So what did I find out, my name is Haines Fufelschmerz, I was shocked myself, and there was clearly a pasta monster involved, I could swear to that. And here comes the sad part, ahem ahem, I am an orphan, my mother died in childbirth and my father is nowhere to be found, it's so sad, but let's not talk about the bad stuff, so my immediate infancy consisted of feeding and lying on my bed, and you know.... I got so bored that I even came up with the idea of talking as if someone was watching my life, it helps take my mind off this mortal boredom a little bit.
The nurse takes Heinz and starts changing diapers, she didn't like this job, especially for Heinz, not for any reason related to his looks, it's just that Heinz when they changed his diapers to new ones he used them right away, it was one of his few amusements.
Heinz: "come on slave, clean my shit up mahahahaha."
After that, they put Heinz back and gave him a bottle, he was eating and growing, what can I say, after a while he was given to a nursery, there he also made fun of the people watching, let's just say that here everyone was afraid to drink coffee or any other hot drink, mostly because of the plasticine he put there, and then he would quietly watch and laugh, and he tried to put together some kind of -inator, but it didn't work out, and now he's 3 years old, today they come to take the children to their homes, more often they take those who have already awakened a quirk, but they also come for the little ones, and today another family comes, kind-looking families, the ones who shine with happiness and positivity.
Haines: "I'm gonna fucking throw up rainbows."
Haines continued coloring the coloring book, sometimes he still tried to play on this multi-colored thing like a ladder, but it quickly got boring, but coloring, he liked to redraw pictures of heroes, so he had the Almighty in his underwear, which he laughed at all who watched him.
Woman: What are you doing?
The man was standing against the wall drinking coffee.
Haines: painting....
Woman: who are you drawing?
Haines: none of your business.
The woman was in a sort of stupor, it seemed as if the air had turned into a wall and split, or was it just Haines' imagination? He basically didn't care if anyone would take him in, he was fine enough here as it was.
Woman: and why are you here alone? Don't you have any friends here?
Haines: woman get off, it's not like I'm coming up to you and asking you why your face is glowing with happiness.
Woman looks like she's been turned into a statue.
Woman: .... How old are you?
The woman desperately tried to keep the conversation going.
Three years old.
Haines answered briefly to get her to finally fuck off of him.
Woman: What's your name?
Haines: Haines Fufelschmerz 42nd emperor of the galactic empire.
Woman: I see, I am very pleased to meet you, 42nd emperor of the galactic empire.
Haines thought she giggled.
Haines: I didn't.
Next the woman left and Haines watched them, let's just say that someone there who was taking the children away had a giant window where you can see the game part, Haines thought he was a kind moron, he's a bit of a moron but kind.
Haines: "I wonder which of my slaves I'll have to say goodbye to?"
Haines observed a strange picture, this time our headmaster was gesticulating his hands so much that he almost dropped a vase of artificial flowers.
Haines: "Are they taking Rico?"
Rico was a kind of fat guy who was the leader of the under-gang, but in fact it was a bunch of kids who started backing off at the slightest hint of a fight, as you guessed they were afraid to even approach Haines, mostly because those who pissed Haines off didn't walk around with paste on their faces for long, and they couldn't tie their shoelaces in such a way that they couldn't be untangled by an adult, so you could say Haines was a quiet loner who didn't touch anyone, and they didn't touch him.
Haines: "If so, I'm happy for him, surely such love and care will fix him."
Suddenly after 2 days he was called by the under-director, Haines obediently went, the same smiling people were already standing at the exit.
Haines: and what does that mean?
Director: congratulations to you Haines Fufelschmerz, or should I say Haines Hamokiri already.
Haines looked at them and then at the principal.
Haines: can we not?
Principal: oh don't be so mean, I'm sure you'll like them, your stuff is already stacked in the car, you can go.
The principal started pushing him towards them, he obediently went.
Haines: "old geezer, just looking for a way to get me out of here."
Haines knew he was a pain in the ass for them, but no sane family wanted him except them, and not right no sane family would want him.