Seeing that everyone around me was focusing their eyes on my face, I coughed twice and said, "Jiannan, stop joking with this security guy, let's go in."
After entering the house, we followed the signs to the ticket gate. Before I could say anything, the bitch adjusted his suit, pretended to look at his watch, and said like a successful person: "Miss, give us two tickets. Tickets to Capital Railway Station, hurry up, we're in a hurry."
I almost kicked him to death, coming to your grandma's Capital Railway Station! Can planes fly into the train station? Dry!
The conductor said: "Excuse me, sir, do you want a ticket to the Capital Airport?"
"Oh, yes, yes, I want this ticket to the Capital Crematorium. I want a fast flight, not a slow flight, you know? I'm in a hurry."
Crematorium, your sister! Hurry up, your brother-in-law! I covered my face in pain, God! Why would I take a bitch out with me? It's so embarrassing. I won't bring this weird flower out next time!
I calmed down my excitement, dragged the bitch behind, then smiled at the conductor and said, "He was joking with you just now. We want to buy two tickets to the Capital Airport."
The conductor checked and said: "There is a flight at 7:40 tonight, and it is expected to arrive at the Capital Airport at 9:30."
"Just this, two."
"Sir, please show your ID cards."
After we handed over our ID cards, the conductor worked for a while, handed over two ID cards and two tickets and said: "Hello sir, a total of 3252 yuan."
The bitch opened his mouth and yelled: "It's so expensive? Are you robbing? The train sleeper only costs more than 200 yuan. Let me calculate how many times the plane ticket is more expensive." As he said that, the bitch took out the Nokia Friend 1100. Turn on the calculator function and start calculating.
With tears in my eyes, I almost knelt down in front of the bitch. I took a deep breath and said, "From now on, you are not allowed to speak, otherwise the ticket price will be deducted from your salary. If you can keep quiet until the Capital Airport, The ticket money is mine, okay?"
"O..." As soon as the bitch said the word "o", he immediately covered his mouth and kept nodding. As long as his salary is not deducted, this guy can do anything.
I took out my bank card, swiped it to buy the ticket, and then followed the instructions to go to the security check. Then I came to the waiting hall and found a seat to sit down.
I also brought a black backpack with me when I went out this time, but the bag contained clothes, a few charms, a fan that had lost its yang energy, and of course, the jade bracelet that I carefully made for protection.
The bitch took his Nokia Friend 1100 and sent a text message. This guy found a girlfriend. It's weird to say that his girlfriend is a female employee of the haunted office building. I didn't expect that the bitch would get her so quickly. I didn't realize that he had any talent in this area.
I sat aside and closed my eyes to relax. I don't know how long it had passed, but suddenly I heard a voice coming from far away: "Mr. Zhang Xiaolong."
When I opened my eyes, I found that it was Su Jing, the strong woman I met a few days ago and the boss of my bitchy boyfriend. I didn't expect that I would meet her at the airport.
She came over and said, "Mr. Zhang, I haven't had time to thank you for what happened last time. Where are you going?"
"Going to the capital, where are you, Miss Su?"
"What a coincidence. I also want to go to the capital. The flight is at 7:40."
I smiled: "So do we!"
Next, under the leadership of Su Jing, we successfully boarded the plane without making a fool of ourselves again.
It was the first time the bitch took a plane. When the plane took off, Ya was very excited and danced. The flight attendant came over and asked: "Hello, sir, are you airsick?"
The bitch pointed at his mouth, waved his hands, then pinched his neck and made a squinting motion, indicating that he couldn't speak, otherwise his salary would be deducted, and in this case, his girlfriend would strangle him to death. of.
The flight attendant obviously didn't understand, but when she saw the bitch strangling her neck, she asked anxiously: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand what you want to express."
I was sitting in the back playing Plants vs. Zombies, and when I saw the bitch talking to the flight attendant in sign language, I felt bad, I was too careless! Even if you don't let the bitch speak, you can't underestimate him. He is already bitten to the core. If you give him a little chance, he can become the center of attention. .
The bitch repeated what he had just done, and the stewardess became even more anxious and asked: "Sir, are you suffering from epilepsy?"
The bitch finally couldn't help but retorted: "You are the one who is epileptic..."
This guy almost pissed the flight attendant to death. You can obviously speak, but you still use sign language? !
And I was worried that the bitch would take me with him when he was in trouble, so I had the foresight to sneak into the toilet using the urine escape technique. When the bitch realized that he couldn't find me, he extended his 'devil's claws' to Su Jing. .
I finally arrived at the Capital Airport. My steps were sloppy, my hair was messy, and my expression was broken. I had been completely exhausted by the bitch. This guy was so tortured that even Su Jing couldn't keep calm. She asked with some lingering fear: "Mr. Zhang, where are you going? Someone is coming to pick me up today, why don't I take you for a ride?"
