Vitya flew in empty space thinking about everything, mostly what he would do when he woke up.
Vitya: ...... Where the fuck am I?
Vitya: I'm a siren-headed la la la la, try to escape la la la la la.....
Vitya started singing the last song he remembered, what else could he do?
Vitya: Fly away! On the wings of the wind! You're the land of your native land! Yes, our song.... Where are we taking you? Freedom is our command...
&##__: You sing well.
Vitya: thanks, I went to music school.
Then Vitya suddenly realized something.
Vitya: ..... Wait, what are you?
&##_: well such creatures I am called god, creator, burning bush, holy spirit, Buddha, Zeus, Poseidon....
Vitya: I got it! Wait this is some kind of ERROR! I'm not dead..... Am I?
God: you had a blood clot at night, you died in your sleep.
Vitya: .... It's sad, I've done so little.
God: it's right.....
Vitya: I never flooded my neighbors, I didn't shit in the jam of the neighbors downstairs, I didn't even pour water on the stairs to make all the dough fall in!
God was shocked by this man, more than that, he was little to say fucked up.
God: ..... I'll take a more earthly form.
A huge macaroni monster stood in front of Vitya.
Okay. It's pointless to confront what has already happened.
God: you're up to...
Vitya: and then what!? Me to hell? Purgatory? Or..... Vitya: To paradise?
God: I offer you rebirth, let's say, you may be lucky, maybe not, depends on the world in......
Vitya: please don't send me to dum!
God: (laughter) don't worry, the chances of that are very small, and so spin the drum.
A drum appeared in front of Vitya like in the Field of Miracles, but the bars were smaller than a needle and the arrow was smaller than a hair, Vitya grabbed the drum and spun it.
God: and so your world.....
The arrow stopped, god pulled out a piece of paper and said.
God: mga, pff.... How boring, spin the drum, now let's determine the power.
Vitya repeated the process, this time god said.
God: the strength of the Fufelschmerz from Phineas and Ferb (laughter)
Vitya: he has strength?
God: yep, his outstanding brain, and yes and a bonus from me, it will be sad if someone steals your quirk, so it can't be stolen, copied, erased.
Vitya: thanks, now what?
God: now it's time for you to go to sleep.
God clapped his macaroni hands and Vitya fell asleep, then he woke up and saw the glass and his huge nose.
Vitya: "fuck..... I don't want to grow up again! I don't want to go to garden, school, university again, I don't want!!!!"
From the outside it looked like a child who started crying, after a while he stopped crying.