In the middle of training, master Ju sent Mike to his place... which was at the other side of the village to fetch his most dangerous weapon, his long pole and he saw a kid around his age in his master's home and he never told him he has any roommates or family and he took out his gloves but didn't use them, just in case it may be a mistake
"What up, Ju sent me to get his stick... I mean staff so if you could please give it to me, I'll be out of your hair" said Mike pretending that he just wore normal gloves
"What do you want over here, dude? Wait, You must be my uncle's student" said a young the girl
"Why does he do this. I mean I love the guy, I do... buuuut having him on your case is like choking on a brick. I'm sure he sent you as some sort of annoying prank, you must be a real butt for him to use you agains tme." said Jenny as she took off her shoes, walking bare foot around the massive house
"Tell me about it. Last week he... oh, poop I forgot why I'm here!" Shouted Mike
"If I remember correctly, you were here for uncle's stupid stick..." said Jenny
"Oh yeah" said Mike while picking his nose
"Wait! How do you know!!?" Mike asked as he with a serious tone
"First, you shouldn't be picking your nose with a weapon of mass destruction, second, how I know about great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle's long pole just so happens to be none of your beeswax" Jenny chuckled
"There're more greats but I kinda didn't wanna milk it"
"Mike didn't really have time to think as he jumped away from a kick. The next sight he saw was a bit creepy
Jenny's feet turned pitch black as if she dipped them in motor oil
"I forgot to mention. I'm an obsidian man"
Mike found it a bit grotesque cause her feet were like pieces of very thin broken glass stuck together in the shape of a foot, like Red Riot/Kirishima in MHA
"Could you please not do, um... that"
"Relax, It doesn't even hurt. The pain is equivalent to dipping yourself In lukewarm water"
Mike just lowered his weapon and asked where the pole was
"You're almost as weird as your uncle, guy"
"Hey uh, you've been here for a while could you please step out for a while before your stench permanently stays here. No offense but you smell like yeast right now" said Jenny
Get the flipping pole, please... i..it's not my fault your uncle's been kneading me like dough. My sweat has sweat what do you expect
"Sheesh, didn't mean to strike a nerve, yeast boy"
Mike just stared at him with balled up fists "Look, I have some bad blood with yeast. Just give me the stick so I can go"
"Oooookayyyyyy, it's not weird at all to have a vendetta with yeast" said Jenny giving him the stick... I mean staff
"As if being able to turn yourself into a living impalement hazard I'd normal, then again who the duck on earth I'd normal" said Mike
"Yeah, yeah"
"Say, do you like going on health hazard adventures that make you enemies of government and other organizations, leaving mass destruction in your wake, being called a demon and a disturbance to the peace by all who meet you?" Asked Mike before leaving
"Weirdly specific but yes indeed, I do all that stuff"
"You should meet the guys..." said Mike and out of no where, Tyler's voice out of no where
"So, you 2 done with your date or are me and the guys gonna sit out the cringe-ness of you trying to talk to someone other than us" said Tyler from Mike's phone as a series of laughter from many people roared from the phone
"WE ARE NOT ON A DATE!!!!! You're all horrible people" said Tyler
"Oh, guess your the people I've heard from him about, you sound dumber than I imagined" said Jenny
"You're just complimenting me, hone-- wow you're gorgeous! Mike, bro turn the screen a little more. Come ma--" and Tyler was interrupted by Mike stuffing the phone in what he thought was his pocket
"I'll think about it... they seem interesting" she said with a smile and as Mike was going back with the... (F it I'm gonna say it) the stick he took out his phone to chew out all of them for that he found them crying blood
"What the duck happened to all of you"
"That.. wasn't.... your.... pocket. Luckily it was just in the pants... one layer of cloth away from permanent trauma
"Chuck this is all your fault" said Kevin
"How's it my fault, it was clearly Tyler"
"No way, Nate was holding the phone"
"Hey, it was Kevin's fault for being here"
"What, so existing is a crime"
"If the shoe fi--" They were all interrupted by Mike switching the phone off "Bone-heads"
And after Mike gave in the stick, he was mercilessly impaled, broken and poked by it