Isn't lying flat more pleasant?
He wasn't here to preside over the Fertility Festival because of his considerable strength, nor because he was the one who arranged this fishing plan; it was simply because...
The other priests, the High Priests, couldn't be bothered to come!
They had all gone from overtime dogs to evil dragons who made others work overtime while lying flat themselves!
The High Priest of Corruption was also incensed by their shamelessness; these evil forces woke up early and toiled late, struggling hard with the ideal of changing the world,
Yet the Church of the True God wanted to slack off completely!
Dammit!
He said coldly, "Up next is the Third Disaster; do you really think it can be restrained..."
Before he could finish speaking, there was a huge commotion behind him.
There lay the position of the Dark Fertility Mother Nest!
"How is this possible!?"