"So, this girl is the god that Taishi-kun was talking about."
"Yes, I'm the perfect beautiful girl God Real-chan☆ Nice to meet you."
The useless god who was made to sit straight by Elmina-san's words gave a wink. By the way, I was also made to sit straight next to him.
"Wouldn't it be better to put a rope around your neck instead?"
With a smile on her face, Rifana has the momentum to punish me at any moment. This is yesterday's today, so I can't make any excuses, but I want to claim my innocence this time. I got fucked No, if anything, I was on the verge of being fucked. HAHAHA!
I can't laugh.
"Just like Taishi-kun said, you look really cute."
"Hahaha, even if I praise you, nothing will come out."
Perhaps it's not the end of the day, but Elmina-san's words make the godless smile. I'm forced to sit straight, so I don't have the dignity of a god at all.
"By the way, I would like to explain our future policy, is that okay?"
"That's interesting. Let's hear it."
Elmina-san sat down on the only chair, and Rifana stood with a displeased expression and leaned against the wall with her arms crossed. I also stop sitting on my knees and sit cross-legged. The useless god sat on it.
"Hey cola"
"It doesn't matter, it shouldn't be reduced, right? I was disturbed, so please forgive me for this much, okay?"
Rifana pricked her cheeks and looked like she was about to go mad, but the bad god ignored that and leaned her back on me and started talking. Damn, it's really annoying to smell like a girl.
"For the time being, I have completed the introduction of the first pseudo-god. I am still far from my prime, but I have regained some of my strength. hey"
"How much power did Taishi-kun regain?"
"Storage...well, I made it so that I can use the upper compatible functions of the treasure box. If I can take in another pseudo-deity, I wonder if I can regain the power I had before I came to the Great Forest, including the menu?"
"I don't know what you mean, but if you can get your strength back with another one, it looks like it'll be easier than you think."
"But it's meaningless if I don't regain my strength. Even if Taishi regains his strength and restores his equipment to its previous level, at most he will only be able to deal with one or two of the gods. If I regain more power than before, everything will be resolved."
While saying that, the useless god stroked my knee with his fingertips as if writing the letter "no". It tickled me so I paid with my hand to stop it.
"How many pseudo-gods are needed for that?"
"Well, just a few. It depends on the high-ranking pseudo-divines that you take in, so I can't say for sure. If you can take in high-ranking pseudo-divines well, there might be a few, and if not, there might be ten. "
"It seems better to face the long-term battle instead of going with a naive outlook."
"Well. If you were to go next, what would be the nearest forbidden place?"
"Hmmm, right. There are several at the same distance from here. One is a wasteland of nothingness. A wasteland with nothing but a pool of magical power that monsters can't get close to. Next is the forbidden garden. Abnormal plants. It's a dangerous place where kata monsters are rampant, and it seems there's a huge tree growing in the center.At the end is a large spire called the Horn of the Earth, which shines twenty-four times a day."
"Just shine?"
"Just shine"
Elmina nodded at my question.
"If it glows, it means that there is some kind of power, and isn't there a pseudo-god?"
"It's possible, but I think the Forbidden Garden is more suspicious. The fact that abnormal plant-type monsters are breeding in large numbers means that the pseudo-god who controls plants, life, or something else is going out of control. Or maybe there is some sort of defense mechanism at work.
"I see, you have a point."
In the end, brute force is fine, so it might be better to follow the recommendation of the bad god.
"Then, is it okay if the next goal is the Forbidden Garden?"
"Yes, that's fine."
"OK"
We've decided on a destination, so we're disbanding... aren't we disbanding?
"Um...?"
It would happened to? and looked around at everyone's faces. Rifana is still in a bad mood with her arms crossed, Elmina-san doesn't show any sign of leaving her seat with a smile on her face, and the bad god doesn't get down from my cross-legged position.
"By the way God? Where are you going to spend your time after this?"
Elmina-san, still smiling, asks the useless god.
"Well, I and Taishi are literally one in the same spirit.
