Fiona Turner made a beeline for the men's clothing section on the third floor of the mall with Basil Jaak.
"Hold this trench coat first." Fiona Turner picked out a long, black, British-style trench coat and handed it to Basil Jaak, then thoughtfully touched her chin and wondered, "What should I pair with this long coat?"
"Trench coats are of course worn over shirts. I think that off-white shirt would be perfect," Basil Jaak pointed at an off-white shirt on the wall and suggested to Fiona Turner.
However, before Basil Jaak could finish, Fiona Turner began to aggressively spit out a stream of criticism.
"Pairing a shirt with a trench coat, could you possibly be any more old-fashioned? A white shirt with a black trench coat? Do you think you're a panda, or do you just have too much of a black and white fetish?" Fiona Turner rolled her eyes and derisively blurted out, "Hillbilly!"
Basil Jaak grumbled in frustration, "If not a shirt, then what?"