The zone
Forest area
"How long do we need to walk until we reach the exit of this damn forest?" Woops asked while getting carried by Sigu.
"I don't know man, I have been here for 3 months already but I can't seem to find the exit"
"SO. Are we in some kind of infinite forest or something?" Woops asked jokingly.
"Maybe? Who knows." Sigu replied while keep walking with a straight face.
"Well, Shit..." Woops seem tired of life.
While both of them are walking in an unknown direction
A sound can be heard from above the two.
"If you like the looks of Astolfo, does that make you gay or straight since Astolfo was meant to look like a female, and if you don't like his appearance, you don't like the looks of females? If you do like him, you like the looks of females but since Astolfo is a male, that means it's gay but since he looks like a female, is that straight?"
Said the voice from the above
"Huh? That's a weird question, Sigu, Of course liking Astolfo is completely straight!"
"..."
"Woops that's not me..."
"Not what?..."
"..."
"Ah, shit.." Woops have just realized.
Sigu puts Woops down and they both look behind them instantly.
"WHO ARE YOU?!?!?" Woops shouted while trying to get in a fighting stance.
There is nothing behind the two.
"Huh? Just where is it?" Woops asked looking extremely confused.
Both Woops and Sigu is left looking confused.
BUT THEN.
"I am here."
A voice can be heard behind them
Both of them immediately turn around.
"THERE YOU ARE!!" Woops immediately punches forward.
But he hit the air.
"Huh?"
"Woops, I think we need to run" Sigu suggested.
"I am pretty sure we are not dealing with a human here..." Said Sigu looking a little worried.
"NO!!!!!! I WILL NOT RUN OR ESCAPE!!!"
"Woops, I know you are courageous but-" Sigu got cut off.
"I WILL NOT RUN UNTIL I FIND THAT FUCKER AND GIVE HIM A PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE EXPLANATION ABOUT HOW LIKING ASTOLFO IS COMPLETELY STRAIGHT!!"
"Oh, Damn." Sigu looking a bit surprised.
SUDDENLY.
A Figure appeared behind Woops while he was blabbing about femboys.
It plunges Its claws (?) forward and tries to stab Woops from the back.
BUT. Sigu reacted immediately and grab the claws tightly.
"Caught you."
Sigu looked a bit relieved before taking a look at the creature.
"H- HUH?!?!?!?!??!?!"
Woops finally snap out of the shock.
"SIGU WHAT HAPPENED?!"
He then also takes a look at the creature.
"WHAT THE FUC-"
Behind Woops could even finish his words.
The creature shoots out something that looks like a WEB from its left hand.
The web got caught on Sigu's neck and the creature is holding it tightly.
"CAUGHT YOU." The creature smiled mockingly.
The creature is trying to choke Sigu with its web.
Woops does not stand still and immediately lunges forward trying to help Sigu.
But he then tripped and fall to the ground.
There seem to be some sort of small web making him tripped.
Before Woops could even get up.
The creature said.
"DIE MONKEY"
It strangles Sigu with its web.
"SIGUUAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A bone-breaking sound can be heard.
Sigu falls straight to the ground lying unmoving.
The creature steps on Sigu that is lying on the ground not moving as an act of power.
It then looks at Woops.
"Now It is just you, Gay ass bitch." The creature moves towards Woops.
"JUST WHAT ARE YOU!??!??!?!?!" Woops asked while he is filled with absolute rage.
"Me? Hmmm. I am a spider, Well. NotReallyASpider."
"And I am going to kill you too. Femboy addict."
The creature is approaching Woops and Woops cannot do anything about it.
"IF I AM GOING TO DIE THEN I WILL TAKE YOU TOO!" Woops lunges forward the creature.
Suddenly.
A Figure appeared behind The Spider.
"Disrespectful are we?"
Sigu immediately grabbed The Spider's neck.
"Now die you stupid furry."
Sigu immediately tears the creature apart brutally with just his hands.
"That is what you deserved bitch."
"SIGUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! YOU MONKEY FUCKER ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!" Woops looks like he is about to cry.
"Well, I have to fake my death to make that thing lower its guard."
"B- But how did you twist your own neck?..."
"An ability of mine."
"Oh, Right..." Woops is left speechless.
"Well, Then let's continue are we?" Sigu suggested.
"Yeah, Let's not waste too much time"
Woops and Sigu continues on their journey without knowing that
The body of the Spider disappeared.
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The White space
CFAD and Ohio Final Boss are watching the events playing out.
Their main focus is on Woops and Sigu.
