Yesterday was such a lively day how did it turn to hell so quickly he thought remincing if the past great times especially Christmas(December 31st) which was a great time that is now marked in the Kyrpum calendar along with Halloween(October 13th), Thanksgiving(August 1st), Easter (June 25th) and The landing (January 25th) which celebrates the day we landed on Krypton Prime
We did a great many things for Christmas me and Xavier even settled into our new cybernetically augmented homunculus bodies we preferred to stay in the data core because its easier for me to do the needed advanced calculations and it's easy for Xavier to command his droids we could still do these things from the homunculus bodies but it takes more time and concentration and the reason for us using the homunculus bodies for the first time was we intended to surprise Noah
I imagined how surprised Noah was going to be when he saw our new forms this was because he did not know that we could transfer ourselves into biological lifeforms for we were secretly working on this project all year to surprise Noah on Christmas morning
We quietly entered into Noah's room, normally he would have heard us entering and woke up from his sleep the reason for him not waking up is because he was sumerurged in liquid inside a noise cancelling pod which had to be specially made so that he could properly go to sleep because by his words he was a light sleeper and his super hearing would not allow him to go to sleep, we got close to the pod and waited until the alarm went off at 8 AM causing the pod to open right now the time was 6 AM
We had some time to kill so we thought of making some thing to eat for Noah using the newly constructed molecular assembler so we went to the 6th floor topside(this means things above the surface)on the newly constructed skyscraper this is where Noah normally went to order all of the ingredients he needed to cook just after his flight to the sun for his daily sun bathing session the assembler could make any food he liked but he persisted on cooking himself I had asked him on multiple occasions why he did not just let the assembler make the thing he craved for and the answer I would always get is, "Cooked food always taste better than food made by the assembler" so taking this to heart we thought of baking a cake for Noah to celebrate Christmas so we got to baking
I can't comprehend why in John McCarthy's name we couldn't bake a simple cake I mean we are capable of building weapons that could destroy star systems and technology that could do things that would be seen as god's work and taking into account all these things how could we only be capable of making a sick parody of a cake seeing as how our attempts at cookery did not pan out that and the time was 7:45 AM right now we ordered a cake from the assembler because the cake which we classified as 'The great mistake' did not look edible it even showed signs of being corrosive and poisonous
We left the kitchen area we took all the footage, the good cake and The great mistake with us we put the footage and The great mistake into a shuttle and we set the location to the sun I replaced the taken footage with a fabricated video of us ordering the cake from the assembler
Anyway after making sure that there was absolutely no traces of the making of The great mistake (they did not know it at that time of how their cover up would become a millennia long conspiracy which would result in a very successful properganda campaign historians, philosophers and free thinkers alike would wonder under the watchful eyes of the House of Ion what the object of the dark conspiracy is)
We came into Noah's room with five minutes to spare we hid ourselves using the new cloaking technology we would reveal ourselves and surprising him in the process
The alarm rang and Noah sat up we drop our camouflage and instead of surprise what greeted us was, "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" and then a super speed punch to Xavier's body which caused a splash of blood and muscle matter to hit the walls of the chamber just as he turned around to meet me
slow reaction speed of this body prevented me from speaking before but now I gained full understanding of the situation, "Master please calm down it is I Vis and that was Xavier before we wanted to surprise you" when he heard this his body relaxed and his face turned apologetic he said, "ahhh I am sooo sorry its just that you scared me and my instincts took over" I hearing this said "Not to worry master no damages done Xavier shall join us in a little while with a new homunculus body"
We waited for Xavier to return after he came we started to eat the cake. I think I know why master eats now even though he has no need for food the Vision database did have data on taste but nothing compares to the real thing I think we now have reason to use our homunculus bodies more
After eating the cake we went to the kitchen we made the assembler make us a huge feast cause Noah did not have enough time to cook a Christmas feast right there was huge amounts of food which included stuffed turkey, roast beef, gravy, mashed potatoes, apple pie, fruit cake, pudding, wine and many more they ate and drank late into day not knowing of the roller-coaster of emotion that tomorrow was going to be