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Chapter 43 - The only people who get sarcasm right

In the middle of a totally normal day with Nate getting mugged by the Bingo gang for no reason Tyler waits until Nate's done getting his butt kicked, because he's to afraid to go there and help him "Come on, let's be honest guys, what could I do and even if I did get him out of that mess their gonna beat the stuffing out of me the next time they see me. I might be his friend but he's gonna have to pay me if he wants me to take a beating to" And eventually the Bingo gang notices him far off and chase after him and the next day Tyler and Nate come to class with out bags or their books and when the teacher asks what's the deal, Tyler says "We got mugged by the Bingo gang and then they stole our bags to teach us a lesson" And the teacher doesn't believe them at all "You said that the last 43 times" And Nate says "But it's true now. They actually beat us up and took our stuff, even our shoes. OUR SHOES" And the teacher gives them detention for lying about that for 43 times straight and Nate says "Aw, come on... This is a pile of beans" And Tyler says "This isn't fair, you didn't even give us a chance to prove ourselves innocent" And when they get out of school, they find the Bingo gang waiting for them by the gates and they wait there until the Bingo gang leaves and after 2 hours they have to leave and as expected, they get their butts handed to them and Nate says "Man... I feel like a wet sausage..." And Tyler says "They beat me up so bad it stopped my soul from leaving my body" And Chuck comes by to scrape them off the ground and he says "Well, at least you're not behind on the sarcasm department"