My best friend is straight (chapter 16)
Continuation from Last Scene..
Mike: I was thinking about nothing.
Chigozie: which one is thinking about nothing again?
Mike: oga just help me press my nyash abeg..
Chigozie: hahah I should press your nyashh?
Mike: yes na..
Chigozie: used his hands and grabbed Mika àsss... You mean like This?
Mike: 😂😂 you dey madd..stop joor...see as you grab my nyashh like say na u get am...
Chigozie: 😂😂😂.... How guy go dey get big nyashh like this? And you're not even fat.. hmm.. he said as he continues to rub the ice block on it..
Mike: he knows why he did that... He knows I won't be attracted to girls... So he gave me a selling point 😂😂
Chigozie: selling point kwa? 😂😂 Whahala.. no for una stuff nyashh is selling point?
Mike: not really.. just be cute!
Chigozie: whahala... so what about you? Why guys no dey rush you?
Mike: hahaha because I didn't make people know I'm into this..
Chigozie: huh? Like you man your people don't know you do this? Your fellow gàys?
Mike: just few people...
They're plenty on Facebook and Instagram..
Chigozie: maybe you should try it.. maybe you'll get the right person for you...
Mike: hmmm don't worry about that....no need.. I have already gotten the right person for me.
Chigozie: for real? When? That I didn't know.
Mike: some days ago
Chigozie: 🤔🤔 but some days ago you were still siick.. you hardly even operate your phone.
Mike: yeah. Don't worry you will see him soon..
Chigozie: hmm okay oo..
Mike: yeah.
Chigozie: even me self I want to look a girl and settle with. I'm tired of jumping here and there
Mike: you should..
Chigozie: yeah. I'm not a kid.. once I'm done with school now.. I know it's marriage straight
Mike: marriage? Why? Won't you look for work?
Chigozie: laughing..work? Not at all
Mike: why? How do you intend to keep your wife and kid?
Chigozie: I have work already..
Mike: for real? Where? How? He asked looking so interested in the conversation
Chigozie: don't worry sooner or later you find out..
Mike: 🙄🙄you want to be hiding things for me abi? Ok na no probs..
Chigozie: hahahaha.. no na not like that guy.. why will I hide things from you?
Mike: do I know for you? 🙄 Enjoy your future work yourself..
Chigozie: this boy eeh 😂😂.. you won't keel me.. future work?
Mike: abeg commot..he said angrilyy.. thank God you don they show me your real character once we finish this school....na bye bye be that
Chigozie: no nah.. not at all. You're friend na....my good friend for that matter even though you're sturboñ and créaze sometimes 😂😂
Mike: 😂😂😂...
Chigozie: can we go somewhere this evening?
Mike: hmmm I'm not watching any football Abeg go alone..
Chigozie: not football... hahaha it's a different place
Mike: where then?
Chigozie: are you going or not?
Mike: I don't know! Tell me the place first
Chigozie: ok na... forget then..
Mike: no no.. I'll go..
Chigozie: 😂 you eeh!
Your whahala eeh...
Mike: abeg massage this thing well.. you don too talk self..
Chigozie: if I slaap you eeh... He said as he slaap Mike's àsss very hàrd.
Mike: Jesussss... Stop na.... It's pàíñing me.
Around evening time they both dressed up and was ready to go out.. as said by chigozie..
Chigozie: I'm the one taking you out and your dressing fine more than me? 🤨🤨He said while looking at Mike from head to toe..
Mike: fine boy like ! What do you expect.. nothing less of course..
Chigozie: 🙄🙄 oga let go abeg.. I don't want us to stay long..
Mike: ok ok sir.. I'm done let me just arrange my eyebrows..
Chigozie: whahala... Hmmm no he small thing... He said while looking at Mike through the mirror..
Some minutes later They were done.. they locked the door and left...
On there way going...
Mike: I dey hungry fa..
Chigozie: me too..
Mike: let look for any close by restaurant and eat na.. abeg..
Chigozie: no! Let go first...once we get there we will look for something and eat..
Mike: hmmm... Where are you even taking me self.. I'm just following like what I don't know.
