Shiineee
As soon as I entered the shiny gate, silver engulfed me and landed me inside a gigantic room decorated with stupendous silver marble.
And by gigantic, I mean fucking huge!
"And you have fucking done it!" The fairy cursed with all her fairy heart.
The floor, the walls, the roof that was as high as the sky, everything was super shiny. The room was vast but it had no furniture or other amenities. There were only beautiful mirrors placed at odd angles everywhere.
"Relax, what's the worst that could happen?"
Can I catch a shiny here? Gotta catch em all, if you know what I mean.
"What? You don't even know what's fucking in here?" She was appalled at my ignorance.
Did I ever mention that I become a really good poet when I see small green girls?
"Ignorance is darkness, but there's no darkness here, so I guess I don't really have to stress?"
