Fellow Taoist Qingyang has been pestering the bitch these days, asking the bitch to tell him Spongebob's fate. The bitch was chewing the durian while boasting loudly, saying, "Don't worry, friend, I can definitely help you change your life to Spongebob!" The stewardess lives in the toilet. Just like SpongeBob cannot live without water, you cannot live without the toilet!
Although the bitch's mouth was full of the taste of durian, these words still made fellow Taoist Qingyang very happy. The bitch whispered to me: "Brother, he is so happy now that he doesn't even know his last name."
"It's not that exaggerated." I sat next to him and replied while flipping through the list of invited guests.
"Really!" The bitch said seriously: "If you don't believe me, ask him what his last name is?"
I looked at fellow Taoist Qingyang and asked, "What's your last name?"
"I'm excited!" Fellow Taoist Qingyang replied without thinking. . .
These three days, Shinan, Daoist fellow Qingyang, and Huang Mao were very happy. The compound was originally quiet, but after they arrived, it added a lot of atmosphere. Huang Mao mainly imitates the "Four Beauties of the Wilderness" and asks "Why didn't you leave early?" No matter what you say to him, eight out of ten of his sentences will be like this.
Then the bitch said to him: "Huang Mao, go and get me a durian."
Huang Mao asked with a bitter look on his face: "Why didn't you leave earlier..."
"Go and get one for me!"
"Why don't you leave early...Shuttle early..."
"Huang Mao is stupid!"
"Why not sooner... You are the one..."
The bitch always plays tricks on Taoist fellow Qingyang and Huang Mao every day. He never tires of it and has a great time.
Most of our relatives and friends arrived here in advance. Although the Xu family has a large yard and many houses, there are too many people to live in. Fortunately, the Xu family has many properties, including two five-star hotels in the capital, so most of my relatives will be temporarily accommodated in the hotel, and we will pick them up when the banquet starts tomorrow.
As for some close relatives, they were sent to the Xu family compound, such as my grandma and several uncles.
Today, my aunt and her family are arriving, and my father has already brought several cars to the airport to greet them. The engagement party is about to start tomorrow, and Xu Xiaoling asked me to try on clothes. Anyway, I have a lot to do, so I didn't go to the airport to greet them. The Xu family invited top fashion designers to tailor a white suit for me, as well as top-notch stylists. Not to mention, after dressing me up, it really looked like that. In addition, I have practiced martial arts all year round and am considered a master in the outer sect of Huanyu Pavilion, so I have developed the indifferent temperament of a master.
With this fitted suit, there is a very special feeling.
Xu Xiaoling looked me up and down and said with satisfaction: "Well, dress up properly. My little dragon is still very beautiful."
"Beautiful is not a good word, right?"
"Then... shy?" She covered her mouth and chuckled.
I pinched her face and said, "Your gray evening dress is also very beautiful."
"As long as you like it."
After trying on the clothes, we are very satisfied. Then we came to the gate. Because my aunt and the others were arriving soon, we didn't go to the airport to greet them. We had to greet them at the gate. After all, I have a good relationship with my aunt's family.
After waiting at the door for more than ten minutes, three luxury cars drove up from a distance. Seeing us standing at the door, the car also stopped at the door. Dad and my aunt's family walked out.
The eldest cousin said: "Hey, is this still my cousin? Why is he so handsome? It makes me want to break up with my current boyfriend."
"Don't make trouble." I glared at her, and then said hello to my aunt and uncle. Xu Xiaoling also greeted me warmly, and a group of us walked towards the courtyard. The aunt said: "I have known for a long time that Xiaoling's family background is not simple, but I didn't expect it to be so simple."
Xu Xiaoling held my arm and said: "Auntie, thank you. In fact, after we get married, we will not live here, but go out to live alone. Besides, your nephew is not simple..."
The next day.
Everything is going on in full swing, and today's dinner officially starts at eight o'clock.
At this time, it was already past six o'clock in the evening, and many people had gathered in the courtyard. As expected, all the eight major families had sent people here, such as Chen Haotian's sister, Zhang Zixuan of the Zhang family, and a direct descendant of the Jiang family, named Jiang Qingxiao. , of course, Miss Jiang is indispensable, she is currently being affectionate with Chen Haotian.
Someone came to the Nangong family, but it was not Nangong Jinhao, but a girl. After all, the relationship between us is quite delicate, so it would not be good for him to come. But even so, he called to congratulate. The children of the eight major families are very good at doing things. He knew that I was from Huanyu Pavilion, so he took the initiative to show his kindness.
At this time, I was standing at the gate, preparing to greet the gorilla, Liu Mengyan and Feng Nianke. The car had already been dispatched, and they were probably arriving soon. Xu Xiaoling stood next to me and asked: "Xiaolong, who is here? Do you want you to come to the door to greet me in person?"
I smiled and said in a low voice: "A few friends from Huanyu Pavilion, come over and give me a good appearance."
