Just when I was confused, the bitch spoke: "Brother, could it be that the corpse felt uncomfortable on the left side, so it moved to a different position and ran to the right side? This is human nature, and we should understand it. "
I understand your grandma! After you die, show me your location? ! But the bitch reminded me, and I asked Boss Shi: "Are there any signs that the grave has been dug?"
Boss Shi said: "My family goes to visit the tombs every year during Qingming Festival, and we don't see any weird phenomena."
"Boss Shi, in order to save land resources, the country requires that people must be cremated after death. Why didn't you cremate them back then? If you were cremated, you wouldn't have these troubles."
Boss Shi poured us a cup of tea and said: "It was the Feng Shui master who taught me to do this. He said that if cremated, the tomb would be useless. I also tried to contact the Feng Shui master a few days ago, but couldn't. I couldn't find him, and then I suddenly remembered that Lao Qian mentioned you to me last time, and that's when I found you."
I frowned slightly and said, "Boss Shi, where is your mother's body? I suspect her body will undergo a corpse transformation."
"What does corpse transformation mean?" Boss Shi asked.
"It's just a fake zombie. It jumps up and bites people like a wild beast. Have you ever seen a zombie movie? It's almost like that."
Boss Shi didn't seem to believe me. He lit a cigarette and said, "No way, Xiaolong, what you said is too suspenseful. This is not a movie. People are dead, so how can they still jump up?"
"Boss Shi, I'm not lying to you. There is a ghost in your room right now. Do you want to see it? I have a way to let you see her." The ghost I am talking about is the bleeding sister who has been following me.
Unexpectedly, Boss Shi was frightened by me. He kept looking around and asked, "Is there really a ghost?"
"Of course, don't worry, I'm here, it'll be fine." As I said that, I took out a Yin Talisman and lit it out of thin air, extinguishing the two Yang fires on Boss Shi's shoulders. Then I pointed at the bleeding elder sister in the corner and said, "Shi Boss, please look over there."
This guy was so scared that he almost peed. A big old man was so timid. I quickly took out another Yang Talisman and ignited the Yang Fire on his shoulders.
At this time, he could no longer see the ghost, but he still looked at the corner in horror and said: "Xiaolong, please take action to invite this ghost away."
"No." I mean Sister Bleeding is my helper, how can I ask her to leave?
Boss Shi said: "Fifty thousand! Xiaolong, please send this ghost away, and I will pay an extra fifty thousand commission!"
A fertile trough? ! Earned an extra 50,000 yuan so easily? A rich man like him would never kill someone without killing her, so I said sternly: "Don't worry, Boss Shi, I will definitely take this ghost away, and as long as I am here, she will never dare to come out to cause trouble."
The bleeding eldest sister stood in the corner and held out three fingers, meaning that she would have 3% of the 50,000 yuan.
This poor devil. . . I want money when I see it, but this time I can make 50,000 yuan, thanks to her, so just give it to me, so I secretly nodded to the eldest sister, and the bitch looked at the secret actions between me and the eldest sister in confusion. , and just as I was about to ask, I quickly took out two hundred yuan from my pocket and said, "Jiannan, didn't we see a fruit shop when we came in just now? Go buy two durians to eat."
"Thank you, brother!" The bitch took the two hundred yuan and ran out in a bound. As he ran, he muttered in a low voice: "Holy shit, you are so awesome. I earned another two hundred yuan..."
After sending the bitch away, I asked: "Boss Shi, where are the bodies of your parents? I want to take a look."
"My father's body was parked in the hospital morgue, and my mother's body was buried back in the grave. She had been dead for five years and her body had not decomposed. I didn't want this to get out, so I buried it back again. "
"Then let's go take a look."
Boss Shi looked at his watch and said, "Don't worry, my son and daughter are back today and should be home soon. Let's have lunch together. I'll take you there after dinner."
I took out my phone and looked at it. It was 10:30 in the morning, which was fine. It was just noon after lunch. If there was really something wrong with the body, I could use the strong sunlight to eliminate it.
About an hour later, Boss Shi's son and daughter came back. Not to mention, although Boss Shi is fat, his son and daughter are quite handsome and good-looking. His daughter is just like a bitch. , holding the phone and not letting go, it's just that the bitch is sending messages, and she is playing QQ.
Boss Shi is indeed rich. His son and daughter both have the latest i**4. It is said that each one costs 5,000 yuan, which we cannot afford.
Boss Shi gave a brief introduction. His son's name is Shi Aolong and his daughter's name is Shi Aofeng.
Shi Aolong is more talkative. Although there is the word "arrogant" in his name, he is very peaceful. As for Shi Aofeng, he seldom talks and has arrogance in his eyes, as if he looks down on me and the bitch.
