In a bright, sunny day Nate brings up something odd "My friends, we have gone on long enough with these imbeciles looking down on us, now, now is the time to show them even their heroes can worship their dark side and then and only then will we see the light. What say you... Now that I've gone dark...?" Said Nate in a dark and ominous tone. They all clapped their hands
"Wow, that was actually really cool, like the wording, the motivation, and... I'm like way into that, but... we're not heroes, just the definition of a freak show, but we have hearts... kinda"
"Whatever, I know you are enticed. Don't you feel like wanting to see the movie that is called life in more than black and white, however being evil and being a jerk are 2 different things" said Nate. They were all intrigued because of the way he put it. After all they couldn't judge Ben, Dragon or the school principal without knowing their way of observation
"Fine, I can't believe we're going along with this... Show us the path to darkness..." said Chuck
First they need power, influence, money.... and cool weapons!
"I have the answer to our problem guys!" Said an ecstatic Mike
They went to Mike's house and saw a bunch of objects on the kitchen table
"Perfume, thick gloves, a plastic mask, another pair of gloves and a phone?! Well this is what trust gets you" said a frustrated Tyler
"First of all, those are all weapons of mass destruction"
"Let's start with the thick gloves, these can give out at least 2 quadrillion volts 15 times in one minute before recharge with the surrounding light energy for the next minute, including turning the Plasma from the electricity into steel-hard ice, fire, any temperature imaginable even temperature that can evaporate diamonds, you can choose their temperature inside as well and they can be turned into any type of element or compound if the wearer touches the object and presses the copy button" said Mike. Tyler pushed them all out the way and grabbed the gloves running away hiding in a the shadows "Mine! All mine, adios suckers see you later!"
"Is he OK?" Asked Nate, "No, just... no" said Kevin
"Second to Kevin, this isn't some raggamuffin mask. It allows you to turn ANYTHING into breathable air. Anything, all liquids, all gasses and break down all solids then do the same thing, all you gotta do is breathe. There's even a suction button to suck anything into the mask and all the air you don't need is turned into steam and oxygen which gets released out the two holes, even a reverse button to release powerful wind blasts depending on how much was sucked in. But the main point, you'll never be barried alive or drowned or whatever" Said Mike as Kevin reached for it with glimmering eyes
"Of course I get 'Phone'. It's pretty my every bit of hacking in human technology in a phone. Like if I wanna hack a laptop I just say 'hack the red laptop 5 meters away from me' and boom it's done" Said Mike
"These are the pressure gloves, the can adjust the amount of pressure you put on anything, they're limitless in terms of pressure and there are small rims on the surface, invisible to the naked eye, the sorta get the pressure point of where ever you're touching of someone or something, you can adjust the size of the rims, even the impact control, you can fall off a plane and adjust the pressure to be like you just hit a beanbag or something even softer. But what you hit still receives the same amount of impact as if you did hit it. Nothing changes, the gloves just take the hit for you and send all the kinetic energy back into what ever you collide with. Hope I was thorough" said Mike while giving Chuck the gloves and grabbing the last object
"This... is my greatest creation. The Devil's Word. It contains black Mysterium and after spitting in it, can automatically know your gender and once you spray it on yourself... well, the opposite gender will be lusting for you in a 5 mile radius, this is the fun part... you can imagine a girl, anyone who's the opposite gender and they'll appear, even if you're watching TV you can extract them from there or go in the TV, even if you're reading, but luckily you have the same amount of lust as you had before, so you can resist against any, uhh... temptation. Believe me I sprayed it once and it was a hurricane of ladies chasing me til' my legs gave up on me, mine wasn't permanent, but that one is also did I mention it can change anyone's gender, but the lust, thank goodness sake doesn't work on anyone related to you. Please use this as only a gateway for crime and nothing else" said Mike while Nate sprayed it all on himself and put the remaining 86% in his pocket
Tyler, after processing what Mike just said about Nates weapon didn't take it well
"Ah!!!! I take it back. Give me one spray Devil's Word and I'll give you my 'gloves of calamity'. Dude come just 5 quick dates with Vanessa and I'm gone" Tyler whaled
"Dude, that's a horrible idea. Even the dumbest guy here-me sees the sheer stupidity of giving you something like this. No offense, but an army of hot chicks wasn't really something I wanted to do today and I'm sure we all feel like that. And besides a perverted guy like you with this sort of power, Dragon would be hunting you down for that. Hell, I'm sure that psyco is twiddling his thumbs while watching us" said Nate
After choosing villain names
NATE: Mr sunshine
CHUCK: Mr Impact
TYLER: Mr Concussion
MIKE: Mr Sceptic
KEVIN: Mr Black hole
And them being the most well-known, richest, most influential mafia in the world in just a few weeks of goin to "hang out" every day, they go home leaving the mafia into Ben's "Trustworthy" hands and go home
"That was fun, ruling the world from the shadows was an interesting experience. But not being able to sleep at night is getting annoying" said Nate
"Why?"
"Well, when every female human being is wants you like butter, every time you wake up there are like 5 or six women in your bed" said
"Dude, you do know you can turn it off, right? Just imagine a sorta lightning flow" said Mike
"Wait, what?" And after a month's worth of fighting my way out of my own bed" shouted Nate
"How long has it been since I went head to head with you, I think this time I'll be creative" said Nate while his eyes turned violet
He blinks once and when he opens his eye, Mike turned into a girl.
"Relax it's temporary, 2 hours... tops, but if Tyler tries to hit on you I'm not responsible" laughed Nate
"Dude, that was too far... and I love that about you!" Said Kevin
"But seriously, you're never using that broken power again. Only the gender swap cause it doesn't count as accidental brainwashing. Even with that gender swap, only in emergencies or we all agree to it" said Chuck
"Yeah, yeah. Hehe.. wait, ya'll get to use your weapons and goof off all day with them but what about me?!"
"I wanna get a new weapon to flex off too, dude" shouted Nate
"I can give you an Omni-ring X. When you wear this ring, it can turn into an indestructible exoskeleton suit which has the same principles as Kevin's mask but it doesn't have really painful bursts of wind pressure and they keep the extra air in the suit instead of releasing it, and it releases the air you breath out while it sucks in the Carbon Dioxide when you breathe out to turn it into plasma, using a fartium reactor in the left arm. You can summon a specific part of the skeleton only to like for example the breathing-mask helmet. It can also translate any language, even animal language" said a Prideful Mike as she walked behind them
"But turn me back into a boy again dude, I don't want any of my family members to see me like this!" Mike screamed
"Wait, you can can't you?!" Said Mike while Tyler was praying he'd say no
"I can't right now. This power uses more energy on gender swapping than Devil's Word, Silver Tongue, in 2 hours the affects will die down, I put a timer on it as I said earlier
"What's the point of physical upgrades to Nate, he'll just forget them. Nate's gonna forget Silver Tongue in like a week. Which in all honesty is the best fate for that power. But my point is 'Money is ment to be spent' if you catch my drift" said Tyler
"Dude, you need a girlfriend" said Mike
"Or a therapist" said Chuck
"Or both" said Kevin
"Or none of them" said Tyler
"Well at least we can have a good laugh after your failure" said Mike
"Ha ha... the fact your a hot girl now doesn't mean I'll beat you up any less" Growled Tyler
And like that one of the most random occurrences started and ended in confusion. But have at least they learned some kinda lesson.... hopefully. They didn't learn anything did they...