He made a plan to cover up Dreams base in vines after the Syndicate attacks it.
His part is to make it look like he got killed them and then take a more worthy form for his attack on the hero tower. A zombie of his mortal form.
He's already drew out how it will look. A army helmet, red flowery vines, grey lifeless skin, sorrowful pained eyes, and the wounds he gets after death. The rest will be his broken and beaten vigilant suit.
Their plan is to make it look like Vines reanimated his dead body and the helmet is to protect the main chunk of vines.
People are dumb like that. They see one abnormal thing and make assumptions. A zombie covered in red vines? They must of been reanimated by those weird vines. New helmet the zombie wasn't wearing before death? That's obviously covering up something important.
That's why it's so easy to trick them. It's just to easy.
He has decided to stay at Purpled's home as it seems Purpled isn't going to be using it.
He's also regained some of his memories of being a god, though he can't use his powers as they would most likely be to much for his mortal body.
It's a real pain he can't just make his mortal self vanish from the face of the earth, but he can't so he has to play the waiting game.
The collar will be a back up plan if he's dragged out by his team mates.
There is no way he can possibly survive. He is so going to die.
Good, he can see his son again and be friends with Dream, Tubbo, Sapnap, George, all of them again! Techno will even be a god this time! It will be so much fun. Especially when he's able to get his full memory back.
He's almost certain that he will start to forget again. He can now understand Ranboo's memory issue. The human mind stocks away memory's that are complicated, like the gods for example.
It is quite sad.
Currently he is playing with Dogchamp using a shadow mouse to act as a toy, so far Dogchamp has only caught one.
He is putting small bits of grounded Kibble and blood to make it more like an animal. Dogchamp seems to like the added addition to the toy.
He's also started to hear whispers, not the voices, more like prayers. He asks the voices about them and they said that since he had relied he is a god he will start hearing them. The voices said they would answer them.
When he questioned why they would answer the prayers when they are a different gods angels they laughed at him and told him that all of the dark angels are his angels, as he is first in line I the dark branch.
Suddenly blood splats at his ankle. Oh, Dogchamp caught the mouse.
He uses his powers to pull the blood off the carpet and uses it with some extra blood and grounded kibble to make another mouse.
"I want to be the mouse!" One of the voices yell.
"If you can posses it that you can be it." He jokes, setting the mouse down.
That mouse starts to move on it's own.
It was a joke but ok.
He gets up, grabbing his phone.
Should he mess with Wilbur? He got Wilbur's phone number from Niki and is yet to text them.
Oh, he has the best prank.
Unknown number
Hello Ethan Brown we regret to inform you that you and Tommyinnit are evicted from *street name and address*. This is your day 2 notice.
He laughs a bit at the prank.
He sent Wilbur his actual address for the prank. Obviously he didn't use Purpled's actual name because no.
He starts frantically running around like he actually got evicted for if Wilbur goes over to his house out of worry, knowing the dramatic bitch they are.
For farther information he text Wilbur with a scammers site that gives you a fake number. He learned the site from Purpled as they needed to call someone for a mission.
Quite useful for pranks.
He packs some things into bags then hears the door bell ring.
There's the dramatic bitch.
He stops packing and goes to answer the door. When he opens the door it's the on-slot of worried dabble.
"Tommy you landlord accidentally messaged me and I heard you were getting evicted and I wanted to see if you were ok and needed any help." Wilbur stutters so fast he can barley understand any of the words.
"Slow down big man. First, no, I'm not actually getting evicted, but that's because my brother was the main name on the house and they just decided to move away and is no longer paying for the house. I am planning to move to a cheaper place." He explains, allowing Wilbur in.
He walks to where he was packing and starts up again. He can see the sad expression in Wilbur's face.
"Don't you get enough money from working with Niki to pay rent?" Wilbur asks, walking over to him with pity in his eyes.
"That's why I said I'm not technically getting evicted. I can pay for it, but I prefer not to waste money. I'm used to poor areas anyway." He explains seeing Wilbur's expression only get sadder and more filled with pity.
"You can come live in the Syndicate territory if you are worried about money troubles. People charge low prices for houses in there since most don't like living in villain territory." Wilbur offers, giving him a pitiful smile.
This was supposed to be a prank, but it seems to have made some good. He will be closer to the Syndicate and vines, not to mention the protection.
It's a win-win situation.
XD is on his side today. Even if it came from a betrayal. Well, all things good came from something bad.
"Well then help me pack up, bitch." He yells, throwing the remote at them.
He took most of the things that are his. Some of that being what he originally brought to the house when he moved in. That's not a lot though, as he could barely afford to eat.
He told Wilbur some of the stories off-handedly and it seems to have made Wilbur realize just how bad it has to get to live in LondonShire.
"Fuck Tommy, I'm sorry I didn't do something." Wilbur mutters, packing the rest of the stuff into their car.
He can't really take everything on his bike.
He also showed Wilbur the secret basement. Wilbur questioned why a rented house would have something like that and his best guess was that Purpled made it themself.
He hops into Wilbur's car and sees all the to-go containers and all the other junk and scrunched up his nose.
"Your car is a complete mess, big man." He states, looking at Wilbur as they get in.
"I wasn't expecting to find out one of my friends and leader of a powerful vigilante group would be getting evicted!" Wilbur complains.
Numb Little Bug starts playing and his eyes light up.
"I don't feel a single thing. Have the pills done to much? Haven't caught up with my friends in weeks. And now we're out of touch." He sings with a smile plastered to his face.
"You really are a song bird." Wilbur giggles, using their right hand to rub his head.
"What do you expect? Me to be a golden winged vulture? I'm not some kind of shiny Pokémon." He laughs, seeing Wilbur try to hold back their own.
"What, is this a try not to laugh challenge, fish fucker?" He laughs, seeing Wilbur try even harder not to laugh.
"I'm Wilbur Scoot and I have enough versions of myself that I could be in a poly relationship with myself." He mocks, knowing if Wilbur try's to act offended they will burst.
"You going to make Revivbur cause a zombie apocalypse any time soon?" He asks with a giggle.
Wilbur finally bursts out laughing.