My best friend is straight (chapter 20)
Chigozie: oh God how can I forget about this? He said in his mind as he followed Mike to the bed..
Mike: what? Why are you looking at me like that?
Chigozie: if I told you I didn't forget purposely...will you believe me?
Mike: chigozie...you don't have to worry yourself ok!
Chigozie: hmmm..
Mike: removing his clothes..
Chigozie: I'm sorry Mike.. I'm really sorry okay!..
Mike:: chigozie please.. please ok... It's ok. The more you say sorry the more I get pissèd off..
Chigozie: ok what do you expect me to say?
Mike: nothing.... Just forget about it..
He said and stood up.. finding his way to the bathroom
Chigozie: hmm guy no vex!
Mike: ignored and entered the bathroom..
Chigozie: hmmm🤦then he checked the time on his phone..
11:53pm.... The day is almost gone self..
Then Mike came out of the bathroom.. climbed the bed without saying anything..
Chigozie: Happy birthday bro!
Mike: kept mute..
Chigozie: happy birthday Mike.. and I'm really sorry for everything...
Mike: used blanket and cover himself before sleeping off...
Chigozie: felt quilty through out the night that he find it difficult to sleep..
Scene 2.... The following morning
Mike: woke up.... yawning! Then remembered that chigozie forgot about his birthday..then he suddenly changed his face expression to someone looking angryy..
Chigozie: coming out of the bathroom..
Mike: stood up entering the bathroom
Chigozie: Good morning..
Mike: morning....he said with a deep voice as he enters the bathroom
Chigozie: hmmm.....
Few minutes later.. Mike came out of the bathroom..
Chigozie: will you be going to class today?
Mike: yes!
Chigozie: why time?
Mike: I don't know!
Chigozie: you don't know? You don't have your timetable or what?
Mike: why are you asking me?
Chigozie: nothing bro.. just asking... I was thinking maybe it's the same time with me..
Mike: ok! He said as he head towards his box of clothes..
Chigozie: my own class is by 9am..
Mike: snubbed him and Continue with what he was doing..
Chigozie: yesterday I slept eeh. Can you believe since that 12pm that I slept off I didn't wake up again.. 😂😂
Mike: turned and looked at him in a weird way!
Chigozie: oh sorry... It's not funny right?
Mike: does that sound funny you?
Chigozie: hmmm Mike stop na...why are you doing like this? I said no vexx.. eeh...abeg! I don't like the way you're acting
Mike: oga I'm not acting anyway... It's your quiltyy conscience that is eating...you up!
Chigozie: ok I agree.. I'm sorry.. I know you dey vexx with me so well
..you don't have to say it! It's written all over face.
Mike: oga I'm not angryy.
Because you forget my birthday? Haha who I be?
Chigozie: what do you mean by who I be?
Mike: yes na.. who I be? I'm not nothing to you chigozie.. well I'm not surprised
Chigozie: why are you talking this way Mike..you know what you just said is totally wrong!
You're more than something to me.. I value you so much..
Mike: you value me and forget my birthday? Eeh? Answer me! You care about me and forget my birthday that I told you about? Please stop saying things that will get me angryy please..
Chigozie: hmm.. na woman heart this boy get also!
Mike: you say?
Chigozie: don't worry.. anyways I'm sorry..
Mike: I heard what you said.. yes I agree I have woman heart. So woman heart no be heart?
Chigozie: I didn't say so!
You're too emotional and takes things too serious.. on a normal guys level, you shouldn't be taking this stuff to hàrd like this.. but I know you better and understand the kind of feelings you have. And that is why I'm taking my time to apologise more.. because it was my fault! Màbínu ( sorry)
Mike: I don hear you! It's ok
Chigozie: I'll make it up to you!
Mike: don't make it up to oga.. you don't have any reason doing so
Chigozie: hmm... I'll. And I have all the reason to do so.. you're my friend! My best friend.. I cherish you so much!
