Another sock is sent flying towards the mystery girl, who teleports out of the way, and barely misses Oiran with one of her purple flame punches. Oirans' face is covered with blood as she says, " Gonna keep runnin' around like that?" The girl doesn't respond, but reappears behind Oiran attempting to slice her head off, it was dodged, but a small portion of her hair was cut off. Oiran creates a platform of socks, hops on it, and hovers above the battlefield, slowly getting higher and higher, before saying, " Secret art: Mannequin!" Her body grows larger and larger, her clothes shifting, before she stops at about fifteen meters. her eyes seem almost hollow, and her teeth are that of a shark. Now that I see her entire body, I notice how ludicrously ripped she is. Oiran shifts into a fighting stance, before charging forward, creating a shockwave due to her massive size.
She jumps up, above the girl, who teleports. Oiran smiles. She claps her hands above her head, and a scream could be heard. " I can't get out! I can't get out!" Oiran jumps out of a newly made hole in the giant, causing it to fall. She yells over to me, " Come over here!" I follow these directions, and proceed towards her. She says, " I saw you can make and electric sword with your new Twitch. Cut off the hands of the giant."
"Aight,"
I activate Erotic Eminence, and form my sword, cutting off the giant's hands. For some reason, the hands stay gripped around the girl, instead of going limp. I ignore this and ask, " So whatta ya think of my new-"
" Nobody asked."
" Ah."
"Nobody loves you."
"Aight."
" Now carry the hands until we find Shinimaru." A used Erotic Eminence to summon the anime girl, and ordered her to lift the hands into the air, and then we headed out.
After leaving the clearing, we search for Shinimaru. I cut through a thicket with my sword. "So how are we gonna go about finding him?" Oiran replies, "either one of us flops over from poison fumes, or we see flames or smoke." I nod, and stab a spider-like snake. She then blurts out, "stop staring at my boobs." I quickly avert my gaze. She continues to speak, "One time I blew up a hospital."
"I did not need to know that. "
The rest of the walk was silent-
A huge dragon head peered through the trees, and grabbed the pair of giant hands out of my Twitch's arms, raising the hands into the air. As my gaze on the dragon fixed, I see two other heads appear around it. Oiran stutters, "I-its a Ukipok!" I look at her confused. " You mean a hydra?" She shakes her head, and explains, " Ukipok are among the strongest beings in this realm. They are thought of as malevolent demons, and can level cities in a single strike. " I gasp-
"Don't gasp."
"My bad. "
"It sounds stupid. "
"Yup."
I see the figure of the dragon rise into the air, and it's full body comes into view, and it seems reminiscent of King Ghidorah from Godzilla( holy- Im such a failure). Another figure comes into view, a large bat, about a football field in wingspan, and radiating a purple aura. The ukipok tosses the bat the hands, and the bat flies off with them. Oiran curses under her breath. But my focus is placed elsewhere, seeing as blue balls of energy were forming at the mouths of all three heads.
"Oiran…OIRAN!!"
Blue beams of electricity burst forth from their mouths. I yell, "GET BEHIND ME!!" She scrambles behind me as I order Erotic Eminence to shield us. She bends over, acting like a sort of dome, shielding us from the rays.
After about a half a minute, the assault stopped, and I cleared away Erotic Eminence. Oiran said, "stand back." She leaped from tree branch to tree branch, getting higher and higher, until she vaulted above the canopy, and yelled, "Secret Art : Mannequin!" Once again, a large titan-like body formed around her, only moments before she landed a square, clean punch to the center head of the Ukipok. The dragon recoiled , before slashing Oirans arm with its sharp tails. Oirans titan let out a shrill, monstrous scream, before diving off of her tree perch, and whilst falling, grabbed their tails. The dragon attempted to fly away, but Oirans grip was too strong, and she brought down the dragon, and then the dragon…disappeared?
Oiran popped out of the titan, and started darting around the treetop, searching, but found nothing. She landed beside me, furious. "Let's go find Shinimaru. "
When we found Shinimaru, he was cornered. He was torn up all over, and blood dropped from EVERY possible place. Every…
He was fighting an enormous allosaurus, and his flames seemed to have no effect on it. I activated Erotic Eminence, and had her snap its neck. She then ate the head of the dinosaur, and somehow it looked hot. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE F**K IS WRONG WITH ME?! Anyway, as soon as he saw us, Shinimaru smiled, and then fainted. Oiran held him against her chest. Shinimaru coughed up blood, before smiling. "Nice. " Oiran chopped his neck. "Sleepytime."
After walking for so long, we reached the edge of the forest, and were met by a royal looking city. It was almost four AM, but lights bounced beautifully off of large skyscrapers, and the streets were riddled with people. We walked along until finding an inn that we could stay in. We entered a fairly well looking inn, and bought a room, before entering said room. I sprawled out on the mattress, and fell asleep.
When I woke up, it was raining outside, and through the window, I could see a gang fight going on. I ignore this and turn on the TV, which was playing a show about this rogue dinosaur named barney, who was committing mass homicide. Oiran was intently watching the gang fight, before spontaneously yelling, "HUNGRY!" I look to Shinimaru, who shrugs. "I could eat. "
As Oiran scarfed down an entire rotisserie chicken, (the only other animal that appeared to be in this world as well) I feasted upon a popsicle. Finishing a wing, Oiran licked the bone clean, and threw it at me. I stared at it with wide eyes, and started to lick it savagely. Shinimaru punched me. "How down bad can you get?!" I stared at the chicken bone, and wipe my mouth, smiling. "Worth it. " Oiran wasn't paying attention, and threw another bone at me, this time aiming at my eye. I know that she was doing this to agitate me, but…Shinimaru stared at me, mouthing, don't do it… I lunge forward the chicken bone, vaulting over the table, but my leg was grabbed by Shinimaru. I resisted, inching steadily closer to the bone. Shinimaru dragged me off of the table. His grip loosened, so I attempted to jump back up, and succeeded, slobbering all over the chicken bone. It seemed to only just hit Oiran what I was doing with the bones, and she kicked me in the balls. "Degenerate."
I was about to go back to my popsicle, when i remembered, "How come that girl couldn't teleport while in your hands?" Oiran shrugged.
"I just guessed that she couldn't teleport where she couldn't see." She snatched my popsicle, ate it, and kicked me in the balls.