Chigozie: na today I go use you do rîtúals😂😂😂
Mike: am not surprised na.. 🙄🙄
Chigozie: you dey créaze... what do you mean.
Mike: that thing that your thinking I mean...that is what I actually mean
Chigozie: hahahaha you dey madd.. 😂😂
They both laughed and got a taxi that took them...
Scene 3...( Mike and chigozie in a GRA estate)
The taxi dropped them and drove off..
Mike: where are we? Where be this place? He asked looking curious
Chigozie: you thought I'm joking when I said I go use you do Money..?
Mike: 😂😂 you no well
..tell me something! He said while looking around and seeing big big houses..
Chigozie: let go joor.. he said as he began to walk on a direction..
Mike: following him behind... Chigozie where be this abeg? No dey scare me..
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 fear fear.. follow me joor... We're close already
Mike: close to where?
Chigozie: to the place na..
Mike: which place? He asked as he stopped walking..
Chigozie: turned as saw Mike not following him..
Why are you standing there? Let go na..
Mike: oga I'm not going anywhere again.... Tell me where we're going..
Chigozie: okay stay there na... It's getting dark already..
Mike: chigozie I'll go back ah swearr... What is the meaning of this? Tell me where we're going to..
Chigozie: to that house..he said pointing at it.... You don't trust me or what? You think bi want to keel you?
Mike: hmmm... I trust you but...
Chigozie: no but let go...
Mike: hmmm it's ok then..he said and began to follow him..
Few steps more they stopped at the front of a gate..
Mike: trying to look through and see what is inside the house...
Chigozie: knocking the gate...
Mike: behind him... watching
Chigozie: still knocking..
Few seconds later someone came and opened the gate.... Obviously the security man.
Chigozie: where did you go since? I have been knocking
Gate man: sorry Oga.. I was in the toilet
Mike: oga? Hmm which oga? He said in his mind as he followed chigozie in..
Chigozie: papa dey inside?
Gate man: no him commot since morning..
Chigozie: ok who's Inside?
Gate man; Emma and Ada.
Chigozie; okay...he said and continue going towards the main house entrance
Mike: chigozie, is this your house?
Chigozie: my house kwa? Where I get money to build this big house..
Na my papa house.
Mike: 😳😳oh Wow!
But😒😒is still your house na.. I mean una house..
Chigozie: smiling..
Mike: looking around...omor this house is kinda bigger than ours 🤨🤨he said looking around..
Chigozie: open the door and entered...
And Mike followed him immediately..
Chigozie: 🤨🤨🤨 watin be this?
Mike: 😳😳😳😳 WOW!
Emma and Ada: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! they shoutéd...
Chigozie: 🙄🙄🙄 una no get work..
Mike: Happy birthday? Who's doing birthday? He said in his mind while staring at the whole decorations, cake and money cake..
Ada: abi birthday brother... I thought you won't come I for bréak your héàd...
Chigozie: smiling small Small...
Emma: after all our stress... Na only one person you carry come?
Mike: turned around looking for who they were talking about...
Ada: why are you turning around? We're talking about you.
Mike: oh oh... Sorry. Good evening ma..
Chigozie: ma? Mumu guy... she's my younger sis.
Ada: good evening..
Emma: good evening brother... He said looking at him..
Mike: thank you.. he said calmly..
Chigozie: abeg you guys should remove all this balloons on the floor.. I be Small child? Which kind yeye celebration be this..
Mike: wait, wait.. chigozie it's your birthday? Wait I don't understand. Na today be your birthday day?
Chigozie: yes!
Mike: what! And you never told me... You dey créaze ah swearr... Why didn't you tell me? And then brought me here to your house just like that..
Chigozie: bèàt me then! Since I didn't tell you bèàt me... 🙄🙄
Mike: it's not funny chigozie! How can you do this to me? He said taking the whole stuff to serious..
Chigozie: it's just birthday guy. I didn't even know they are planning anything..
Ada: please brother have your seat..she said to Mike
Mike: oh...thank you..
Then he sat down careful at the tip of the furniture..
Chigozie: abeg na food carry us come here we dey hungry.... Where the food una cook?
Ada: are you not going to invite all your friends? We cook plenty oo
Chigozie: friends? When Last did you see me with friends? Abeg give us food..