Both sides of the road are now filled with various luxury cars parked at a long distance. Fortunately, the road built by the Xu family is wide enough, otherwise there would be a traffic jam. At this time, several luxury cars drove over. It was the car I sent to pick up Gorilla and the others. The car stopped at the gate, the door opened, and Gorilla, Feng Nianke, and Liu Mengyan stepped out.
The gorilla said as he walked: "Xiaolong, I thought I was hallucinating just now. How did you do it? Didn't you originally plan to hold an engagement party at a food stall?"
I said helplessly: "When did I tell you that it was held at the food stall? It's always your guess. Gorilla, Liu Mengyan, Miss Feng, let me introduce you. This is my fiancée, Xu Ningrou. Ningrou, this guy's name is Tang Zhilong, this cold beauty is called Liu Mengyan, and this extraordinary beauty is called Feng Nianke."
Xu Xiaoling said very politely: "Brother Tang, Miss Liu, Miss Feng, hello, welcome to my and Xiaolong's engagement banquet, please come into the yard."
As I walked into the courtyard, I asked jokingly: "Gorilla, where is my gift? You can't come to my engagement party empty-handed. If you don't come up with a decent gift later, I will really kick you out." Out."
Feng Nianke protested: "Hey, hey, you bastard, how could you do this? If I don't take the gift, will you kick me out too?"
"Of course not. You and Liu Mengyan don't need to take the gift, but the gorilla must take it. If you don't take it, you will be kicked out! Tell you, gorilla, don't show that angry look. Look over there, There is a team of gun-wielding bodyguards, all of whom have been specially trained and are always on target. They are just afraid that someone will cause trouble here today. Look over there, there are two snipers. If you attack me, I guarantee that you will be finished." I laughed. road.
"Wotong? I originally prepared a generous gift for you, but you bullied me like this, so I decided not to give it to you!"
Xu Xiaoling said with a smile: "Brother Tang, don't mind, Xiaolong is joking with you."
"Brother and sister, I like to hear what you are saying. You guys should learn from me." The gorilla said dissatisfied.
Along the way, many people greeted us, and I responded to them all with a smile.
While we were walking and chatting, Daoist fellow Qingyang suddenly came over. He was wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants vest and asked me: "Did you see fellow Taoist Jiannan? He said he wanted me to find some Spongebob clothes to wear. It's Spongebob's life! I want him to see what this dress looks like."
"Not bad, not bad, a talented person." I complimented helplessly.
"Oh? Fellow Taoist, do you really think it's good?"
"Of course." I nodded and said, "How could I lie to you? Besides, with your wisdom, I can't lie to you!"
Fellow Taoist Qingyang nodded seriously: "That's true..."
I continued: "Jiannan must be looking for food right now. If you go to a place with durians, you can definitely find him!"
Fellow Taoist Qingyang suddenly understood, he cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, fellow Taoist, for reminding me!"
The gorilla looked around and exclaimed: "What a grand pomp! If I had known it would be such a formal occasion, I would have come here in a suit. Damn it, I will have such a grand pomp when I get married in the future! Brothers and sisters, when the time comes Can I use your big yard?"
Xu Xiaoling said: "Okay, Brother Tang will just inform us when the time comes." Xu Xiaoling knew that these are people from Huanyu Pavilion, and they have a good relationship with me. Although the gorilla may be joking, he still has to give enough face. of.
The gorilla laughed and said, "My brothers and sisters are so open-minded! They are also a perfect match for our little dragon brothers!"
I pointed to the yard and said, "You three, you're welcome, just treat this place as your own home. You can just stroll around in the yard first. The party starts at eight o'clock. We have to go back and tidy up, memorize lines and so on."
With that said, we returned to Xu Xiaoling's villa.
On the road, I met a bitch who was squatting under a tree and playing with ants. This guy is very helpless. He is already in his twenties, but he actually dragged my four-year-old nephew to fill the ant holes with a water gun. I wanted to kick him from behind and kick him directly into the ant holes! ! At this time, this guy said to my little nephew: "Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's not like that! You see, only when you play like this do the ants crawl out. Are you crying? If you cry again, I won't let you eat durian." !"
I coughed twice and said, "Jiannan, you seem to be very free now."
Jian Nan turned his head: "Brother, isn't the dinner about to start? Why are you back?"
"Let's get ready when we come back. Don't lead my little nephew to fill the ant holes. I'll give you a task. Gorilla, Liu Mengyan and Feng Nianke are here. You've seen them in the past few months. I'm quite busy now. You go over and help me entertain them. Remember, don't make a fool of yourself, don't talk nonsense, don't embarrass me..."
The bitch patted his chest: "Don't worry, brother! This matter will be handled properly!" With that said, the bitch picked up my little nephew, turned around and left!
Watching his retreating figure, I suddenly felt that letting him do this seemed like a wrong decision. . .