"That fucking Bitch always fucking all of my shit up all the fucking time!" Stocking grumbled out to herself as we both road See Through with her at the wheel.
"Stocking your going to have a brain aneurism at this rate, you need to chill out." I say pulling down my shades to look at her as I had my feet resting up on the Dashboard.
"But this happens all the time! It's been going on ever since we were kids she would mess with my fucking stuff!" She screamed out as she pealed around a corner and sped through traffic as we ducked and weaved through it all.
"And you didn't do the same back?"
"Well yes I would, but she would always be the one that started it in the first place!" Soon enough we entered Daten City's Redlight District where sex shops and Hookers could be found on every corner along with thugs and drug addicts as well.
"Ooh please don't hurt me!" A weak looking salaryman cried out to the big burly thug held him up by the collar.
"Where's my money Lebowski?! Huh?! Where's the money shithead?!?!" The thug said as he shook the man back and forth.
*Scrrreeeech! Bang! Boom!*
"Ahh, I think we hit something?" I said stepping out of the hummer as I saw what looked like a thug stuck halfway through a brick wall and another guy in a cheap suit nearby on the ground.
The guy in a cheap suit soon came to his senses before he got up and jumped for joy, "Fucking A Man!" He shouted before he ran off.
"The hell?… Anyway Stocking are we close to where we're supposed to be?" I said before giving anyone who was looking at us with bad intentions with a glare before making them scamper off in fear.
"It should be, let me give Garter a call." She says pulling out her cell before calling to Garter who didn't take that long to answer.
"Garter, we're at the scene, what are we looking for in the ghost?" (Stocking)
"Good, but be careful Stocking it has a thing for Little Girls who-" (Garter)
"Hey dumbass if you go and say sorry to me I'll come and help your bitch ass with this ghost problem Kay?" (Panty)
)X( *Toss & Catch*
I looked at her and raised my eyebrow as she crossed her arms looking all pissed, I shrugged before I cleared my voice and activated my Ultimate Disguise title to morph my voice.
"We're sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service, please hang up the phone and dial the right number again, thank you." I say in a machine operator voice, the same voice for when it says, 'At the Tone Please Record Your Message' before I hang it up and toss the phone back into See Through as I looked back at her.
"So what now?"
*****
"Fucking Bitch! Fucking Bitch! Fucking Bitch!" Panty screamed out as she kept slamming her foot down over and over onto the cellphone absolutely pissed at what Stocking just did to her.
"That's it! Geekboy! Your coming with me because will show who's the better ghost hunter out of the two of us!" Panty shouted out before manhandling Brief before heading outside to deal with her sisters shit.
*****
"Pffft! Hahahahaha! Oh man I can just imagine how pissed she is now after you did that!" Stocking laughed as she held her stomach as it was just too much.
"Alright, so the ghost had something to do with little girls or something? Why the fuck would a little girl be in this shithole?" I said as I looked around but besides sex shops, hookers and thugs you wouldn't really expect to see kids, especially little girls around here.
"Wait…. Do we have to deal with a pedophile ghost or some shit this time…." I say as I could feel my blood boil at the thought of something this low was fucking happening with me around.
'Damn it sucks I didn't watch the show and only looked up the characters back then just because I was slightly interested in what they were all about.' Because of it I had a basic grasp to all the important character's personalities as a result, though it's like taking what I knew from the past and turning it up to 11.
Like I know the main plot and all and how the first season ended but the specfics of the episodes are vague in my memory since I didn't look at them and just skimmed through the information besides important stuff, not so important stuff like the ghosts of the episode or whatever didn't stick in my head.
"Waaahaaaahaaaahaha!!!" Soon enough we heard a little girls scream before she came running and her slamming right into Stocking.
"Oof! Hey kid what's going on?" (Stocking)
"Oh please miss you got to help me! There's this big mean monster that's been chasing me all over the area! I just want to go home but I can't lead that evil ghost back to my grandmas! So please miss you got to help!" (Little Girl)
"I knew it! It's that ghost we have been chasing for sure! This is great when I take this guy down I can show Panty I don't need to work with her to deal with ghosts! So come on girl show us the way!" (Stocking)
"Okay! Follow me!" She said as she began to lead us towards the Ghost as I followed along, though I noticed something odd about the girl.
'…. Why does she have a tail on her?…. Wait that's a rope, why does she have a rope attached to her?….' Something wasn't adding up as we headed down several winding alleys as I began to keep my distance to see how this would play out.
