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Chapter 29 - E.G.F.W.I? Chapter 26 - The beach -

The village is going perfectly for now. Until the people grow and more join the ranks, things will get adjusted, and improved. We have an armory, a library, the smith, Hunting lodge, Information and quest center and storehouses. I also thought of a currency we can use after the barter is established. Of course, I warn people about hoarding and banned it, as much as productively possible. All hoarded resources belong to the whole, while people gain personally on merit, except for basic wealth-fare. In the end, I called the Money Unit, The MYU. It's worth a day's worth of food, for a warrior, or a one hour massage, half the day as helper, etc.. I try to find easy, convenient pricing that adapts to the inflation. Meaning, to us it does not change, but on the outside of our village the MYU is worth low, for now, then later it will worth a lot more, because the standard of life will be better for everybody at the same time.

The only "rich" person, is the village itself. You can't hoard more than a few months of value, around 150 MYU max. If you reach that, take a break and do something nice. With that you can eat two meals each day each meal (6 meals a day) massages, and sex, for a month, since wealth-fare covers basic food, basic clothing, basic weapons, etc.... This is what we got for now.. In the future we will get even more freedom. Peoples tries different jobs and becomes smarter.

I commissioned Some paper at the information guild. By the way, I also put lots of knowledge in the library. The guild takes care or refilling the conservation devices and maintain colonies of the library. This is a test also to see if they can do it without me. I might put more quests later on.

Once I made everyone in the village happy, I chose to go train by myself. By training, I mean eat. Since I ate the snake, I'm pretty sure, enough food should solve part of my power problem.

I sent Nalia, Lily, Tama and Tati to gather the other woman villages like ours. She knows of five others in the area.

(I realize will I get more work, but I can't let people suffer.)

So, while I eat all I can find in the forest, some of the girls travel the world, others train at home.

-Beno's P.O.V.-

(It's been two month's since that bitch set foot on my paradise. Stephany Lyon, a damned noble and Crazy man hater. I'm In love! I want to put my feet on her face whi....)

Stephany-"Beno, you piece of shit, are you listening!?"-

Beno-"No, I mean yes!"-

Steph-"You fucking asshole! I Said! Where is the damned place, all I can see is a lake!"-

Beno-(if she calls me asshole one more time I will put my sword up her....)

- WAP! - Whip clapping! -

Beno is upside down a tree the whip is holding him by the legs.

Steph-"Answer you fuck!"-

From his upside down view, his eyes bulge like Christmas balls. He was too busy fantasizing about Steph, he forgot where he is. Now that he looks at the lake...

Beno-"W.T.F!"-

Steph-"That's my line, goddamned idiot!"-

Beno-"I don't fucking know! Last time we were here, there was a bunch of traps and a forest fire. How could it look like this?"-

Steph-(Why am I stuck with the most useless men... Ho! right.. I killed too many fufufufu.)-

She rubs her eyebrows.

Steph-"We will say there was a treasure, but it was blown up. If they take a look, they won't suspect a thing, now lets go home~"-

-Whip clapping-

Beno falls face first in the dirt.

Beno-(I will k....)-

Steph-"Let's go!"-

We all go back to the camp and get on with the normal life. Except that, a few weeks later...

Grunt-"Leader! All the woman are gone!"-

Beno-(Now I have to report that? No way I'm doing that!)-

Beno-"You go tell Steph about it."-

Grunt-"Did I offend you Boss!?"-

He shivers while saying this.

Beno-"Hehehe No buddy. I just don't wanna go myself. If you don't wanna go, just find someone else Hahaha!"-

The grunt wipe is sweat.

Grunt-"Thank you boss!"-

Beno-(In the end, nobody will report to Steph. You could blame me or the other guy or the one after hehehe. I Ain't fighting that boy again. -shiver-)-

I rub my chin for a while.

Beno-(That's It! Nobody Love that bitch except her two pussy-dogs. I'm sure we can fuck her good! hehehe. The boy's need an' outlet after all. But, we need to keep her alive, since her nut job family might look for her...)

-Sam P.O.V.-

I'm bored... Hunting is fun, but this is just pure genocide or insect and animal-icide. Hell, you could add fungus, trees, plants, minerals, everything... sight..

I pick a spot eats everything and move on to a further spot to make sure I don't kill everything.

I suddenly have a good idea hehehe. I don't want to destroy Elnora's forest so, I will go to the sea in the east. With my fastest speed, I can travel very far in a day. Probably half a medium country. I get there in five days.

I didn't think this forest was so big! And now, the ocean, which we can see a lot further than earth. There even seems to have mountain made of water in the background. It might be either gravity or a rock that spit water. Can't wait to see. The ocean is quite the sight. The water's create huge waves that break on the shore.

After 5 days of travel at insane speed, I'm not sleepy yet. 5 day's her are 7 on earth!

Still, before going for a dive I sleep a full night, to avoid any problem. The following day, I see a' big old turtle, sleeping nearby the rocky beach.

(This could be my ride!)

I approach gently and pat her shell.

"Hi There! Your name will be Shelly. hehehe"

I gently pour my vitality in her (No power yet..).

Shelly-"Erg... ouuu..."-

She pours a clutch of eggs right there and then. I purse my lips.

"Sorry about that."

Shelly-("It's okay...erg... I'm grateful.... I can live a little longer now.... I thought I'd die just then.")-

"You were clogged?"

She looks at me strangely.

Shelly-(Forget it... I'm just too old... sigh.)-

I pour a bit of knowledge on earth's years in her brain.

"Sorry to ask a lady, how old you think you are in year's"

She thinks for a long while.

Shelly-("Too many to count. I'd say maybe 20,000. ~")

"Wow! Amazing!"

I contemplate a while beside her while she bury her clutch. I feel she already influence me. It's nice and peaceful here. Hehehe.

"Ammit, come say hi!"

She looks at me, while I puke a black sludge and the little girl forming out of it. She just stays calm like it's normal.

"Ammit, This is our new friend Shelly!"

Ammit just stroll to her and pat her head a bit with a smile then come back in my stomach. Recently, since I eat a lot, she stays in there like it's her home. Which it is...

"Ok Shelly, I need to go in there -point at the ocean- and eat a lot of food. You should know some good spot right? As long as there is a lot of fish, crustacean, Bug's, algae's Any food really!"

She slowly bobs her head and start going to the beach. Since I'm feeling good, I just walk beside her. Watching the giant waves die down at the dark wide rocky shore.

The Cold dark blue water makes me shiver a bit, as in my old life, I never liked being at the surface when the water is deep. If you look down, there is only darkness and uncertainty. At least when I dive I'm fine. The perspective is less frightening to my brain.