, he specially asked for leave. When I returned home, he was already at home. After entering the house, I said: "Lao Li, you are back too? Doesn't your company not allow you to take leave?" ?"
Dad said: "You little brat is already engaged, how can I not come back? If the company doesn't allow me to take leave, I won't work! Anyway, you brat has made a career, and you can support me even if I don't go to work."
"Okay, okay. By the way, Dad, Mom, I just contacted Ningrou. We decided to hold an engagement party on the 15th of this month. It's time to inform relatives and friends."
Dad said: "Then just inform me."
"Should I inform you?"
"Can you speak?" Dad asked.
"meeting."
"Can you make a phone call?"
"meeting."
"Then if you don't want to inform me, why should I inform you?"
I scratched my hair: "Okay, I'll notify you."
So I took out the phone number book and called my seventh aunt and eighth aunt. . .
All kinds of relatives who had not been in frequent contact with each other before were notified.
Then. . . I notified Chen Haotian, Shi Nan and others. When Shi Na heard that I was going to hold an engagement party, he was very happy and asked me if I could take Piao Piao and fellow Taoist Qingyang with me. I said yes, you can do whatever you want, but you'll have to pay for the air tickets yourself. The bitch muttered in a low voice, "Then I'll ask Sister Xiaoling for reimbursement..."
I immediately wondered, how difficult is it for you? You go to someone's engagement party to eat and drink for free, and you want someone to reimburse you for your air ticket! The most shameless thing in the world is this. If you give me another chance, I will say to him: I will reimburse your grandma for her legs! If I have to ask how long I want to say, I hope it is. . . Ten thousand times! !
This bitch will definitely take advantage of something cheap! Seeing a bargain makes me feel closer than seeing my own father! ! But it doesn't matter. . . The Xu family is rich and powerful, so the Xu family paid for this engagement party. This small amount of money is just a drop in the bucket for them. If I were asked to hold an engagement party, I wouldn't be able to throw such a big pomp. This time the eight major families will send people to the scene again.
Five days later.
My parents, the fox demon, the bitch, the bitch's parents, my girlfriend, Daoist fellow Qingyang, Chen Haotian, Huang Mao and I flew straight to the capital. When Chen Haotian heard that I was getting married, he directly stated that he must be there to celebrate, so he brought Huang Mao with him this time. These three living treasures, Huang Mao, Bitch Man and Qingyang Taoist Brother, might get into trouble with me if they gather together. . .
Sure enough, as soon as they got on the plane, these three top guys started playing tricks.
The bitch, Taoist fellow Qingyang, and Huang Mao sit in a row.
After the plane took off, fellow Taoist Qingyang took off his shoes very unceremoniously and put his feet on the small table in front of the plane. But since there were a lot of drinks on his table, he put his feet on the table of the bitch next to him.
Taoist fellow Qingyang sits by the window, the bitch sits in the middle, and Huang Mao sits on the right.
The bitch covered his nose and said to Huang Mao: "It stinks, help me take it away."
Huang Mao asked with a bitter look on his face: "Why didn't you leave early?"
"Get it away quickly!" the bitch urged.
"Why didn't you leave early?" Huang Mao asked still bitterly.
"Hey, take it away quickly!!"
"Early shuttle... why not early shuttle? You early shuttle... early shuttle..."
Fellow Daoist Qingyang's feet were so smelly that he almost started a fight with other passengers. Later, the flight attendant came to break up the fight and politely said to Fellow Daoist Qingyang: "Sir, could you please put on your shoes? Thank you for your cooperation."
Fellow Daoist Qingyang saw that the stewardess was pretty, and quickly stroked his poor hair with confidence: "Miss, you must be deeply obsessed with the unique smell of my socks, right? In that case, these pairs are signed by me. I'll give you my socks! They have been with me for four springs, summers, autumns and winters, and they are very memorable! You can hang them on the wall when you get home..."
The bitch interrupted: "Hang it on the window to avoid mosquitoes, hang it on the bedside to prevent pregnancy!"
When the flight attendant saw that Taoist Qingyang really wanted to take off his smelly socks, he quickly said: "Sir, please don't take off your socks."
Taoist fellow Qingyang said ruthlessly: "Then tell me your mobile phone number and I won't take it off."
"But, sir..."
Before the stewardess finished speaking, the bitch said, "Tell him quickly, otherwise he will really take it off soon. Look, he is going to take it off! He is really going to take it off!"
I was speechless on the spot. . . Being able to find a stewardess on a plane is definitely a premeditated and planned activity. I said why when we arrived at the airport just now, these two guys were flirting with each other and flirting with each other. It turned out that they had already planned to form a group to pick up girls. . .