On my cross-legged position, the useless god says so while resting his head on my chest. stop it. I don't have such a gruesome plan. Ah, Mr. Rifana's line of sight is below freezing. Stop, don't look at me like that. I don't want that either.
"For now, go back. House."
"Am I a dog? I've taken the trouble to materialize, so why don't you give me a little taste of the pleasures of meat? I'll make you feel good."
"No matter how cute you are, it's a little bit..."
"I thought you said that, but you're not lucky, are you?"
Saying that, the useless god took my hand and thrust it into his crotch. A tugging sensation is transmitted to my fingertips. Oh, definitely not. No, it's not.
"Are you there!?"
"What are you doing all of a sudden?"
"You don't hit your head, do you?"
I pick up the bad god who is holding my head and remove it from the top of my legs.
"For the time being, I don't think it's good to have that kind of sex."
When I said that, the three of them looked at me and said, "Which mouth do you use to say that?" Kuh, I won't give in to that kind of gaze.
"Look, now is an important time to regain your strength, isn't it? There's no time to let such things slip away, right?"
"What did the person who was always replacing them every day say something—Ita-ta-ta-ta-ta!?"
"Don't say too much"
While making a smile as much as possible, I grabbed the bad god's head and slowly put my strength into it.
"Ouch, ouch, ouch!? Why are you doing such a cruel thing!? I'm the only one who's cruel! Is this the way I've been treated, risking my life for you, and working so hard!? This is just too much!"
The bad god holding his head looks up at my face and spills tears. Stop it, you idiot. It would be unfair to cry. I turned my gaze to Elmina-san and Rifana, hoping for her help, but Elmina-san was thinking with a difficult expression, and Rifana was making a bitter expression with her arms folded.
"Isn't it okay if you rewarded me just a little bit... Show me as much as you can, and I'm just doing this... It's terrible, it's too much, there's no such thing."
A no-god who sheds tears and cries. Ah, it smells like a lie! ! ! For some reason, this guy's tears smell worse than vomit, but I can't let go when he cries so blatantly! Hard to let go! It's dirty.
"Ah, already! Got it! Got it! Just do whatever you want for a day or so!"
The first to break was the rifana. Hey, don't give up there! Do your best! Don't give up there! My chastity is at stake! ?
"It can't be helped."
"Elmina-san!?"
"I can't help it. God's words are reasonable, too? If it's what I heard from Taishi-kun, God should have been able to abandon Taishi-kun and run away alone."
"Mumumu..."
Is that so?
There is also the view that he just needed a vessel like me to take in the pseudo-divine. In the first place, the purpose of this guy is to throw me into the world and throw a stone in the world where progress is scarce. As a result, this guy lost his power, and it's his own fault. After all, isn't there anything you can do to be kind to this guy?
"..."
"... Kuh!"
Stop, don't look at me with those abandoned puppy eyes! it works for me
"Damn. Okay... Okay! Okay! It's my loss."
When I desperately shouted that, the goddess smiled clumsily while she was still in tears, and hugged me. Oh shit, cute. I just don't feel like I'm addicted to this guy's technique.
Elmina-san waved her hand with a bitter expression and left the room with Rifana. Now I have no escape.
"Hey hey, you're done with acting. Now we're alone."
"Mmm, it's not like everything is acting, is it?"
The useless god raises a dissatisfied voice while rubbing his tear-stained eyes.
"You're very satisfied with the mess you're making, aren't you? Even if you didn't do something so nasty, you could be alone with me."
"That's why it's not all about acting. It's true that I felt sad when I saw you guys getting along well, but it's true that I felt sad because you were cold to me."
"Goo, this... stop that kind of thing."
The useless god clings to my chest and stares up at my eyes. I feel like I'm going to look at this guy with honest eyes, so I really want this to stop.
"Rather than that, it's the main subject, the main subject. What are you talking about when you're alone?"
"I don't really have a particular subject. I just wanted to be alone with you like this, monopolize you, and feel you with this body. If it's a secret consultation, there's no need to go out of your way to materialize it, right?"
