He wakes up to vines covering the room of his new house.
He checks his phone and sees why.
"Today is the day that I will die!" He laughs, pushing himself up out of bed.
He goes and changes into his best clothes and goes to brush his teeth.
He has to look splendid for his last day alive.
When he gets done brushing his teeth he goes to the kitchen and starts making food.
"You seem overly happy that your going to die." Vine's laughs, walking in from the guest room.
"I get to see my son, why wouldn't I be happy?" He squeaks, giving Vines a apple.
"Surprised your human mind remembered him." Vines giggles, taking a bite of the apple.
"Human parents usually remember their children. Especially ones with animalistic instincts." He explains, getting done with making his English breakfast.
He walks over to the table with Vines.
"Sucks that you can't eat anything but plants, blood, and sunlight. This human food is quite good." He mocks, while stuffing his face with food.
"It's not my fault I was a Fae before ascending to godhood." Vines complains.
"Sure Death Seed." He laughs.
"Oh we're using mortal names now, Thomas Simons of Esspmie." Vine's laughs with spite.
"I wasn't even the prince, don't give me that 'of Esspmie' shit." He complains, getting up to put his plate in the sink.
"You practically were from the story's you told me." Vines bickers, using a vine to grab another apple.
"How is being sent to discuss a treaty with another kingdom making me a prince. I was simply the representative." He explains, grabbing Vine's hair brush to brush out his bed head.
"Normal kingdom edict is to send a prince to talk treaty's." Vines adds with a shit eating grin.
"The royal family only had a daughter, which was off talking to the royal family's of Empires, and the king didn't want to freeze to death." He offers.
"Fine, Thomas Minecraft of The Antarctic Empire. Is that better?" Vines mocks.
"Oh shut up." He huffs, throwing the hair brush at them.
"But simply no." Vines laughs.
"Says the one that feel in love with the Lavender!" He yells with a playful grin.
"Hey, Lavender is the hottest Ender dragon to ever exist. You can't even talk about love since you always get flustered to the point of a heart attack when confronted with a crush." Vines screeches.
"Oh fuck off, I don't get a heart attack every time I get a crush on someone!" He screeches taking full offense.
"Says the first time seeing that half and half boy. Your luck they are only a Demi- god because of the fact that Lavender got sick and couldn't run the land. It would be a disaster if they were actually your nephew." Vine's mock reminding him that this is Drista's friend.
"I will cut off your head and turn it into a Burger King vegan burger." He threatens.
"So you admit it!" Vine's laughs, pointing a accusing finger at him.
He decides to return the jester but a bit differently with a different finger. Some may even say he was flipping them the bird.
"Oh fuck off. Don't you have to go plan out that mission?" Vines yaps.
"Yah, you go get off to Lavender." He replies knowing he's won the battle when there's no response.
He slings his bag over his shoulder and grabs a good bit of vines to put in his bag for the main mission of getting him killed.
This is going to be a fun day.
He walks out the door saying his goodbyes to Vines.
He walks down some roads and around fewer corners before he gets to the Syndicate base.
He walks up to the door and knocks.
Techno is the one to open the door.
"Never thought the socially awkward Techno would be the one opening the door." He laughs walking in.
"Never thought a gremlin child like you could be Puffy's grandson." Techno replies with a huff.
"Never thought the orphan slaying Blade would be friends with a orphan." He snarks, walking to the couch and sitting down.
"The voices don't consider you a orphan." Techno responds.
"That's because they consider Phil my dad." He smiles, seeing the internal dilemma going through Techno's piggy head.
"I'm going to go tell Phil and Wilbur your here." Techno finally say's defeated.
"Brothernoblade. He no want to admit it. Wouldn't it be sonnoblade since Techno's god powers derive from Thesaurus's?" The voices bicker.
He doesn't want to think about that fact. Techno calls him a child but he is technically older than them.
No, he's not thinking about any of that anymore.
His pryer conversation starts playing through his head when Ranboo arrives.
Why did Vines have to make him remember his childish crush on Ranboo!
Curse that saumensch! Wait, saumensch is german. He's starting to cuss in different languages. Hopefully that doesn't slip out or else he would be doomed.
"Hey Tommy, you good? It looks like you got stuck in your own head." Ranboo worries, after shaking him lightly.
"Oh, yah, I'm good just thinking about the mission. I'm going to be fighting my abuser and that's terrifying." He sputters needing to make a quick and believable story.
"Well if you start freaking out to much I can teleport you out of the fight." Ranboo offers.
"Don't, if I start to freak out I will probably have a power break." He explains.
"That isn't healthy." Ranboo mentions, sitting down next to him.
"Nether is having a panic attack with a blade at my neck." He mentions, laying back on the couch.
"What." The mortified voice voice of Puffy says.
For some reason that voice on Puffy scares him, like, a lot.
He clings to Ranboo and shacks in fear.
He can't tell if Ranboo's awkward face is because someone that took down Blade is clinging to them in terror or if it's because of Puffy being so mortified.
Ranboo smells like new books and alliums. Maybe some curas fruit too. It's a nice smell.
He slowly stops shaking and just lays on Ranboo's side.
"This is kinda funny to look at." Wilbur snicker, deciding to go tell everyone about the little moments going on.
He soon falls asleep after that.
"Tommy wake up, it's time for you to put on your suit and for us to start the mission." The sweet voice of Ranboo whispers, softly nudging him.
"I don' wanna wake up." He slurs, getting up.
"You seem pretty up to me." Wilbur comments like the prick they are.
"I swear Wilbur I will get you swatted and offer any blood you lose to the blood god as tribute for your stupidity." He threatens knowing that Techno being the next blood god only makes in all the more funnier.
"Wilbur stop antagonizing Tommy, and Tommy go get changes." Niki orders.
They both do as told. Women are terrifying like that. That's why Prime appears to be a woman. They are the most terrifying thing to exist.
He goes to the bathroom and gets changed into his vigilant gear making sure it looks perfect.
It's much like preparing a body for a funeral. Making it oh so perfect for the family and friends of the dead.
He walks down to everyone else and smiles.
They know nothing.
So, so, ignorant.