[Welcome to the useless system. Displaying your status is not part of the things this system can do.]
"What?"
[I haven't bothered to put anything usefull in this system, so its pretty much just a way for me to give emotionnal support.]
Bob, who was unable to comprehend what was in front of him, took a while to process what he just read. "So, what even are you? And why did you even make a system if it was going to be useless?"
[I guess you can think of me as a god. You can just call me Nox. I made this to chat with someone since I was bored.]
"That makes some sense I guess, but couldn't you have added some usefull features to this?"
[No, thats too complicated. I guess I can give you informations about things if you want. Cat isn't known for being good at explaining after all.]
"You know Cat? Does that mean you can tell me what's going on here?"
[I guess I can do that. A bunch of bandits decided to come to this universe in order to blow it up. Under normal circumstances no one in this world would even know this happened because the adventurers guild would make a quest to fix the situation secretly, but you somehow ended up here. Unfortunately for you, Cat has decided to bring you along, so good luck surviving.]
Bob, who was now slightly less confused, asked, "What adventurers guild? And what do you mean by Cat has decided to bring me along?"
[The adventurers guild issues quests to adventurers. Low level quests usually usually only involves beating up a few monsters while high level quests can involve saving a world. The quests and adventurers are divided in ranks so that they can give appropriate quests to adventurers. The ranks are the following: F, E, D, C, B, A and S. There are higher ranks then S, but almost no one has the clearance to know about them, so don't worry about it.]
"Why do I feel like I should absolutely worry about it?" asked a worried Bob.
[Just ignore that. Anyway, there is a monster approaching your location. I would recommend fighting it.]
Bob, after reading that there was a monster nearby, started running away in order to avoid it. He did not have enough fate in Nox's tips to risk his life. Unfortunately, he hadn't thought about the fact that he did not know in wich direction his oponent was. As such, he ran straight towards the monster. It wasn't a rat this time. It looked like a green and ugly child and was holding a wooden club. It looked exactly like a stereotipical goblin, so Bob just assumed it was one.
[Wait there actually was a monster? I just wanted you to stop asking questions!]
"Nox, you are being worse then useless right now!" exclamed an annoyed Bob.
[I get that often. Anyways, you should fight. You could probably just punch it to death.]
The goblin started walking towards Bob. Deciding to listen to Nox's advice this time, he choose to fight with his fist instead of risking using magic. Readying himself, he looked at his oponent. The monster was glaring at him menacingly, but it didn't really look that dangerous and wasn't making a move. Seeing this, Bob decided to run up to it and to kick it. He managed to land his attack without any issues and felt the goblin's bones breaking. His oponent just dropped to the ground dead.
"That was way too easy," thought a surprised Bob.
[Right, I can give you information about monsters. I can be usefull!]
"You are actually trying to help me?"
[Yes, now take a look at this. I pulled this description straight from the highest clearance level database from the adventurers guild.
Goblins are stupid creatures that don't deserve to exist. If you see one, kill it, they absolutely deserve it. Yes it's for THAT reason. Plus, they always live in groups, so if there is one, there are probably ten more to kill nearby! These are great if you want to commit a genocide without worrying about morals too much.]
"Who even wrote that! They just sound like a psychopath!"
[Well, the highest clearance database is basically a joke at this point. There is no information added beetwen it and the level under it, so everyone who has access to it makes useless changes.]
"Wait how are you showing me the highest level database? Isn't that not allowed?" asked Bob, who was once again confused.
[It's not, but the one in charge of the guild already kinda wants to arrest me and he hasn't caught me yet, so I doubt that hacking into a joke database is what will get me in trouble.]
"What did you do to him?"
[I acidentally reincarnated him into a female fox after accidentally killing him.]
"How does that even happen?"
[It's a long story. Anyway, goblins live in groups so more of them will show up soon.]
As Nox informed Bob about that issue, he realised that there were four more goblins approaching him. Thinking about his situation carefully, Bob thought that he could probably handle them if he used his magic.
Holding the fire crystal in his hand, he focused on his mental image of a fireball flying towards the enemies. He managed to summon his attack and successfully sent it towards the goblins. Unfortunately for him, it missed as the goblins began to run away.
[This is bad. They will bring the rest of the goblin tribe here to kill you if you dont get moving fast.]
"Why didn't I just stay at home instead of going on this trip..." complained Bob as he started running the other way.
After a while of running, Bob judged that he had successfully escaped from his enemies. He couldn't hear any signs of him being chased, so he decided to take a break.
"I am going to sit down for a while. Can you warn me if something happens?" asked Bob.
[I also need to take a nap. Watching you is very hard, you know. But I guess I will keep watch this time.]
"What do you mean by watching me is hard? You aren't doing anything!"