"The strongest World Cup debut in our mind should belong to Batistuta. He scored a hat trick in his first World Cup appearance. Alexander is very likely to achieve or even surpass this achievement in this game, but Batistuta His hat-trick was completed in the World Cup group stage, and if Alexander wants to prove himself on the real World Cup stage, he must first help the England team break out in the qualifiers and obtain a ticket to the World Cup finals… "
San Marino thought that they would lose, and also thought that they might lose miserably, but they never dreamed that the blow would come so quickly.
Their only sense of presence in world football comes from this fastest goal record, but they did not expect that the greatest glory left by their ancestors would be kicked away by Alexander.
It is tolerable, but what is unbearable!
All San Marino players came to a consensus almost instantly.
The game can be lost, but Alexander must die!
After fighting again, Alexander clearly felt the ill will of the San Marino players.
Full back Palaz and center back D. Simeone sandwiched him on the left and right. As soon as Alexander started running, they started to use their hands and feet.
Alexander even cares about this?
The force was concentrated on the shoulders, and he pushed to the left. Well, the person was gone. Then he squeezed to the right, and the world suddenly became clear.
"Beep!"
"…Two defensive players from San Marino fell to the ground. Alexander fully demonstrated what it means to turn people upside down wherever they go."
"The referee seemed to have called a foul on Alexander. If the standard had been stricter, he might have been carded, but the two San Marino defenders were not honest and Alexander was just defending himself…"
Alexander stood there, innocently spreading his hands and looking at the referee, "Did I commit a foul?"
The referee almost laughed out of anger.
He pointed at Palazzi and D. Simeone who were lying on the ground, "How do you explain this?"
"They fell down before I even exerted any force," Alexander's eyes widened, "Do you blame me?"
As soon as he finished pretending, D. Simeone, who was performing on the ground, couldn't bear it anymore. He immediately jumped up as if he was electrocuted and gave Alexander a hard push.
Then I found out embarrassingly that I couldn't push…
Alexander turned his head and looked at him like an idiot. His look was no different from an adult looking at a child playing around.
The players from both sides, who originally thought there was going to be a fight, stopped where they were, with expressions of dumbfounding on their faces.
Even the San Marino fans in the stands couldn't bear to look at him and wanted to expel this embarrassing guy immediately.
The referee shook his head, wondering if he was also teased by Simeone. In the end, he did not take any serious action, but just gave a verbal warning: "Okay, gentlemen, the game has just started. I don't want it to be too ugly. It won't happen next time. You're so tolerant, do you know what I mean?"
Alexander made an "OK" gesture, "As long as they don't mess with me."
With this incident, San Marino became a little more honest, and then began to take a comprehensive beating.
The game entered the rhythm of the English team, and a tidal wave of attacks began to surge towards San Marino.
In the 5th minute, Chamberlain passed the ball into the penalty area. Alexander turned his back to the goal and knocked the ball back. Rooney followed up and hit the goal.
The football hit the defender's foot and missed the baseline. England got the first corner kick of the game. However, after Gerrard took the ball, Defoe headed the ball high with no one around. England missed it. Opportunity to expand the score.
In the 7th minute, Gerrard stole the ball outside the penalty area and shot 6 yards from the right rib but was saved by the goalkeeper.
In the 10th minute, Rooney passed the ball with a header. Alexander stopped the ball on his chest and passed the ball. Chamberlain inserted his right foot and shot, and the ball hit the goalkeeper.
In the 11th minute, Rooney's long-range shot was once again blocked by the San Marino bus, and Alexander's follow-up shot missed the goal by a hair…
A hidden law in football: Missed chances are punished.
Unfortunately, this law does not apply to Sanmiao today. They even activated the rebound aura and threw the punishment on San Marino.
In the 12th minute, Baynes received a pass from Wilshere on the left and made a long pass to the center.
The football landed on the right side of the small penalty area. During the chaos, Alexander took a few blind shots in the direction of the goal.
This kick was too hasty, with two defenders hanging on him, and the quality of the shot was quite high. The football was about to fly out of the left goal post, but now there were people from San Marino in the penalty area, and this kick was no exception. The ground hit the defender.
