I can say for sure, demi-humans are the best.
After I awoke I got up and kissed Lisa's forehead and put on some underwear. I went and made some breakfast for us, while I also made sure to have a good drink.
with breakfast was finished I took a plate upstairs and woke up Lisa with a soft kiss. Once she ate, I let her rest again.
I ripped open space and walked through the portal I created and appeared outside of the demi-human war room.
I walked in like normal, the demi-humans were used to me ripping through space as my travel method so this didn't surprise them.
I popped my neck and stood at the map where the other generals were.
"Man you guys are hopeless," I said.
I summoned some chess pieces and put them on the map.
"See this pawn? If we lead it to the west we can have it capture one of the fortress and their main trading route. This will cut the human territory power by a quarter.
then this knight will take this fortress, giving us a clear path. If this happens as I envisioned, which it will, they will have no choice but full frontal assault," I said.
"But what about the queen and king? They aren't on the battlefield," a man said. He was a wolf-type demi-human.
"The queen is currently... *cough* resting. and since I'm the strongest I'm clearly the king, but I'm the one commanding the army so I have to watch over the battle," I said.
The man nodded, clearly I made sense. but even though that's the case I wanted to be on the battlefield too. I WANTED to find the strongest one there and fight him.
I can feel my hand shaking with anticipation, just roaring for a fight.
The king laughed and put his hand on my shoulder.
"There's our little battle maniac. Nice to have to back," he laughed.
"We never had our rematch either," I said with clenched teeth.
"Yeah yeah, we both know I'll win that fight too. It's still 52 to 34," he laughed again.
"You little trucker," I said before sighing again.
I groaned once more after I realized my mother's profanity filter was still on.
The king laughed again.
"I guess this time you lost more than an arm huh? You lost almost half your vocabulary," he said.
"Your death be will be planned, and it'll be extremely painful. Not until after I marry your daughter," I said smugly and raised my nose into the air.
...
"You bastard," he said as he tried grabbing me.
I reacted quickly and dodged and this brawl was then sent across the battlefield.
I threw him into a mountain, and he threw me back. We suffered no damage, and we weren't going all out either.
but this was one between a father and a boyfriend.
I met his hands in combat as we pushed against each other, the ground crackling once more.
However I diverted my attention, I sensed a strong person, and better yet he felt like a good challenge.
With a flap of my wings, I jumped and glided before putting my wings away and landing at the person.
"You, fight me," I said pointing to the strongest of the group.
a man on the horse pointed at himself stunned. It seemed like this person thought highly of himself.
"You in the carriage, get out and fight me," I said defiantly.
I stood there with my sword planted in the ground waiting for them to come out and have an honorable duel.
I was waiting for so long I got bored. I teleported to Earth and picked up a phone, earphones, and some guns. I put the guns away and put on my music.
I waited... and waited. Even Tiamat woke up from her sleep and yawned.
I walked passed the scared knights and opened the carriage door myself. Inside was a girl sprawled across the seat sleeping peacefully.
..."I'll fight you when your older," I said before teleporting away to an inn.
I felt eyes on me again, Micheal was still watching me, but this time she was dangling her legs as she sat on one of the rings of the planet.
I ripped open space once more and teleported next to her. She didn't move, likely she could see the future.
(100%)
Damnit, so she could see the future. And she probably already knows my fate doesn't she?
(100%)
...I'm fucked.
(50%)
"...you've been watching over me for a while now," I said as I sat down on the ring with her.
"...you make me curious Joshua," I flinched as she said my real name.
"So you know..." I said as I lay down on the rings of the planet.
"Of course, everyone does. Gabriel knew, Uriel knew, even Lucifer. God said he has plans for you and we are just here to keep the status quo.
Your fight with the dragon proved that you were more powerful than we anticipated. You even managed to injure me, and I'm immune from ALL damage. whether it be magic or physical," Micheal said as she began dangling her feet.
She did look cute, but I sat up and put my hand on her shoulder. I channeled my energy and healed the damage I had done to her soul.
"...then I apologize for that. I was... very upset with said dragon and I hope you forgive me for that," I said as I apologized.
However, Micheal only looked at me and leaned closer.
"Slap me," she said.
After a bit of hesitation, I slapped her. She raised her hand to her chin with wide eyes.
"That hurt," she said smiling.
Micheal since the day she came into existence never knew what pain felt like. She was the strongest angel ever and the strongest being to exist only second to God.
but this? This was new for her.
Any attack or anything that tried to hurt her proved useless. She tried everything too, but nothing worked.
not until she met him. Axel... no Joshua was his proper name, his original. he had hurt her, a bit it was accidental, but it hurt.
Joshua's wings were able to cut through her previous invincible body. I mean it would do anything anyway since Micheal was immortal by all accounts.
She was both immortal and invincible, two of the deadliest abilities one could have. and that's not even considering her abilities.
controlling reality, law manipulation, and even being omniscient. Just to name a few. She had nearly any and all power imaginable.
No one in the mass of all of the universes was a threat to her, and most would run at the sight of her.
Ever since god had retired, she took up the mantle as the "new god" which she didn't like or want.
Why must she always get troublesome jobs like this... but it did make sense. She was after all the most responsible of all her... millions of siblings.
but Joshua was different. He had hatred in his heart for sure, but Micheal also wanted to go down and kill that dragon.
The only reason she had time off was because she had to see how the Nephilim grew. She couldn't risk such a powerful being growing up and destroying all of creation.
...but he was cute, so Micheal will let it slide.
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