"T̷̼͓̤͐̂̔͂̓̄͑h̷̩͔͉̰̯͍̖̘͉͕͈̣̦̞͛̿͂͌͑́̌̔̐͠ą̴̑͝t̵̪̪̤̞͔̃͜ ̵͎͇̭̖̲̳̲̹̱̎S̷̢͕͖̦͚̲̼̬͔̯̞̀͑̎̎̈̅̉́̚̚̚͘͠i̶̛̯̪̭̖̝̰̹͕͔͎͈̒͑̉͒̅̅͌̀͝͠͝͠g̸̪̯̣͔͍̼̫̳͇̳̽̌̈́͐̍̅͂͐̿̀ͅű̸̢͙͇͉̩͙̤̝̱̱̖̳̯̊̆̔͂̈̓̊ ̸̨̢̜̯́̃̃̈́̋̉̉F̵̧̨̛̖̗̦͎͖̻̘͔̮̰̩̈̐̉͊̎͗̄́͂̔̊͂̓͠ȩ̸̡̧̢̜̟̮̝͖̯̘̎̈̏͊͗̿̂́̓̿̾͝l̷͈̮̦͓͕͆̍̂̈̈́͂͛͋̔͗́̈́̚͜͠ļ̶̗͋̈́̃̂̈́͛̓͌̀̓̎̆̀͠a̵̧͔͖̙͙͔̫͇̲͙̍̈͊̃̈̈́̚ ̴̧̮̮̖͙̭̼̰̝̈́͘H̴̗͇͕̭͊͊̑̓͑̆͘̕ȃ̶̢̟͇͕̻̑̃̒̇̋̐́͋͂̂̈́̀̈́͝v̷̛̜̄̑̔̏̀̈͂̚̚͝e̷̢̟̙̞͍̳͖̟̩̮͖͉̔̈ ̶̧̡̠̖̗̟͔̝̥͎̪̖̋̄̀̂Q̶̨̪̥͖̇̃u̴̯̬̼̭͎̰̓͘͜͜í̵̧̜̘͔̜̙̳̪̯̼̩̻̭t̶̢̡̜̠͙̫͈͉̘͕͋̒̈́͌̎͊̍̆̂̍́̎̕͝ę̷̭̽̅͒͂̄͘ͅ ̸̨̳̭̳̯͔͙̼͚̙̭̫̼̺̍́̊̋͂͊͊́̌̌̓̍T̴̬̘̏̒̃h̷͍̺̯̜̮͈̥̦̣̭͗̀̈́̑̈̒̐̈͑̑̓͒̔͠ḛ̶̬̞̭̋͋̓̿ ̷̨̛̱̣̖͖̤̘͕̭̹̜̊͋̍̅̎͋͛̄͊̌͑Ṷ̸͕̻͉͈̺̻͇̙͋͆̑̂͜n̸̘̗̰͚͌͘f̸̢̨̠̹͇̜̼̙̥̥̬͙̼̗̈́̾̄̈́̀͊̿̈́̏̐̿̓̚͘ͅơ̸͚̭̂͆̊̑͗̓̉͗̓̉̍͝͠ȑ̶̜̜̤ͅt̸̟͍̍̆̉̓̒̽ù̸͈̲̮̎̑̔͑̕͠͝ͅṅ̸̬̤̪͍̼̦͍̬͌̄̔̉̔͗͊͛̎̎̿̈́̿͜͝a̷̘͍͈̖̘̗͋͒ţ̷̗̝̺͐͆̆̌̓̚ë̸̳̱͔̜͍̭̯́͒̍̉͂ ̵͇̃̊̍̾̐́͂P̷̧̼̻̼̠̫̬̗̾̚͝a̴͙̣̭͚͔̠͂̑͊s̸̺̈́͌̑̋̿̃t̴̢̢̛̪̤̱̱͎̜͎̗̥̿̉͒̆͂̆̆̆͝,̵̹͍̮̖́̀ ̷̹̱͚͎̳͆̀̍̃̀̀̊̀̄̚ͅI̶̛̦̭ ̶̨̡̻̤̝͙̤̩̤̝̼͚͛̔͋͂̽̑́͌̂̄̍̑̐̚͘ṣ̷̣̫̫̲̻͍̥̤̭͍͉̔̇͑́̌̉ȩ̷̛͎̬̠̜͍̭̱̯̘̯̘̹̲́͐͐̀̃̒̇̅͝͝ͅe̴̳̖̖̬͔̘̠̣͇͆͗̀̂͝.̶̢̼͎̹̻̝̞̫̪̱̜̭͉͍̪̄̉̿͊̅.̵͔̯͇̬̕.̵̖͕͕̞̞͙̒͋̍̐͊̈́̓͝"
"Huh? What did you say?" The Ohio Final Boss asked confused.
"How about you just talk normally? I am pretty sure It isn't that hard for an all-knowing creature such as yourself. Am I right?"
"I shall comply with that request." CFAD has finally spoken normally.
"But man... That spider... He really tricked them with his web, Huh."
"Being able to manipulate web to such an extent to be able to create a complete replicate of itself... Hahahahaha... So he has got it." The Ohio Final Boss looking a bit depressed.
"Indeed. He has got the fragment's power."
"Tch. How fucking frustrating." Said The Ohio Final Boss while crossing his arm.
"But so is that guy" CFAD said while smiling (Even though he doesn't have a face)
"Huh? Which guy?" The Ohio Final Boss asked curiously.
"Him."