The winner is D. Simeone, the big loser.
The football ball hitting his shoulder took a big deflection and flew into the goal under the gaze of goalkeeper J. Simeone who wanted to kill.
"…Baines passed the ball, and there was chaos in the penalty area. Alexander hit the goal with his left foot! Huh? The football hit the defender and deflected into the goal. An own goal?"
J. Simeone rushed to the referee and betrayed his teammates without hesitation, "The football hit his hand, this ball does not count!"
The referee shook his head and said, "That position is not considered a handball and the goal is valid."
The goal whistle sounded and the England team gathered together to celebrate again.
Rooney smiled evilly and said: "Hey, you bad guy, you did it on purpose, didn't you?"
"…I deliberately missed the ball?" Alexander said helplessly, "Don't doubt my professional ethics."
"Come on, you just went for his hand. You missed the penalty kick but got an own goal." Rooney's face was full of disbelief. "It's really yours!"
Wilshere shook his head strangely, "I have to say, your revenge is too strong, brother, this is not a good quality."
"Ah, yes, yes," Chamberlain also followed suit, "You have to learn to be tolerant in life. He has already been bullied so miserably by you. Why are you specifically targeting him?"
Alexander could only follow their words and say, "Who told him to offend the people he shouldn't offend?"
"Look, look, I'm just saying, he did it on purpose."
"If you say that, your foot skills are not good, why did you hit the shoulder?"
They were chatting and laughing here, while on the other side in San Marino, the atmosphere was dark and depressing. There was a huge gap visible to the naked eye in the mental state of both parties.
San Marino forward Selva kicked the ball out again like a walking zombie. As a result, the football fell to England's feet again just after a few passes.
A scene that exploded the audience arrived.
Walker passed a long pass to Gerrard from the wing, and Jay directly used his head to head the ball to Defoe who was inside.
Defoe and De Lavala took off at the same time, and then hit the ball at the same time. The football flew high and landed not far away from the two of them.
Alexander, who was outside the penalty area a second ago, suddenly rushed into the penalty area.
To be precise, he forcibly overtook D. Simeone and carried Paraz on his back towards the falling football.
Palaz originally occupied a favorable position and was firmly in front of Alexander, but Alexander, like a heavy off-road vehicle, knocked him aside and accelerated forward.
In order to stop Alexander, Palaz had to wrap himself up with his hands and feet.
He had used all his strength to pull hard from behind, but he could not stop Alexander's footsteps for even half a second.
Everyone can feel the powerlessness and despair through the screen.
"Alexander's physical fitness is too foul. He doesn't look thin, but he's not very strong either, but his burst of power is like a beast. Poor Palaz, I hope this game will not stay in his heart."
Alexander didn't give J. Simeone a chance to prepare, and fired directly at the falling and bouncing football.
J. Simeone had no reaction and watched the football fly into the goal from the right side.
0-3.
"GOAL!!! England's third goal! Alexander defeated the enemy's entire defense by himself! He was simply born to score goals!"
"I created an own goal and scored two more goals. The first 15 minutes of this game was almost Alexander's own performance! The other players in the England team did not perform poorly, but Alexander burst out with brilliance. It's so dazzling that it makes everyone become a supporting role…"
With a warm smile on his face, Alexander calmly walked to the sidelines, clenched his fist and waved it lightly as a celebration.
Teammates came up and gave him high fives one by one.
Hodgson cheered with great determination.
This game has been won, and Alexander has also shown his ability to score goals that exceeded his expectations. He can have a good sleep tonight.
However, abuse of food is abuse of food. How strong this kid is in fighting tough battles remains to be tested. If he can win against strong teams like he did against Bayern when playing against other strong teams, then he will really find a treasure. .
The game started again, and D. Simeone and Palaz no longer dared to stand next to Alexander.
San Marino put five defenders on the field, but now there is no one actively defending him.
The fans in the stands were furious.
They can accept failure, but not cowards.
"Coward! Clown!"
"Get down and stop kicking! It's so embarrassing!"
"RNM! Refund!"
San Marino's head coach was furious.
Before the game, he originally thought that he would be able to accept any outcome in this game, but he obviously overestimated his ability to accept it.
