".... For God's sake!!!!! Those Herbivorous Harem Protagonists are so Ridiculous!!!! This Manga!!!! 300 Chapters!!!! THREE HUNDRED GOD DAMN CHAPTERS!!!!! After all that and he is still a Virgin!?!?!? What's the use of having more than 48 Girls hanging around you if you can't even pick a single one out of them!? My Goodness! ...." (Continuing on until 333 words)
"..... And that Anime!!!! Are you sure it's a Harem Anime!? Four Seasons has Passed..... GOD DAMNED FOUR SEASONS! And what's the progress of relationship of the protagonist with his "Harem"? NOTHING!!!! Forget about getting married, they're not even dating. Seriously, are those twenty-something girls only serves as a Fapping Material for the Fans? What kind of Harem Protagonist are you!?....." (Also Continuing on until 333 words)
"..... And last but not least.... This Novel..... Oh my Goddess..... I don't have any word to describe this trash.... 20 Volumes have been published, and the only achievement the Protagonist in that Novel has achieved in his love relationship are just holding hands with his girls? Not even hugging or kissing? Seriously!? What's wrong with you, Protagonist? Do you still have your birdie? You're not Impotent, aren't you!? Is your 69 Girls are just decorations waiting to be used for your readers masturbation? Huh!?!?!?... (And for this one, it's continued on until 444 words)
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I typed and typed, on the internet forum to vent all my rage, disappointment and frustration over how pathetic is those "harem" protagonists from the animes, mangas and novels I just finished reading or watching.
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My name is Sagradhi Ranata.
I am just your typical human being.
But my life can be called quite wonderful.
When I am just 12 years old, I already make love with my childhood sweetheart, a girl living next door.
We pluck each other virginity and become a lover.
Then when I am entering High School with her, I met another girl who is at first only interested in my girlfriend.
Yup, you read that right.
I met a Lesbian who falls in love with my childhood sweetheart.
When I know about that, I set a trap with my girlfriend to snare that girl into our clutches.
And we succeed.
I educated her about the pleasure between man and woman, and we successfully make her abandon her path of lesbianism and embrace the one true straight path.
And that's how I have 2 Lovers in my life.
After we graduate from high school together, we go to different campuses.
I go to a Computer Science College, my first lover goes to an Economic University and my second lover goes to a Business Management Academy.
Even though we study in different campuses, we still go together in works when we begin our startup business.
Then after we graduated from our respective campuses on the same year, I married both of my lovers at the same time together.
I am glad that I live in Garuda Country.
In this country, it's legal to have more than one wife, as long as you get the consent from all of your current wive(s) if you want to have a new wife.
After the wedding, we then rent a two story house to live together.
The money comes from the savings that the three of us have gathered together after we run a startup business for 3 years.
After that.... We live happily ever after....
Just kidding.
Living with two wives is not easy.
Sometimes we argue and have fight, but as a man of the house I have a responsibility to get everyone together.
And I do a good job of keeping our marriage stand.....
Until death do us apart.....
After living with me for more than 50 years...., my first wife passed away, leaving me, my second wife and her two boys.....
After my first wife passed away.
Then 4 years later, it's my second wife turn to leave me along with her 2 kids, a boy and a daughter.
At that time, I am already old, and my 3 boys and 1 daughter has already grown up.
I have long ago put down my position as my Business Group Leader and divide the handling of my family business to my 3 boys when my age reached 69.
My daughter has grown to be a beautiful lady and married to a conglomerate family, and every year she never forget to visit me for two weeks to one month.
As an elderly in his pension years, left alone by my two lovers and with my kids all grown up and busy with their own lives and families, I spent the remaining years of my life doing my hobby.
You asked what is it?
My hobby is of course playing games, watching animes, reading novels and mangas.
What!?
You wanna say that an 80-something old man like me is too old to have that kind of hobby?
Nonsense!
In fact, playing, reading and watching those stuffs makes me feels young again.
Although since I am now old and my reflex is not as good as when I'm young, I refrain from playing action or rhythm games and instead play casual games, visual novels or turn based role playing games
As for animes, mangas and novels, my tastes is still the same as when I am still young, but I do spent more time with relaxing Iyashikei and Slice of Life Genres now when I am getting older, while I only enjoy the Hot Blooded or Action Genres on rarer occasion.
My all time favourite is Aria the Animation, Kannazuki no Miko (my first yuri anime which I've watched just 3 months after I lost my virginity), Yu-Gi-Oh! and.... Pokémon (who don't like Pokémon?).
All those old time animes are masterpieces.
Meanwhile for the animes, mangas and novels in present days...
What's wrong with them?
They say their genre is "Harem" but their Protagonists are still virgins even after so many chapters, volumes and episodes?
The Hell....
Even Protagonist from Kannazuki no Miko, a High School Girl, manage to kiss Her Girl as her "Birthday Gift" before the first episode ends.
Are those Man from Harem Genres can be called as Man anymore?
They even lose against a girl in a pursuit of romance.
And thus began my one thousand words plus ranting on the internet.
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"... And then, that's the end of my ranting. For God's sake, if there's really a Wish Granting God out there, I wish that I can get sent to that Trashy Protagonist's World so that I can kick their balls!"
And with that last words I sent to the internet forum, I closed the browser and turned off my laptop.
Looking at the clock, it's 22.44 pm already....
Time to sleep, it's not good for an elderly to stay awake until this late of night.
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