"Wooo! I'll never get tired of partying!!!!" Said a bold Tyler in a red tuxedo, looking as thin as a string while crowd surfing wearing an ancient Chinese oni mask and a Yucatac Mayan necklace and a Scottish celt
"Hoooo.... that was a long time. I went to pee and forgot the whole thing. What's up dudes... holy, crap, who gave Tyler cinnamon, that stuff is like alcohol to him! It gets him in a daze for hours" said Nate after having obviously gone to pee (Not gonna go into the specifics)
"Nate, get the cheese! Kevin, Mike restrain him or choke him or... something" said Chuck trying to hold his laughter
When they got the cheese, you'd be surprised what they did with it
"Just grade it onto his head and then shove his socks up his nose, then get him to whistle while looking into the moon, then make him kick a donkey" said Chuck
Though it didn't make much of a difference in the party because everyone was equally motivated to shame themselves
"Yo, Jenny... Now if you want to survive our adventures... you gotta know how to control them using loud and intimidating motivation. I might like a dictator but they're desperate for leadership, sheep that need a shepherd or they become like...Nate, but besides that you have to know how to pull their strings - Marionette" said Chuck with a despicable grin
"You look and sound like a villain, Chuck" said Jenny beside him laughing at how Tyler was running crazy due to the effects of... cinnamon?
"Hey, we don't judge you for wanting to be a man. Anyway, I love you all no matter how much I manipulate you in and out of danger for our amusement" said Chuck
"You need a girlfriend, bro" said Jenny
"Well, so do you, you bum" said Chuck before drinking a whole bottle of cola and breaking it on his head
Then he ran towards the others and just gave Tyler the pills needed to counteract the cinnamon
"Here you go, you ass" said Chuck as he was really annoyed with Tyler's cinnamon madness
Mostly because in the middle of it he was roasting him about his head, then he spray painted these words on his bag - "Tyler Victoria Simpson Mont Williams Van D. Kapreal Longwood Stone the third is the GOAT!"
Anyway 5 minutes later there was a grease tsunami in the street which was just more interesting than the party so the 6 of them just decided to go duck something else up and they had to go see what's on the moon (For the 57th time) so the called upon the most powerful thing on Earth - Too many people owning Kevin favors
They got there and saw an army of dogs fighting am army of horses
"*Woof woof wooof, woof?!* You Ducking bone-heads, who the duck did this!?"
"*woooooof, woof woof woof!* It's not our fault 'your highness', those stupid horses followed us from the gas station. All we did was go to pee and they ambushed us"
"Why don't you pee out here?" Said Tyler
"*Woof woof woof* Why don't you expose the most sensitive part of a man's body and the thing that makes him a man the the vacuum of space and then we'll talk"
"Wait, you can speak dog?!"
"What dog can't speak with other dogs...?" Said Tyler (Just ponder on that for a while)
"Okay boys, it's our time to shine" said Mike as the grabbed all their weapons
"So Jenny, you got any plans for tonight?" Asksd Mike
"Not that I know off" said Jenny
"So, uh.. will you go ou--
"Just kiss already... god" said Tyler as a wave of awkward silence followed
"Light em' up..." said Nate
And they pretty much decimated the horse and dog army so they would stop their battle... along with half the moon which caused serious changes in the tides on Earth along with everything else
"Woops" said Jenny
"Scatter! That butt - Dragon's gonna kill us"
"Not me though, he's never seen me before. Later suckers" said Jenny as everyone there (even the dogs and near to death horses) looked at her with the same expression as when you find gum under your new, expensive sneakers
"Dragon memorized the name, face and all the info about every person on earth. That dude is unhinged, not to mention he's our teacher and he can see what's going on here from that far with his naked eye" said Nate (Seemingly, Dragon isn't the only one whi did his research)
"Ah, were gonna die, we're gonna die!!!!"
And then they got a phone call
"Nathan, Charles, Tyler, Michael, Kevin, Jennifer... for crimes against the existence of all life on Earth... (They all started beating their nails and getting nose bleeds) You will babysit my sisters kids as punishment
"Wait, no death, no 'I'm gonna rip your spleen in half right before your eyes' !?"
"Nah, the government prepared for this we just got one of Jupiter's moons that's exactly the same as that one and it's already being sent there. Just an hour left" said Dragon on the other line
"Tyler you baby sit them" said Chuck
"What?!"
"Yeah, this is your fault" said Jenny
"Just do it man" said Nate
"Tyler, just own up to it" said Mike
"Bro, there's no denying this is your fault" said Kevin
"HOW IS IT MY FAUL--" and he was interrupted
"Shhhh, shhh shhhhhhhh" said Jenny as she shooshed him
"But... but..."
As they all said in unison
"Shhhhhhhh..."
"Get all your fingers of my face, you bums!"
And as Tyler took the fall of other people's sins (reminds me of a cool guy I know) he was accidentally exposed to cinnamon and almost burned down Dragon's house
But luckily they just tied him up and but the burning violin out... then they started whistling this weirdly catchy song
And that was that was why the moon stopped having a picture of Kevin's butt on it