"After having to reorder the food, Basil Jaak and Xenia Wendleton sat down again, and the meal lasted until eight o'clock.
Rubbing his swollen belly, Basil Jaak stood up and said to Xenia, "I'm going to the restroom."
"I'll go too!" Xenia quickly rose from her seat.
Basil Jaak walked into the men's toilet, and was just about to whip out his bro for a leak when the door behind him was flung open.
A shadow flew in and started hurling into the toilet bowl. Had Basil Jaak not jumped out of the way quickly, he would have been hit by the barrages.
Using the restroom's light, Basil Jaak saw the intruder was a woman, though he could not make out her face.