The goal was captured within seven seconds of the opening, an own goal, and the defender was directly beaten into an ostrich…
There is no other way but to take a heavy blow.
"… San Marino made substitution adjustments. No. 15 Pascalini replaced the mentally wounded Palaz. If this player cannot come out of the shadow of this game, he may be banned for the rest of his life."
Paraz shrugged his head and walked to the sideline as if sleepwalking.
"Hey!"
"Um?"
Paraz raised his head and saw the face he least wanted to see right now.
He thought Alexander was here to laugh at him, but what he didn't expect was the other person's outstretched hand. He was stunned for a second and then stretched out his hand blankly.
"Come on!" Alexander shook his hand firmly with his right hand, patted his shoulder with his left hand, then turned and left, hiding his identity and reputation.
Paraz looked at his back, shrugged his shoulders, and said under self-hypnosis: "Well, it's not that I can't do it, it's that he is too strong…"
"Alexander had a brief exchange with Paraz. I don't know what he said to Paraz, but judging from their handshake movements, Alexander should not be mocking his opponent for losing, but rather criticizing him. Encouragement and comfort, what did I say? This kid has a delicate heart. His biggest shining point is not his football skills, but his education…"
Alexander didn't hear Lineker's praise for him, otherwise he would have been the first to object.
Damn it, my most outstanding thing is obviously my appearance, right?
England took the throw-in.
Pascalini, who was replaced, didn't know whether he should cry or laugh, so he could only walk to Alexander's side.
D. Simeone has long since disappeared, and defending Alexander with him is another central defender Sibeli.
As soon as they made contact for the first time, they received a meeting gift from Alexander.
Gerrard kicked the ball high in the midfield, and Alexander jumped high on the penalty area line and passed the ball over their heads to Rooney.
Rooney did not waste any more opportunities this time, and despite De Lavala's pull, he shot with his right foot and scored.
0-4.
Rooney pointed at Alexander and trotted up to him.
Alexander raised his hand and was about to give him a high-five when Xiaopang opened his arms and hugged him tightly.
Alexander pushed him away resistingly, "You're covered in stinky sweat, brother…"
Rooney was unhappy, "What do you know? This is called manliness!"
"That's good, but leave your manliness to Colleen. I'm not interested at all."
He has no interest, others do.
A group of English burly men quickly ran over and faced the chubby and various strongmen, locking men on top of each other and knowing each other.
San Marino was completely defeated, and the only suspense left in the game is whether England can score double digits in this game.
From a development perspective, this is really possible.
Because after taking a four-goal lead, England not only did not call it quits, but instead became more and more excited as they played.
In the 26th minute, England took a corner kick, Gerrard headed the ball over, and the unguarded Defoe headed high from 5 yards in the left rib.
In the 28th minute, Chamberlain and Rooney broke into the penalty area after kicking the wall and scored with their left foot from 12 yards. The score became 0-5.
Finally, a goal that had nothing to do with Alexander was born. For some reason, Hodgson breathed a sigh of relief.
The common problem of all head coaches is that they are afraid that there will be no one in the team who can take the lead, but they are also afraid that there will be someone in the team who can take care of everything.
He never dreamed that before Alexander's first game was over, he was already worried that he would suffer from Alexander's dependence syndrome.
In the 33rd minute, Alexander countered offside and successfully passed the ball across the right rib of the penalty area. Defoe in the middle outflanked and scored, but the linesman raised the small flag in his hand to indicate that the unlucky kid was offside and the goal was invalid.
In the 35th minute, Rooney made a pass from the left, and Chamberlain headed the ball over. Defoe finally scored from close range, giving England a 6-goal lead.
In the 42nd minute, Alexander once again got rid of the defense of Buscarini and Sibeli and pushed Wilshere's left cross into the San Marino goal.
The score became a crazy 0-7.
"GOAL!!! Hat trick! Before the first half was over, Alexander completed the hat trick!"
"Ding! The fourth main task is completed and the rewards have been distributed. Please check and receive them."
Alexander ignored the goal celebration and immediately opened the system interface.
A familiar player comes into view.
He almost screamed.
Damn it, Baggio?