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Chapter 71 - The grand master

Finally the day was over, too bad for Mike he had is Gender change for 2 hours, leading to constant laughter from his entire family and his dog, except for his mom who was actually taking it seriously

"Um son.. are you uh... fine?"

"Yeah, why mom?"

"Well if someone got turned from one gender to the other, they'd be less relaxed"

"This doesn't bother me, there's no difference between boys and girls" said Mike, which got a silent response, even from the dog with a drop of sweat on his face 

Fortunately Nate wasn't lying about going back to normal, but... he was definitely lying about the time and he turning back 7 hours later at night in his training 

"Yes, really thought I would have to use the girl's bathroom at school next week,... that would have been awkward" said Mike 

"Hey, Mike! Come see this" shouted Sam

Mike made his way to Sam's room "Yeah, what bro?" Said Mike 

"Have you seen these before?" Said Sam while holding 2 old rusty anklets

"Why do you have those, what are they and why do I wanna touch them so bad?" Asked Mike 

"These are ancient Aztec anklets worn by their greatest king, my master wanted me to give them to him and wanted to meet you and... you get where I'm going with this" Said Sam as he handed Mike the anklets 

"Sooo.... why does he need them?"

"That's classified... but if you ask nicely he may teach you the forbidden techniques" 

"Wooow.... what are the forbidden techniques. So far I know everything about fighting that's ever existed on Earth, except there's this one guy~" Mike was interrupted by his older brother 

"Your not better than me, believe me. You tried and I beat you 5 times... at the cost of the living room" said Sam 

"I don't remember that" 

"Exactly... Anyway could you just go" Said Sam promising to clean Mike's room for a week if he goes

After 2 hours of running from one side of Japan to the other looking for Sam's master

"Stupid idiot told my his master was in Japan, WHERE in Japan is one of the world's biggest mysteries!" Shouted a uh rather... enthusiastic Mike 

He made his way into a village of rice farmers and saw a very tall old man with a beard and mustache that reached the floor greeting him "Hello visitor, what business do you got here?" 

"Oh, what up dude. I came lookin' for uh *Reading* master Ju AKA 'I can't believe I'm about to say this' the coolest guy on Earth" Said Mike 

"Oh, we don't have any master Ju here"

"But this says~" 

"Sorry but we're just normal farmers" Said the old man

"OK, dude. Sam's gonna get an ear-full when I get home" Said Mike as the old man's expression changed for a moment before returning back to normal

Suddenly the old man disappeared and got in front of him "If you want, I can give you a tour"

"*thinking* H-he surprised me! I didn't even feel his presence or see him move a millimeter. This isn't some normal raggamuffin old man" thought Mike as the old man showed him around 

"I feel cold... Wait what happened to my... uh... everything!" Shouted Mike as he looked at his naked body in public, luckily his underwear didn't disappear and he was wearing the anklets but on his arm to not lose them

"Wow, you got the worst luck, my guy" Said the old man chewing on the beef and chicken jerky that was in his pockets, wearing the white jersey he was wearing and the shades that were in his back pocket

Mike knew the old man could take a punch that can kill an elephant, but still held back 40% of the small punch as he sprinted to the old man like a bullet, aiming for his abdomen

He woke up after 20 minutes "Ah, dingo. What the bunk happened" 

"Well you tried to punch me for no reason and just fell asleep" said the old man while wearing his clothes and licking his fingers "Hm, that's some of that premium beef jerky, mmmm mmm mm. Delicious"

"Grand master Ju... why'd you steal my stuff and knock me out, dude" Said Mike

"Cause your wasp sting technique was all wrong, if you use that punch properly even if you use 0.00006 percent, you can destroy mountains, you're a stronger than your older brother though, but not as much experience" Said thr old man as Mike's clothes disappeared from him and onto Mike 

"Your not the only one who can use the golden chameleon techniques" Said Mike 

"I let you take that, dude" 

"Yeah right"

"Check your pocket"

Mike checks his pockets and finds a paper " 'I let you take this' Wow, neat handwriting, man" said Mike

"Thanks, you get lots of time to improve yourself when you're a thousand years old" said master Ju 

"Oh here's uh... these. Don't really know what to call them" Said Mike as he hand the anklets to his brother's master 

"Seems worthless to waste talent like yours *whisper* Even if the owner of said talent has a face that would put a wild pig to shame. Fine I'll teach you all that I know" Said master Ju as he wore the anklets on his ankles

 "What the ace, these things are literally 1000 000 000 times heavier than last time.... Exactly what I wanted. I can bearly lift my feet" Said master Ju 

"What are those master?" Asked Mike 

"These...? Along with these thick bracelets, their magic training weights from the Aztecs called mortal anchors. They increase in weight 6 times as much as before each second that passes and.. they're starting to hurt now... Exactly what I need" said Master Ju as he started training in every technique he knew while showing Mike how to better his techniques as well as techniques he's never even known

But the forbidden techniques were for those who mastered all techniques to their fullest 

"Alright my facially horrifying student, I'll teach you my weakest technique, so far, 'the skeleton man' then I'll give you my 4 newly made mortal anchors don't lose them, they took 2 weeks to make and require no sleep for 3 days and knowledge of light magic and the dark arts... of which I did none of that and just eye-balled" Said master Ju

"See you later, master" Said Mike as he made his way home and ran to the dinner table 

"So what did you guys do?" Asked Mike's mom

"I spent the day trying to not cry about after a small nuclear bomb almost hit my face while I was taking out the trash. It may or may have not hit a satellite when I changed it's trajectory" said Sam 

"I accidentally ended up in an underground fight club looking for a coffee shop, it was an interesting experience. And believe it or not they're very sophisticated gentlemen and they got all the necessary paperwork. But the people watching... their savages" said Mike's dad

"I met an old man in Japan with a beard taller than himself *whisper* he also kicked my but in half a millisecond" said Mike

So far it was a normal day for everyone