And not that long later.
*BOOOM!*
"Ahhhh! It's him! The monster who's been chasing me!" The little girl shouted out as she hid behind stocking while I stayed back to see what was up.
'…. Oh, now I get it.' I think to myself as I see the rope connecting the 'girl' was connected to the big bad wolf ghost.
"Alright you damn ghost! Prepare to be cut to slices by the one and only Stocking…. AnaraCHY!" Stocking started off with say but as she was monologing both the 'girl' and the Wolf began to spin their rope around her before pulling tightly and biding her up.
"…. That's hot…" I say to myself as I look at her all tied up as both of the Ghosts were making fun of her for falling for such an obvious trick while also calling her out as a masochist, which she is.
(Tied up Stocking)
*Bang! Bang!*
Two bullets whizzed by the wolf Ghosts head before her turned to look and see who shot at him and it was Panty riding a scooter as she used Brief like a footstool in the process.
"Huh?"
"Suck on this asshole! Let the better sister deal with you instead! Hey get this shitty scooter moving Geekboy!" Panty shouted out as she took pot shots at the ghosts while stepping on Briefs head to be able to take aim.
"Panty I can't hold on like- woohoaoaoahhhh!!!" Brief soon lost control of the scooter and went flying with it before falling into a dumpster while Panty fell fine and flourished her gun.
"Panty! Stay the fuck out of this! I got this handled! I don't need you in the way!" Stocking said as she lunged forward to attack the ghosts, however-
*Bang! Ting!*
"Ahh! What the fuck Panty?! You shot my Stripes?!" Stocking said as she looked at the gun mark on her sword in shock.
"Whoops, I guess my finger slipped! I guess I'll have to do it myself! So suck on this assholes!" She said as she aimed her gun, however-
*Shoom! Shink! Clang!*
"?! WHAT THE FUCK?! You threw your fucking sword at my gun you bitch?!" Panty said as she saw her Blacklace pinned up against the wall by Stockings sword.
"Oh no, I guess my sword just slipped out of my hand." Stocking said as she laughed it off but when they got their weapons back they were staring down at eachother as they were still pissed at eachother.
"Well looks like this won't go anywhere if I don't step in, unless they want to be beaten the shit out of by that pair of ghosts they aren't taking seriously." I mutter as I finally walk in, after saving those Stocking being tied up pics to my phone before I turned on my Melee form for my jacket.
It soon wrapped around my arms and hands before turning into a pair of giant sized fists that could easily pound anyone and anything into submission.
(N) Like Rebecca's Giant Gorrila arms from Edgerunners for how they look except there black metal body, spiked knuckles with a gold trim to it all.
"Would you shut the fuck up already?! How fucking old are you that you haven't already grown up yet but still act like teenagers when I know your both waaaaaaay older than that?!" I shouted out to them before I leapt into the air before slamming my fist straight into the ghosts face sending him flying before turning to the two idiots.
"The fuck you say bastard?!" They both shouted back at me as they both drew there gun and swords on me, but I wasn't going to have none of it.
"You fucking heard me you dipshits! Now get your shit together, kiss and make up before I beat some sense into the both of you and take this ghosts kill for myself to add to the overwhelming collection of heaven coins I have already!" I said to them before dodging and catching the little girl ghost part of the two of them that was chucked at me before throwing it back right at the asshole for getting in the way of our conversation.
"If both don't I won't get those things you asked for me, got it?!" I shouted back as both there faces lost color when I said that threat to them.
"Okay we will make up! Will make up alright?!?!" They shouted desperately before they got serious and decided to work together to take down the ghost who divided was to challenging for only one sister.
But when brought together they could do anything, after all they are the Sisters of Anarchy! Panty & Stocking!
(Panty and Stocking Opening Theme Plays)
"AAAAGGGHHH!!! This can't be!!!" They shouted out before like every other before them they exploded as they lost their lives and were purified from the world for good.
Two heaven coins fell from the sky as I caught them before letting my jacket go back to normal as I turned to look at them before tossing it back to them.
"I don't care if you guys fight and whatever, but between that and doing your job, keep them separate alright?" I say before straightening out my Jacket as I whistled before See Through came right to us as I jumped in the back seat.
They both look at each other and sigh, "Well I guess he does got a point, come on let's get out of here." Stocking said shrugging it off before hopping into the passenger seat while Panty took the wheel before we all headed for home.
"…. Panty?…. Did they forget about me….?" (Brief)