After leaving the airport, fellow Taoist Qingyang stroked his hair confidently: "This woman is not bad, fellow Taoist, you have to help me this time!" Fellow Taoist Qingyang said that this time it all depends on the bitch man. Got it!
The bitch calculated it with his fingers very professionally, and then said with a solemn expression: "Fellow Taoist, this is not easy for you to handle. I just did the math and found that you are destined to die from cigarette butts, and that woman is destined to die from toilet water. You What will happen if you throw a cigarette butt into the toilet? The cigarette butt is extinguished and the water is dirty. This is a bad sign."
"Then what should I do, fellow Taoist? You have to think of a way for me!"
The bitch started bragging. . .
"Here you go, the solution is to change your life! Change it to this... Spongebob's life!!!"
Fellow Taoist Qingyang was stunned for a moment: "SpongeBob's destiny? Is there such a thing in the Five Elements?"
"Yes!" The bitch nodded affirmatively: "Think about it, how much Spongebob likes water?! I tell you, from now on you will be awesome, you will be SpongeBob! The flight attendant is the toilet! How perfect a match you two are! "
"Really?" Taoist fellow Qingyang took out a small mirror and asked while arranging his hairstyle.
"Of course, with your wisdom, I can deceive you?!"
Fellow Taoist Qingyang put away the small mirror: "That's right..."
Sister Xiaoling knew that we were coming today and had already sent a convoy to pick us up. According to my request, the cars that came were not sports cars, but all sedans, but even so, they were all BMWs.
The car drove to the gate of the Xu family and stopped, because Xu Xiaoling and the head of the Xu family were standing at the gate. The head of the Xu family is not bad. He personally welcomed my parents here and gave me enough face. After getting off the bus, I introduced the Xu family to my parents. The Xu family owner seemed more enthusiastic and invited us to sit in the house.
The head of the Xu family said to his father: "You have a good son."
"Well, I'm also very satisfied with this son. I didn't expect my in-laws to be so powerful. The scenery in this yard is very unique." Dad is also a person of publicity and does not feel that he is inferior at all.
"Fortunately, if you like it, you can stay here for a while. It's no problem to live here permanently. There are many empty houses in the yard. We are close and we can communicate frequently." The head of the Xu family said enthusiastically.
Dad refused and said, "Thank you for your kindness. Although I want to stay a little longer, I still have to go back to work, haha."
In just a few words, Dad and the head of the Xu family had a rough exchange. It was really awesome! Very personal!
The head of the Xu family looked at Chen Haotian: "Haotian, how long has it been since we last met?"
"Back to uncle, it should have been five years."
"Well, I heard that your career is developing well now. I should congratulate you."
"Uncle, thank you." Chen Haotian said.
Just when the head of the Xu family wanted to say a few more words, the bitch interrupted him again: "Uncle, uncle, do you still remember me?" The bitch asked the head of the Xu family, pointing to his nose.
"Remember, you like to eat durian, I have people prepare a lot of it." The head of the Xu family said with a smile.
The bitch was also happy: "Uncle, you are so awesome! Let me introduce you, this talented person is fellow Taoist Qingyang."
The bitch pointed at fellow Taoist Qingyang and introduced him. Fellow Taoist Qingyang stood up, stroked his hair confidently, and smiled at the head of the Xu family, very gentlemanly.
The head of the Xu family nodded: "Sure enough, he is a talented person."
Then the bitch continued to introduce: "This is my dad, Yang Piaopiao! This is my mom, You Lemei!"
The head of the Xu family nodded again: "As soon as I heard their names, I knew they were husband and wife. They really match each other."
The bitch's parents also stood up and said, "Hello, hello, I'm really intruding you this time."
The head of the Xu family said: "You don't have to be so polite. Please take a seat. I don't want to disturb you. I am happy that you can come to support Ningrou and Xiaolong's engagement party before it's too late."
The bitch said to his parents: "Look, I told you that uncle is the most powerful person! Am I right?"
Then the bitch turned his head and smiled at the Xu family leader, pulled his girlfriend over, and introduced: "This is the slut..."
"It's a bitch!!! Big brother!!!" I corrected while vomiting blood!
The bitch slapped his head: "Oh, my brain. I recently knew that I was going to meet my uncle, so I wanted to learn a few nouns. I checked on the Internet how to introduce my woman, and the Internet said that I wanted to call my wife a bitch. I was so anxious. , confusing coquettishness with meanness... Hey, you said that people in ancient times were real, calling their own wives mean in front of outsiders, isn't that sick?"
I covered my forehead in pain. . .