"Who am I, hahaha, who am I?" The Skeleton Pirate Captain seemed to have heard a very amusing question and burst into hearty laughter so intense that his jawbone fell off and rolled onto the deck, where it continued to twitch.
Just like a set of false teeth dropping to the floor, the Skeleton Pirate Captain bent over to pick up his jawbone and casually reattached it, before singing loudly:
"I am a phantom,"
"Traveling through the cracks of time and space,"
"I have suffered endless hardships,"
"Yet only received curses from everyone,"
"I am undying and unending,"
"But forever live in agony,"
"I have witnessed the destruction of numerous histories,"
"Yet others see me as a madman,"
"I wander through endless apocalypses,"
"I roam within the illusory Star Realm,"
"Bloodshed and slaughter have long numbed me,"
"No treasures can make my heart beat,"
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