Rubbing his face against my chest and stroking my back with his small hand, the bad god says so.
"Ah... that's nice. When I'm hugging you like this, the strength in my shoulders loosens up and I feel light. Look, you should wrap your arms around my back and hug me properly. Oh yeah."
The useless god in my arms let out a satisfied breath.
"I wonder if I should stay like this forever.
If you stay poor? I wonder if the reason why this guy didn't show up in front of me until he was beaten by the gods is because if it's left as it is, it's going to have some kind of dangerous effect just by being there. Just seeing the Earth Mother Goddess Gaina was dangerous, so maybe this guy has the same feeling.
But not that wish.
"That's a problem"
Ah, no, no. Why don't you just give up on everything and run away with those two and you and me somewhere and live forever? Don't be so angry, I just told you."
When I try to tear off the silly god, it sticks with a stronger force than I thought and won't let go. Let's do this.
"You're just crazy about that girl, aren't you? It's really hardcore that you don't flinch when someone so cute says this, isn't it? I'm jealous."
The bad god looks up at my face and sucks my chest from above my clothes. Stop it, it's tickling.
"But I'm the one who put this much into it. It's a bit of a stretch, but you know I bring out more, right?"
"I don't want to know"
"Don't be so mean.
"...it can't be helped"
I gave up and fell on my back while holding the useless god in my chest.
No comment about that with the bad god. Again, no comment.
Well, let me just say one thing. I just wondered if it was unexpectedly true that he was talking about ruling over corruption and enjoyment. It would have been dangerous if he hadn't gone down first because he's not used to living in the flesh.
"Breakfast, are you awake?
"good morning"
By the way, the air conditioning in the Snakekin's lair is perfect. It's perfect enough that you can sleep naked without feeling cold. I don't know how it works, but it seems that the room temperature is constantly changing so that the people in the room can spend their time appropriately.
What I mean by that is that it was so comfortable that I fell asleep like mud without even cleaning up after last night's affair. And now it's paying off. It means that the room owner has witnessed the scene that no one can misunderstand.
"Um, I'm sorry. I didn't expect this to happen."
"No, it's fine. It's my fault for being like this in the rented room."
Yeah, even if we apologized to each other, it wouldn't be that bad. Already, my eyes are piercing my son who is doing good morning. You have been fine since this morning.
"Um, um, that girl…?
"It's a bit complicated. Don't ask too much."
"I-Is that so? What is it?
The emerald serpent race dexterously retreated and left the room. That girl is always somehow awkward. Was she born under such a star?
Purify your body and bed together, put on your clothes and wake up the useless god. I thought I'd purify it while I was at it, but when I looked closely, it wasn't dirty anywhere.
"Because I am a god. I will never get dirty."
He said that and made a triumphant face. Come to think of it, the hickey that should have been attached to her body has also disappeared.
"Hmm, but it's a bit disappointing that the hickey doesn't remain."
"Don't be silly. Let's go."
"Ahaha, you don't have to be shy."
A bad god wearing the usual white one-piece is strangely friendly and hugging me. Kuh, it's hard to let go when you're frankly spoiled like this. I don't care, this guy is that useless god. No matter how cute she is, she must be a worthless existence. don't forgive your heart
"You look like you haven't forgiven your heart yet."
"Yes, that's right."
"Even though your mind and body have become one?"
The useless god looking up――I stared back at the real eyes.
Beautiful eyes. Her beautiful eyes are like stars shining in the heavens, and you can't imagine they are of this world. That face is exactly the ideal girl itself. She is innocent and has the face of a young girl who is about to mature with a somewhat obscene atmosphere. Her hair shines like light itself, and even the expression "beautiful" seems to be obsolete.
"We can touch each other and exchange words like this. Not now. But--"
"Oops, that's it. No more."
Real puts his delicate finger on my lips and stops me from saying any more.
"That's why. For now, please think honestly about me."
Saying that, Real smiled.