We had a meal at a luxury hotel at noon. After the meal, Boss Shi took us to the cemetery. I looked around. It was a wasteland covered with grass. I didn't see anything special. I don't know how to read Feng Shui patterns, and there seemed to be nothing unusual here. I looked at the bitch and asked, "Jiannan, do you see anything unusual?"
"It's just like other tombs, not even half a ghost."
I looked at the bleeding elder sister again, and the elder sister said gloomily: "There is Yin energy."
Of course there is Yin Qi, everyone on earth knows it, why do you need to say it? Without the Yin Qi, the body would have rotted long ago. I said to Boss Shi: "Just looking at the appearance, there is nothing abnormal. I hope that the coffin can be opened as soon as possible so that I can see the body and make a judgment."
"No problem." Boss Shi took out the phone and said, "I'm going to call someone right now."
I didn't stop him, just scream. It doesn't matter even if he turns into a zombie. People who have been dead for a few years will not be much better even if they turn into zombies.
Boss Shi was very efficient at work. More than half an hour after making the call, a team of people arrived, as well as an excavator with a shovel. After digging for more than ten minutes, the coffin was seen, and a relatively strong feeling The Yin Qi spread out, making the Yanghuo of the workers tremble.
After more than two hours of cleaning, we dug a big pit three meters by three meters square. That was enough. Boss Shi paid the money and let the engineering team go.
The bitch and I jumped into the pit. Each of us had two yang talismans affixed to our bodies. We raised the coffin nails and lifted the lid of the coffin.
A wave of yin energy came to my face, and I held my breath. The eldest sister quickly took away the yin energy. We looked into the coffin and found the body of an old lady lying inside. The body was wearing a Tang suit, with her hands on her belly. , there is no sign of decay, just like an old man lying there sleeping, but there is a strong yin energy on her body.
"Grandma!" Shi Aolong and Shi Aofeng exclaimed and were about to jump down.
I quickly stopped him and said, "Don't come down! It's dangerous!"
"Stop bluffing, what's the danger?" With that said, Shi Aofeng didn't listen to my advice and jumped down. The Yin Qi in the pit instantly invaded her body, and the Yang Fire in her body was erratic, and she was about to It was about to be blown out, so I quickly took off a Yang Talisman from my shoulder, quickly ignited it, and circled it around Shi Aofeng's head to ensure that the Yang fire above her head would not go out.
But she had already fainted. I said to Boss Shi and Shi Aolong above: "Pull her up quickly."
They hurriedly pulled Shi Aofeng up and shook her for a long time before shaking her awake. Boss Shi breathed a sigh of relief and stood by the pit and asked: "Xiaolong, how could this happen? We didn't open the coffin a few days ago. Such a thing happened."
I shook my head and said: "I don't know, but what is certain is that this corpse will transform into a corpse sooner or later."
"What should we do?"
I stretched out my finger and said: "There are two ways now. First, get some gasoline and burn the body; second, drive nails into its cerebellum. Once the cerebellum is destroyed, the body will not be able to jump."
"Driving a nail into the head?" Boss Shi asked: "Isn't it just a matter of sticking a charm on the corpse in the movies?"
I said awkwardly: "That kind of spell does exist, but I can't draw it. The safest way is to burn the body."
Boss Shi said: "It doesn't matter even if the corpse has changed, right? The coffin is buried more than one meter deep in the ground, and there are nails on the coffin. It is impossible for her to break open the coffin and break through the soil to jump out."
"This thing is hard to say, Boss Shi. If you really don't want to burn the body, then you can only drive a few nails into the back of her head."
"That won't work either. Driving nails into the corpse after death is a blasphemy against my mother. Xiaolong, please think of another way."
What else can you think of? It won't work if you burn it, or drive nails. You know, if the corpse really transforms into a corpse and is surprisingly strong, it might jump out, which would be bad if it hurts someone. Moreover, the Yin Qi here is not It's not heavy, but why is there so much yin energy on the corpse? It stands to reason that this corpse should decompose normally.
Also, why did the body originally buried on the right end up on the left?
I thought for a while and said, "Then let's wait until noon tomorrow to dry the body in the sun to drive away the Yin Qi. Then I will find a way to draw a charm to prevent her from transforming into a dead body, and then she can be buried."
Boss Shi said in agreement: "This is okay, let's do it!"
We buried the grave, and it was already around 7 o'clock in the evening. We returned to Boss Shi's villa and took a shower. After dinner, I sat in the living room and looked through the encyclopedia of spells. When I came out this time, I brought more things with me. Complete, including a complete collection of spells.
I found the 'Corpse Suppression Talisman', but this thing is difficult to draw, and the order of writing is very complicated. While I was studying, a bitch man came over with a durian in his arms and asked with a bitch look on his face: "Brother, look Where are the pornographic books?"