Mike: don't cherish me so much! I don't want
Chigozie: this boy! Hmm... You can't stop me from doing so..
Listen let me tell you something you don't know.
Mike: what?
Chigozie: from the first day I discovered we will be staying in the same room at the hostel.. I got this nice feelings towards you.. your attitude and way of expressing yourself made me laugh. You look so small and calm! Obviously Young and haven't seen life.
Mike: 🙄🙄🙄
Chigozie: yeah... Despite what I did to you on our first encounter at the admission office.. that didn't change your perspective towards me... All you needed then was just a sorry from me! That made me believe you're naturally a good and cool person.. since then I promise my self never to let you go.. I wanted to be your friend! And also guide you!
When I found out about your sexualíty... I almost changed my mind about being your friend because I found it disgustiñg at first.. but as times goes on... I accepted you for whom you're. I stopped being hómóphobic and here we're now Mike! More than 2 years... Please I really do care about you okay! Forgetting your birthday was nothing! It doesn't change anything....
Mike: 😒😒😒 hmmm all this long grammar ontop what?
Chigozie: hahaha..you this boy eeh.. so you don't understand all this my grammar!
Mike: hahaah 😂😂yes..
Chigozie: finally.. you're laughing..
Mike: 😒😒
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 see his face!
Mike: where's my birthday gift?
Chigozie: hahaha don't worry I'll take you out today! All bills on me.
Mike: where are you taking me to?
Chigozie: mama put!
Mike: 😂😂 you dey mahd..
Chigozie: hahaha watin na? You don't want that?
Mike: hahhah... I don't oo
Which one is mama put again.
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 ok do you have anywhere in mind?
Mike: nah... Just kidding!
You don't have to worry about that
Chigozie: 🙄🙄.. I'll worry oh!.. you deserve the best!
Mike: smiling...
Chigozie: so how did you celebrate it yesterday?
Mike: I went home!
Chigozie: 😳😳 swearr!
Mike: yes! My mom and sis asked of you I told them you're busy.
Chigozie: 🤦🤦no vex Bro!
Mike: it's fine..
Chigozie: hahah.. alright!
We go out later in the evening right?
Mike: oya na..
Chigozie: let me dress up for my lecture abeg.... I have 9am..
Mike: me too oo..
Chigozie: 🙄🙄 but you said you don't know when I asked earlier..
Mike: yes 🙄🙄
Chigozie: so because you're angryy with me. You're now lying to me?
Mike: I know you would say we should go together and I don't want to..
Chigozie: hmm common Mike.... anytime we have misunderstanding..you shouldn't treat me that way! We should talk it out and brothers not as enemy..
Mike: ok sir! I hear you.
Chigozie: who be your sir?
Mik: 😂😂 you na..
They both laughed....
Some minutes later they dressed up and left..
Scene 3( Mike and chigozie about to leave the apartment around evening hours..)
Chigozie: oga do fast! Na night be this..no body go even see your face.
Mike: ehh leave it like that.. allow me do my thing.. he said while brushing his eyebrows.
Chigozie: my own be say you're wasting time over what is not necessary...
I still have to come back and read this night oo
Mike: ok ok! I'm done sir..
Chigozie: hmm....let me see your face..
Mike: watin 🤨🤨?
Chigozie: you no even fine...
Mike: you dey mahd
Hot babè like me?
Chigozie: babe? Haha
See this boy😂
Mike: uncle let go abeg..
They both laughed and left...
Scene 5 ( Mike and chigozie at the bar)
Mike: so is this bar you wanted bringing me?
Chigozie: watin happen? You know here?
Mike: yeah.... I was here yesterday.
Chigozie: you were here yesterday? How?
Mike: after I left home.. o came here to relax my head
Chigozie: you and who?
Mike: only me..
Chigozie: okay... What do you want to take!
Mike: malt and fish pepper soup..
Chigozie: you no go drink beer?
Mike: do I drink beer before? 🙄
Chigozie: try it today na.. there's always a first time
Mike: abeg leave me.. I'm not trying anything..
