Afternoon the 5 of them watch a beautiful sunset,... While watching a Bigfoot VS Alien fight and after Nate says "Wow, did you see when the Bigfoot threw the Alien into it's UFO and when the Alien used telekinesis and tried to crush the Bigfoot!" And Mike says "And when the Bigfoot roared so loud that it broke the Aliens concentration and threw the Alien in it's UFO into space!" And Chuck says "Wow, does anyone think that, that totally awesome fight was a bit convenient and out of the ordinary...?" And Mike says "Come to think of it, our whole dynamic is based on convenience... Heck, out actual lives depend on convenience and out of the ordinary..." And Kevin asks "Hay, everyone I have a very important question that I've been meaning to ask for a while now.... How'd that fight start anyway?!" And Chuck says "I really don't know" And Nate says "I think it was over this rare, shiny, billions of years old, never seen before, glowing, magical crystal..." And they all ask "Why'd you take it in the first place. So that's why after the fight they chased us a mile non stop..." And Nate says "Hay, shut up. Look at the crystal it's glowing even louder and it has a voice inside..." And suddenly Nate grows a monkey tail and his hearing improves by a million and everyone yells "Ahh!!!! He grew a tail! He grew a tail! Nate drop the stupid thing and scatter!!" And after a while of chasing Nate catches up to them while still holding the crystal and he says "Wow guys you're gonna have to stop screaming. It's like my ear drums are gonna burst..." And Chuck says "Wow, your hearing also improved..." And Mike says "Okay, through some research I've found out dogs usually get the same problem all you have to do is calm down and try to adjust your ears to lower they're hearing ability... Like a speaker, just adjustthem to any volume you want" And Nate does that and says "*Phew* Much better" And Mike says "OK, first put the mysterious crystal down and after doing so I want you all to step 10 meters back..." And Mike asks "So now what?" And Kevin suggests they distribute it equally by cracking it with a hammer and they try everything and it doesn't even dent the crystal so they use a diamond hammer and the only thing they could get was 7 of microscopic piece which Mike takes back home by holding with rubber gloves and them using the enlargening machine that his dad was working on that basically multiplied the number of types of atoms in an object, which is a scientific way of explaining the gross nature of enlargement- they basically make atoms have babies by splitting apart without exploding and causeing an atom bomb. Kinda like a germ, when they reproduce, they split in two. Anyway they all get the same sized crystals and everyone gets one each, 2 were kept in the lab to be enlarged, multiplied and tested and the original crystal was given to Nate cause obviously he found it... And even if the owned these crystals, they never dared to touch them and Nate just had to go on living with a tail and couldn't cut it off because it was one of his limbs and he had to hide it by raping it around his waist or just wear really big pants