Ada: hmm. Ok oo
Emma take the food to the dinning table let eat.... This your brother and his boring lifè
Chigozie: eeh leavé it like that..
Ada: brother Biko( please) join us at the dinning table please... don't mind this your friend..
Mike: me? Nooo I'm fine.. I ate before coming. I'm filled up already 😁😁
Ada: ahh..no oo. We don't do that here...even if it's little just join us.. were celebrating something Good..
Chigozie: 🤨🤨🤨... You ate what before coming? Oga let go and eat...he said while heading to the dinning table
Mike: how can he not tell me it's his birthday....he said In his mind while following chigozie to the dinning table...
Some minutes later they started eating..
Emma: brother this your friend fine oo ah swearr.
Ada: yeah na Yoruba boy right?
Mike: smiling....while eating
Chigozie: 🙄🙄 you like am? He said to Emma?
Emma: me?
Chigozie: yes na.. are you not the one that say he's fine... So I'm asking you do you like him?
Emma: I'm just admiring his cuteness brother.... Which one is like again. How will i like a fellow boy?
Chigozie: is anything bàd? People are doing it na..
Ada: gày guys abi? I have seen one before.... Very fine boy but end up being gày..
Chigozie: you were crushiñg on the guy before?
Ada: yes oo.. not after I found that he's gày.. I just loose interest.
Chigozie: hmm..
Ada: but he's a very nice guy. Like so so nice and welcoming..
Chigozie: yeah they are.. I know of one too..
Mike: 😳😳... Heart béàtîñg fast...
Ada: oh in school?
Chigozie: yeah... My school..
Ada: hope say nothing dey join una?
Chigozie: I don't understand? What's your concern with that? If I'm friends with him does that change anything? Does that make me gày?
Emma: No! Not at all.. for me I don't mind having them as friend.
Ada: that is not what I mean..
Chigozie: I know I'm just telling you..
Why are you quiet Mike? He asked suddenly
Mike: coughing... Me? I'm not. I'm just listening to you guys..
Ada: have you come across one?
Mike: hmmm you mean gày?
Ada: yea....
Mike: yes sure I have come across many self..
Ada: wow in this lagos?
Mike: yes sure.... I have them as friends too..
Ada: WOW... almost all of us here have had one encounter with them one way or the other..
Chigozie: this soup too get salt...
Ada: 😒😒😒 which soup too get Salt? This sweet soup? Mike is it true?
Mike; no no! It's very nice and tasty...
Ada: thank you dear... Chigozie you can here him right?
Chigozie: he won't tell you the truth..
Mike: the soup is very ok.. all ingredients on point..
Ada: do you cook too?
Mike: yes I love cooking..
Ada: wow... exactly like that my gay friend.. the boy can so cook eeh...
Chigozie: looking at Mike...
Mike: oh really? That is nice then...
Some minutes later they were done eating..
Chigozie: it's getting late we will be going now.. pack us some food and soup..
Ada: okay.. she said and went to do so..
Some minutes later she was done and she brought it for them..
Mike: alright Ada thank you so much.. Emma thanks..
Ada and Emma: you're welcome...they chorused.
Chigozie: make una no tell Papa say I come here oo..
Ada: hmmm... I hear you.
Then chigozie and Mike left...
Scene 4( Mike and chigozie Inside the taxi on there way back to thier apartment)
Mike: what can I give him as a birthday gift now? He said I his mind while thinking of what to do..
Chigozie: watin you dey think?
Mike: nothing...
Hope you no say you dey vexx me?
Chigozie: what did I do?
Mike: you should have told me it's your birthday a least. I would have prepared a gift for you... You made new feel bàd seriously.. and to top it off you just carried me your house just like that... What if I didn't want to go?
Chigozie: I told you it's not my house.. na my papa get am. Am I the one that built it? He said in a funny way...
Mike: it's not funny oga.. I'm not laughing..
Chigozie: ok sorry!
Mike: hmmm abeg go...😒
Chigozie: hahaha...
Driver we'll stop here.
Then dropped from the taxi and began to trek to thier apartment which is just few minutes away..
Mike: walking slowly and sluggishly... Thinking of what he can get chigozie..