Chigozie: 🤨🤨 you still be man ooo even though you dey collect prick.. 😂😂
Mike: you dey madd! I dey collect príck shaa but no be any kind of diick...
Chigozie: abegiii Oga..you dey collect any kind of diick!.. 🙄 you know collect your ex diick?
Mike: 😂😂 which kind talk be this nah... he said feeling shy?
Chigozie: 🤨🤨see this one...you dey shy? You no dey collect nii?
Mike: abeg leavé me. Watin concern you.. abi you want make I collect your own?
Chigozie: 😂.. no oo.
My own keh? Not at all. Mine is for the girls 😁
Mike: I don't even want! So you don't have to explain further 😉..
Chigozie: you don't want abi because I didn't give you?
Mike: 🙄🙄 oga I don't want! I don't want over user something..
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 that doesn't affect the capacity or the strength of the diick na... Even the size will remain the same... But yours is otherwise.. everywhere go don open finishh..😂😂
Mike: 😠😠😠😠...
Chigozie: he pàíñ am oo😂
Mike: abeg call the waiter okay.. this your talk don tire me
Chigozie: you're taking alcohól today!
Mike: I'm not taking anything..
Chigozie: common.. what's there na.. it's nothing.. just one bottle.
Mike: hmmm...
Chigozie: waiter! Abi is bar man self? Which one them dey call them? 😂
Mike: bar chigozie! Na the name be that 😂
Chigozie: iffa slaap you..
You're here today again? Someone said behind Mike..
Mike: turned back to see who was talking..
Chigozie: 🤨🤨..
Mike: oh oh.. you! Yesterday night guy?
Guy: hahaha... Which kind name you give me so? Yesterday night guy?
Mike: 😂😂😂 sorry.. I don't know your name!
Chigozie: 🤨🤨 just looking at the both of them..
Guy: can I seat here?
Mike: of course
Guy: howfer guy..he said to chigozie
Chigozie: fine! He answered reluctantly
Guy: you're looking so Happy today... unlike yesterday..
Mike: hahaha obviously..
Guy: so is this the guy?
Mike: which guy? 🤨
Guy: the one you said forgot your birthday.
Mike: shhhhjj🤫🤫🤫
Guy: hahah oh sorry
Chigozie: which guy is that?
Mike: don't worry it's nothing
Guy: hmm it's nothing bro!
Then the bar man arrived..
Chigozie: give us 4 bottles
Guy: please I'm fine. I'm not taking anything..
Chigozie: ok bring 3.
Bar man: ok.. any thing else?
Mike: fish pepper soup.
Bar man: okay! He said and left..
Came Back few minutes with the orders.
Mike: chigozie I told you I don't want to take this.
Guy: you don't take beer?
Mike: oh no! I do take it just that I don't feel like today..
Chigozie: okay take just one bottle na..
Mike: 😒😒
Guy: yeah! Just take one bottle you will be fine...
Mike: hmm ok.. opened the bottle and began to drink..
So this stuff is this bitter like this? He said in his mind..
Some minutes later..
Guy: I'll be leaving now!
Please can I have your number? He said to Mike
Mike: my number? For what?
Chigozie: yes for what?
Guy: nothing.. just want to be friends with you. He said and wink
Mike: his eyes getting blur.. hmm my eyes is doing me some how..
Ok! My number is 090....
Chigozie: hmmm
Guy: alright I'll call you later ok
Mike: exhales heavily..ok bro
Guy: good night bro..he said to chigozie and left
Chigozie: is this how you give out your number to random guys? You don't even know him...
Mike: no nah.... I just feel like doing so..
Chigozie: abi you're crushing on him?
Mike: crûsh keh? Noo he said sluggishly
My eyes are getting heavy chigozie...this thing you gave me!
Chigozie: haha you're turning to man gradually! He said laughing..
