"Sigh..."
I leaned back against my cold black throne, looking into the sky with my eyes closed. I was filled with slight pain from our tussle and frustration.
Meeting Mercedes as a demon was nothing like the Heroes. She was kind, gentle, and never spotted a bad word.
Yet here...
"She slammed me into a wall for nothing! Cursed and then sexually assaulted me!"
"However..." I tilted my head, leaning on my right shoulder, watching the lovely Muru grab a hammer and some wood and begin building a mini sledge for dragging the burnt armour and weapons with her small body. "She isn't even high levelled..."
My eyes were drawn to the soothing actions of my goblin knight.
When she passed the door, I noticed her stubby right leg kicked out, and a feminine whimper sounded before she spat at the naked girl... Was she always this fierce!?
"Did she just kick Sophia?" I ignored the slightly vicious parts and kept her as a kind and adorable goblin.
Deleted!
No matter how much I used the holo map or tried to examine my own body, there was no sign of anything negative or bad for my body.
"To think that was just the sensation of life force and mana being transferred."
"Come to think of it. We are both lust demons, so no wonder it felt so good and natural."
Thanks to the union with Mercedes, not only did I learn more about my current situation and the estimated time before my cannon death.
I also learned that Sophia never betrayed me—it doesn't matter, even if Mercedes used her evil eye to put those orders into her.
"Let's enjoy treating her as a toy for a while, then have her join Muru to fight intruders."
***
"Master! Muru has collected our loot!" So the excited goblin shouted.
Her bright voice disturbed my nap, but her little sledge seemed covered in blood and had extra items.
"I don't remember there being any wolves with the heroes..."
Her little face blushed before smiling at me, "Hehe~ Muru hunted them for dinner!"
Pretending not to be impressed, I checked the backlog of the current dungeon log on the holograph.
[Level 4 Wolf Died: +20 DP] (Muru)
[Level 4 Wolf Died: +20 DP] (Muru)
[Level 4 Wolf Died: +20 DP] (Muru)
[Level 1 Human Died: +5DP] (Muru)
DP: 455
"Muru..."
I wanted to ask my cute little goblin knight, who was now crushing the bodies of the wolves and tearing their flesh apart with her little hands and arranging small steaks of meat with her lips drooling.
This meal... It was for her.
"Y-Yesh master?!" She turned to me, her body seeming to guard the wolf meat...
No Muru? I am you, Master—why are you guarding against me??
"I don't feel too hungry. So you can eat all the meat. But save some for tomorrow so Muru doesn't go hungry."
I don't need to eat food after all. It can be done, but it is just burned into tiny amounts of mana by my core.
"!!!!" Her mouth opened wide, and her big eyes widened in shock, "Muru didn't think of that! Master is so smart!"
She grabbed the meat and ran to a small back cave in the throne room.
At first, I thought It was some waste room with animal pelts, dried meat and fish. Now I know it was Muru's room!
"Should I be worried..."
The goblin I chose to support me is rather silly.
Won't some smooth-talking hero trick her into selling me out for some wolf meat?
No, the alternative is a man-eating bitch! I don't have any way to resist the charming technique she has 100% of the time.
Until then...
I must constantly crush her mind and self-esteem so it has less effect, and she will become a useful unit at my disposal.
My fingers slid along the holograph before tapping the new panel.
[Summon Merchant]
"Let's hope for someone who isn't Mercedes!"
When I pressed the button, I double-checked my current currency.
DP: 455
Gold: 1,500
These three trade firms were ruthless to the demons and monsters and seemed to have some strange neutral pact with humans.
Probably because their goddess is a bitch.
My heart worried they would ask for my blood, or semen too, as sometimes trade was by barter for what the merchant wanted, and High-Grade Incubus blood was rare...
"Especially since we were almost made extinct by a god that was made into a cuckold by one..."
I watched in silence, crossing my legs to look cooler and more brooding as a golden circle appeared on the floor—each rune etched inside was designed to protect the merchant travelling to another dimension.
"It's no good..." My eyes began to throb in pain, like someone was poking me with needles when I tried to decipher them, hoping to make my circle one day.
A second circle smaller than the other appeared as the circle grew to around 5 metres in diameter, rotating rapidly with a low whirring hum filling the room.
"Green? Good... That's not the Succubus and her damn firm."
On the [Summon Merchant] pop-up, it spoke of 3 firms that were competitors.
Purple - The Marcita Trading Firm, where mostly Lust Demons were hired. Under the control of the 4th Ranked Dungeon Master Paemon.
Green - The Impala Emporium. Mostly composed of Imps and Higher goblins with a knack for making money. Independant with support from the God of Goblins.
Red - The Deman Trading Firm. A Neutral dimensional band comprised all races, from elves and humans to stray demons and gnomes. Most are criminals or former Heroes.
*Crackle*
As the portal finished.
A happy Muru entered with a small plate of heated wolf meat and a strange purple gravy she called delicious.
But when my former brother tried it, he was sick...
A dungeon master immune to all diseases and ailments... GOT SICK!
Faster, the green portal spiralled, whirring louder until its shockwave pulsed out, causing my insides to shudder like that feeling as you go down a steep rollercoaster drop!
"Woooooah!" Muru shouted as her cute teeth tore that poor wolf apart.
Imagine you were having a pee, and suddenly a goblin drops from 10ft above you with a huge rock and crushes your skull... She then kills your entire pack one by one as you bleed out and lay in your urine.
While her little voice sang, "Hehe, more meat for my gravy stew!"
A horrifying girl.
*Pah!*
A green entity fell to the ground, its feet slapping the marble floor.
"Greetings, I am..."
"Ah! Uncle Mobbin!"
"...Mobbius Grey, What!? M-Meru... what are you doing here!"
Somehow, I was getting the feeling that Asmodeus was wrong all along. It wasn't the Heroes who were the protagonists of the game.
It was Muru...
"Eating meat????"
She said with her cute white hair fluttering as she tilted her head.
"Uncle Mobbin, are you going senile?"