"No, no, no, Miss Su, go and do your work. I'll make a call and someone will pick me up."
After Su Jing left, I glared at the bitch fiercely, then took out my mobile phone and called Xu Xiaoling. After a while, a familiar female voice came over: "I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off, sorry..."
Shut down! Why is it turned off? Her phone rarely turns off. Maybe the battery is out of power, please wait a while and try again.
As a result, we sat on the bench all night and were so sleepy that our eyelids were blinking. The bitch even took out the Xiaodangjiajiao crispy noodles he had brought and chewed them while sending messages to his girlfriend. He looked like a refugee from Africa. .
The next day, at 12 noon, Xu Xiaoling's phone was still turned off! Even if you charge your phone, it should be turned on now, right? It's no longer fun now. In such a huge capital, trying to find Xu Xiaoling is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Nothing will happen to her, right? She has been acting strange since she left three days ago.
No, I like Sister Xiaoling very much, and I will never let anything happen to her! After waiting for another hour, Xu Xiaoling's phone was still turned off.
After thinking about it again and again, I called Chen Haotian.
Chen Haotian quickly picked up and asked straight to the point: "Xiaolong, what's the matter?"
"Brother Chen, I do have something to ask for." As I said that, I briefly told Xu Xiaoling's story and hoped that he would help me find out where Xu Xiaoling lived.
Chen Haotian was silent for a while before saying: "Xu Xiaoling? Well, according to your description, you should be talking about Xu Ningrou, the eldest daughter of the Xu family. Today is her 24th birthday. My sister went to attend and just left home. It will probably take a few hours to get to the Capital Airport, so let me call my sister and ask her to take you with me."
So, the long wait began again. . .
The bitch man and I waited from 1 noon to 4 p.m. At this time, I was sitting on a chair and chewing crispy intestines. The bitch man also looked like his parents were dead and drank Nutrition Express. Just between the two of us. When I was about to fall asleep, my phone finally rang! It was an unfamiliar number. After I answered the call, a clear female voice came: "Are you Zhang Xiaolong?"
"Yes."
"Brother asked me to take you to Xu's house. Well, where are you at the airport? I'll send someone to pick you up."
I hurriedly reported my location, and after a while, a man in a black suit came and took us out of the airport and into a Farahli! And the bitch man started to act bitch again and begged me to take two photos of him with my mobile phone so that he could show off to his girlfriend when he got back. I really had no choice but to agree to his willful request.
This is a convoy with a total of five cars. Our car is at the back. There are Lamborghinis and Rolls-Royces in front. In short, they are all famous cars. Sandwiched in the middle is a pink car with a very cool shape. The shape is a bit like a Beetle, round, and I have never seen the car logo. It is two English letters 'ts', but I can tell at a glance that the value of that handsome car must be far more than the value of the Ferrari we are riding in. The one inside is Miss Chen. . .
After taking more than 500 photos of the bitch, Yacai said with satisfaction: "Well, it's almost done, just take a few pictures."
I almost strangled him to death! If my phone hadn't shown that it ran out of memory, I would have continued to take pictures of this thing!
The motorcade slowly stopped at the entrance of a large shopping mall. I asked the driver with some confusion: "Brother, are we here?"
"Not yet, our lady is going shopping, so we will stop here for a while."
As a result, this 'short stop' made me stay for more than two hours! It's already seven o'clock in the evening! Dry! It's already so late and you still want to celebrate Mao's birthday? And Xu Xiaoling's phone still couldn't be reached, which was really annoying. Just when I was about to explode, Miss Chen finally came back surrounded by a group of bodyguards!
The convoy continued to move forward. After driving for more than half an hour, it seemed that it had reached the wilderness, and many luxury cars were driving on this road. After a while, they found a sign on the side of the road: Private property, no one allowed to enter.
Continuing forward, I finally found a large yard ahead. There were many exquisite buildings in the yard. All the luxury cars parked on both sides of the road were all kinds of cars. They appeared in endlessly. It blinded the bitch's titanium alloy dog eyes. This b He was yelling at me to delete the photo he just took and take it again. He wanted to put a photo next to every luxury car, which made me so angry that I felt like vomiting blood. Damn, are we here for a birthday party or not? Taking pictures?
But is this really Sister Xiaoling's house? If not, it would be really embarrassing. Chen Haotian didn't explain clearly at all and just asked her sister to bring me here in a daze.
I told the bitch that the things inside are better than these cars, so we should go in and take pictures.
So the bitch and I followed Miss Chen's family, and when we entered the gate, we even asked for an invitation! Fortunately, Miss Chen's family had it and said that she had brought us here, so we got in. . .