Take 1 more
Mike: no way. I won't
Chigozie: common just take it.. you won't diee
Mike: no.
Chigozie: once you take like 2 more bottles your eyes will clear off.. your body will get use to it!
Mike: really?
Chigozie: yes
Mike: I don't trust you!
Chigozie: hahah trust me joor.... Take this remaining two bottles..
Mike: trying to open his eyes clearly..
Chigozie: gave the remaining two bottles to Mike
Mike: are you sure about this? He said like someone who is about to get druñk..
Chigozie: trust me bro!
Mike: collect the bottles.. drank one immediately and waited few minutes to drink the 2nd one...
10 minutes later...
Mike: scatter all the bottles on the table.. one fell on the ground and break.
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 your eyes don finally clear? He said laughing at mike..
Mike: druñk 💯 percent!
Chigozie! I'll keel you today ah swearr he said like a full druñkard
Chigozie: 😂😂😂 this is my own birthday present to you!
Mike: stood up from the chair heading towards the big plasma tv at the bar!
Chigozie: laughing and looking at him
Some other guys at the bar was looking and laughing too
Mike: started dancing in front of the television...
Everyone at the bar started laughing and clapping for him
Chigozie: brought out his phone and began to video Mike.. laughing so loud
Mike: turned bàck and was heading towards a different seat..
Chigozie quickly went to him and held him back.... Still laughing.
Then he paid for the drinks and he left Mike..
Holding very well so he won't fall..
Mike: feeling so dizzy... And ranting rúbbísh!
They eventually got a taxi that took them home..
Scene 6( Mike and chigozie at the apartment)
Chigozie: dropped Mike on the bed...
Ahh..ahh.. he said breathing heavily and looking so tired because he carried him from the gate to the room
Mike: sleeping...
Chigozie: you don finally taste alcohól 😂😂 maybe you will stop being a mommy's boy from today.. he said while laughing and looking at Mike
Mike: suddenly woke up..
Where am I? Give me 3 bottles bar man! I need 100 more bottles.. he said with a druñk like voice
Chigozie: hahahha come and take 😂 I'm the bar man.. he said while laughing at mike
Mike: stood up from the bed... staggering....
Really? Are you the bar man? Then he busted into laughter..😂😂😂 laughing so loud over nothing
Chigozie: I need to record this moment..then he quickly turned on his camera.. videoing Mike
Mike: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg! I need 1 million bottles please..
Bar man please give 10 bottles
Chigozie: hahahaha 😂
Ok sir I'll give you he said laughing while recording Mike..
Mike: moved closer to chigozie..
Are you sure you're the bar man? 🤨🤨
Your face looks familiar.. like I have seen you somewhere before..
Chigozie: no! I'm the bar man please... Bar man chigozie 😂
Mike: bar man chigozie?
Then he busted Into laughter again.. 😂😂😂
Funny name... Chi...gooo ziee! Haahahha 😂😂
Chigozie: off the camera!
It's enough now!
Come and sleep... He said while drààgging Mike to the bed..
Mike: leavé me alone.. I need 10 bottles.. do your work before I ask the manager to sàck you
Chigozie: sorry sir! You need to sleep now.... I'll Serve you the bottles when you wake up
Then he pushh Mike calmly on the bed..
Mike: held chigozie by the hand and Drew him closer to him.. boom.. they both fell on the bed. While chigozie was lying on top of Mike..
Chigozie: see this boy? Oga sleep... He said as he wanted to stand up from Mike's body
Mike: where are you going? I said give me 10 bottles.. he said while talking directly to chigozie's face... Very close
Chigozie: your mouth dey smell alcohól oga... He said and wanted to stand up again!
Mike: wait! 🤨🤨 You look familiar... I saw you in my dreams...
Chigozie: dream kwa? Doing what?
Mike: kissing!
Chigozie: 😳😳 this boy don créaze.. he said and wanted to stand up from Mike's body...
Boom Mike kisséd him.....😘
Chigozie: 😳😳😳😳..
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