"Hello Zaddy! Can you help me with my workload?" a familiar voice asked at the end of the other telephone line. The rotund man stroked his jolly white beard and cried, "Ho ho ho! Truck-kun what a joy to hear from you! Ho ho ho! How many orders have you fulfilled? You have been a very very naughty boy this year!"
"Stop Zaddy Stop! You know how busy I was, I couldn't even celebrate Christmas with you." Truck kun was obviously frustrated and been practising the Gen Z lingo in order to fulfil his latest order.
"So you want me back on Earth now? You know how much energy and time I need to used up to travel back! It will take me another full year of good food to fuel up again." the Santa complained.
"But Zaddy, you slay every Christmas! You got rizz without boundaries." Truck kun continued.
"Ho ho ho!" Daddy Christmas was at a lost for words.
"No cap! We miss you! We love you here, help me out here. It's going to be buzzing! Sarang Hey You! So come here and vibe!" Truck kun continued.
"Ho ho ho! Son, I can't Ho ho ho! You're too much!" Santa laughed holding his pot belly. "Why not ask Mrs Claus?"
Mrs Claus snatched over Truck kun's phone, "You! You bloody hell come back to Earth this instant! All the elves are going hungry and I need a hand in cooking for all of them. You and all your gifting and leaving me with all these hungry kids. You better come home or I whack you with one of those gingerbread house! Go fix the issue with truck kun!"
"Ho ho ho!" The Santa cried and put away his latest eye-phone. ""Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blixen! Back to Earth we go! Back to North Pole!"
After what seemed like eternity to them, the shrivelled old man and his skinny reindeers finally reached the North Pole. A well fed granny and a thousand elves rushed out to welcome them home. The granny give Santa an Eskimo kiss before Santa left with truck kun. "All the best dear! Go fixed truck kun's mess! Come back soon!" Mrs Claus shouted as the elves consoled her.
"Ho ho ho! Thank you bruh!" Santa laughed as truck kun drove him off to Hawaii.
"Anything for you Zaddy! Spring break here we come!" Truck kun laughed, driving into the sunset with Father Christmas in his new Hawaiian shirt.