Chigozie: oga walk fast...it's dark already. You this area is not safe..
Mike: increased his walking steps...
Scene 6( Mike and chigozie in the room)
Chigozie: OMG I'm so tired..
Mike: so you guys have a very nice house like that? And you're acting like one orphan..
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 orphan? But I'm actually an orphan.. I don't have a mom..
Mike: smiling.. you're not serious... Anyways your house is fine..
Chigozie: it's not my house... I'll build my own house my self and leave there happily with my wife as kids..
Mike: Awwn...m.so happy for you... You have dreams already..
Chigozie; and what about you? Won't you do the same?
Mike: hmmmm.... I will love to do that too but I'm afraid the person I will love to do that with may not like it..
Chigozie: can you give the person kids?
Mike: hmmm... No!
Chigozie: so what are you saying? You can't give birth to a child... And every real man will want that..
Mike: yeah I know. We gàys ain't lucky on that side... But life is not all about making kids..
Chigozie: hmmm to the gàys right?
Mike: not to the gàys.. but life generally..
Chigozie: I love kids alot and I'm planning on having so many....they should just filled up house cryiñg and playing...
Mike: hmmmm.... I'm definitely loosing on this..
Chigozie: loosing what?
Mike: never mind...
So is that your birthday wish? To marry, build your house and have lot of kids?
Chigozie: smiles... Not really.. it's just part of my future plans..
Mike: smilies.... Ok I wish you the best..
Chigozie: thank you..
And you too..
Mike: smiles... Sorry I don't have a birthday gift for you.. it's not my fault..
And I don't like gifting someone after the the main day...
Chigozie: you don't have to worry...
Mike: give me your account details.... Let me send you money
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 Money? I don't need your money... Money is not my problem..
Mike: Hmmm.. its fine then.. you're rejecting my gift.
Chigozie: no I'm not. You can give me something else but not money. I'll spend and forget about it. Money isn't a gift
Mike: hmmm true though! So what do you want?
Chigozie: I say don't worry... Just continue to be friend.
Mike: hmmm no! Ok I have something for you
Chigozie: what is that? 🤨
Mike: you might not like it but that is what I have for you..
Chigozie: what is that?
Mike: opened his arms wide...
Chigozie: what? What is that? Why opening your hands..
Mike: you don't understand?
Chigozie: understand what?
Mike: common! Come take Hug 🤗🤗
Chigozie: smiling very wide... He never expected it..
Is this what you want to give me? He asked while smiling..
Mike: ☺️☺️☺️ Yes! No hómó... Trust me!
Chigozie: smiling while still seating down on the bed...
Mike: my hands are pàíñing me... Hurry please.
Chigozie: 😂😂 Bro like seriously.. I should hug you?
Mike: yeah... I'm waiting.
This isn't gift to you. Trust me you won't forget this gift forever..
Chigozie: 🤨🤨hmmm.. alright. then he stood up.. and walk towards Mike..
Mike: Happy birthday! Thank you for being a Good friend and elder brother...
Chigozie: smiling... See you😂.. this funny and weird to me..
Mike: common... My hands are pàíñing me already..
Chigozie: hugged him softly and calmly 🤗🤗
🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
Mike: happy birthday big heàd
Chigozie: smiling... Thank you sturboñ friend.. he said calmly while still hugging each other..
Mike: you're welcome...
Chigozie: 😳😳😳😳 why is heart béàting fast? He said in his mind..
Mike: just smiling...
Chigozie: can you hear it?
Mike: hear what? He asked
Chigozie: you can't? My heart is poundiñg fast.😳
Mike: 🤨🤨🤨 really? How? Why? Are you okay? He said and released chigozie from the hug..
Chigozie: 🤨🤨🤨.. you didn't hear it?
Mike; no...
Chigozie: I'm coming let me check something again... He said and hugged Mike calmly again..
Mike: what? 🤨🤨
Chigozie: his heart starting to bèàt fast again...😳😳
Then he released Mike...
You didn't hear it?
Mike: I'm not hearing anything oga🙄😒
Chigozie: then he shifted away from Mike..
Mike: why are you shifting awày? 🤨🤨
Chigozie: oh it's nothing..just that....
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