"holy funk," I said waking up with a pounding headache.
The first thing I noticed was my ability to curse was nullified.
[Being in the presence of Gabriel and words she deemed unfit will be changed]
"god darn it," I said again.
this is some bs.
"None of that when I'm around young man," I heard my mother's voice say.
I leaned back into my bed, my back and neck felt exhausted. I could feel where my broken bones were, and how they were healed.
"Where am I?" I asked before I pushed my shoulder back into place. It made a popping sound before it began healing immediately.
"You resting on a spare bed in the temple of the lost... a temple that accepts the fatality wounded," my mother clarified.
I nodded my head to signify that I understood. I got out of the bed I laid in, and when I did I followed my mother.
I passed by some of the patients, and unknowingly they would heal immediately after I passed them. their once incurable diseases were now cured.
The women with trouble birthing began delivering peacefully and suffered little damage.
a man who was already about to be sent to the afterlife also woke up. His last bit of breath has returned to normal, but there was one thing I could say.
This led to the most troublesome stuff I had to deal with. See the people that I helped would start a cult, praising me for being a god.
Back to what I was doing before though.
I reached into my pocket space and withdrew the platinum that I owed the temple for their hospitality.
I bought a spare set of clothes too since I was in a hospital bed for a while.
"Man, what did you guys do to me?" I said popping my neck since my body was still stiff.
"mm? Well, Michael since she's the strongest of us took the task to restrain your wings. I got your arms and Uriel got your legs. though, Micheal did have to step on your back to keep you pinned," my mother said nonchalantly.
"Darn," I tried cussing again.
That Micheal woman messed up my spine. her step broke my back, and luckily it already healed otherwise that would suck.
"yeah. It's not every day the archangels have to step in, but with its different. especially when you are mad. your like a loose cannon, and your powers are in that category," my mother said looking off into the sky.
"...yeah fair enough," I shrugged.
My mother paused and looked off in a different direction in the sky and squinted her eyes.
"How... interesting," she said.
"What is?" I looked at where she was looking.
My eyes zoomed far in that I could make a very, itsy bitsy speck. a speck with wings that was sitting in one of the rings of a planet.
said person was also staring back at me, and suddenly she disappeared.
I mean disappeared, I even had my eyes open the entire time and suddenly poof, she disappeared.
"...no use looking. She's probably hiding somewhere in between timelines or even distant omniverse," my mother shrugged.
"Who was she...," I asked. Her beauty was definitely on another level, and I couldn't help but get interested.
"...don't worry about it, she won't be a bother...much. It's the others you have to worry about," she shrugged.
"I don't suppose you'll tell me who I will have to worry about?" I gulped.
"Eh, Lilith mostly. She's... a unique one, and one of Lucifer's only children. I'll have to invite her for some holidays though," my mother said tapping her chin.
'Gosh darn it' I mentally cursed. I then realized I couldn't even curse in my head.
I turned to my mother who playfully winked at me before wagging her finger. There was no escape from her profanity filter.
"G̴̛̫͗́̋̌́͒̆̂̍̑̄̚̕͠o̴̞̲̝̬̝̮̫̗͕̗̔̉̊̇̅̒̑̋̄̈́̈́̈́͜͝d̷̹̗͓̒̀̽͋̒̽̑͘͘ ̵̛̠̙̱̲̲̞͕̲̯͎̬̾̊̒̏́̀̃̈̇͘͜d̶̛̳͔̱̼͕̦̥̻͇̩̗̖̳̭̽̈̾̓̌̎̅̒̓̕͝ą̶̓͛͌̑͐̔͂͠͝m̵̛̛̮̱̦̦̫̭͚̙͇͖̟̘͖̚͜͝n̵̨̡̲̩̳̩̭̞̞͓̬̩̪͌͜i̸̞̼̫̮͖̜̮͖̤͐͊̕ẗ̴̡̢̛͕̙̭̯̝̩̟̏̊͂͒͠͝," I said before realizing I could curse in my angry mode.
My mother's head snapped to me immediately and grabbed my ear, even through my glitchy state.
"Do that again young man, and you'll face major consequences," she said.
"Yes ma'am," I said rubbing my ear.
Man, having an archangel as a mom was a killjoy. At least it wasn't in the modern world, since then she'll know my corn history.
'Gosh darn,' I said again as I followed my mother to the house.
but soon, I would be going back to my hometown. After all, it's high time I met my teacher again.
Since I'm stronger now, I can see what's under her mask and hat that she wears all the time.
'It's time,' I said.
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mmm... got milf waifu back.
Praise the witch \o/