After my meeting with Vis on the future of the Kryptonian Empire we planned to have meetings like these every year but the next one is planned with both Merlin and Morgana in mind
"Vis you know what this meeting should have a name like it's going to be a yearly thing so let's call it the Kryptonian Prime Convention or the KPC." Vis replied to my statement by saying, "Wonderful idea I was just about to suggest giving it a name"
"Oh Vis I am thinking of going to sleep now the meeting was mentally exhausting wake me up in 8 hours." After I said this to Vis he replied to me with this thinly veild jab at my childlike body as I was getting into the elevator " Yes master that is a great idea your growing body needs rest,I shall awaken you approximately 8 hours from now"
The doors of the lift closed at the end of Vis's jab at my young biological body and I said in reply, "Oh piss off you condescending cunt my body is the pinnacle of biological perfection and don't you act like you are older than me I am 20 years old whereas you are just three years old" he replied saying, "Good comeback sir but in all seriousness your mind maybe that of a 16 year old but your body not so much" and I said, "I guess you are right, my body and mind is not synchronised so to the bed I march"
The elevator brought me topside to the ship's former lobby which I turned into a fusion of a living room and a lobby this was done after the major renovation of the scout the ship is actually smaller now because the droids needed sophisticated hardware which was hard to build without special infrastructure and to build the needed facilities we needed more droids so we used some droids to take apart the excess ship space for the hardware we needed and what was left was a space including; a lobby/living room, my bedroom, a small lab, Vis's and Xavier's podrooms (spaces where their homunculus bodies are stored, they use the homunculus bodies on holidays like Christmas and Halloween or just when they think they would like to eat), former testing room (this is the space that is used by me and Vis to test out are harmless wacky gadgets), teleporter room (the teleporters in the ship can only be used to go out of the ship and never into the ship), biological storage room, ten vibranium and adamantium cache rooms, 3 bathrooms and finally the star gazing room
I went into my room and opened my noise cancelling pod which uses noise cancelling materials, a vacuum and levitation tech to make sure I have the optimal to take a nap, before I get in I synthesised a glass of water
"Oh Vis before you wa..." before I could finish the sentence Vis said, " Yes, yes I know to make you a cup of coffee I have no clue as to why you still need coffee" I replied saying, "It's not a matter of need but of desire anyway make sure you have coffee for me if not you are not getting the pudding recipe you wanted from me" after I said that he replied in a distraught voice saying, "Yo... you... wouldn't dare you addict" I replied with steel in my voice, "Try me Vis and see what happens" he backed off and said, "Okay I concede I shall make coffee before waking you up."
I was satisfied after hearing this, I removed my noise dampening ear plugs, being the perfect culmination of all kryptonians comes with the drawback of extremely heightened hearing
After 8 hours passed the pod opened by Vis's command because I had not input a time limit he was able to open it he greeted me by saying, "Did you have good sleep sir" I said"Oh yeah I slept like a baby" while reaching for my cup of coffee I took hold of the mug and started to drink and then I remembered about asking Merlin and Morgan about their humongous disparity between their actual relationship and what is known about their relationship acting on this train of thought said, "Vis can you give me an update on the activities of the magical duo and if any icky stuff happened please leave it out of your report I do not need to know the love life of a millennia old couple" I said this because I know if some sexual activities happened he would go into great details about the numbers of thrusts, ejaculations, objects used and so on in his report because I was the one who ordered him to keep a close eye on the Emrys couple no matter the circumstances actually if he had seen them it could imply they have an exhibitionist fetish cause I know for sure that there are multiple spells, wards and rituals that could used to get a little privacy
"Absolutely sir and wise choice on the omission because there were soooo many stuff truly there are no limits on such activities with magic in the equation" well that confirmed my theory but I wish I was wrong, "Oh my poor poor soul you have seen alot of stuff haven't you. Okay can you give the report on their actions and give me a bit of the conclusion you came to from your observations"
"Jolly good idea sir, while we were in the meeting they slept for 20 hours at a length in this sleeping period both entities lost a very very small fraction of biomass exactly 0.00000000003 percent in Merlin and 0.00000000002 percent in Morgana from this we can draw the conclusion of magic taking a toll on the body, after that they requested a huge amount of food which after being consumed restored them to their original biomass from this we can conclude that the sideffects of magic overuse can be fixed by some food and rest. After that they spent the rest of the time sight seeing and getting used to the advance facilities available and are at the moment headed towards the ship to meet you after I told them that you are free"(The meeting lasted almost three days)
Just as he finished saying this, a ring of the doorbell rang out with a hologram of the front door camera appeared near my pod for me to see Merlin Emrys and Morgana Le Fey waving at the camera and mouthing the words 'open the door' seeing this I said, "Vis make some tea and some of those tiny cake things and call Xavier to the ship" After saying this I rushed to open the door
I opened the door and said "Hiiii welcome to my humble abode I am so sorry if I kept you waiting for too long" Morgana replied in a sweet voice saying, "Oh nonsense sugar you did no such thing ain't that Mer" Merlin or Mer oh I am so gonna tease him about the name, replied with a statement only the most whipped of husbands could say, "Whatever you say dearest"
The Vis's and Xavier's homunculus bodies heard this and Vis quietly made the sound of the cracking of a whip which made Xavier have a very rare bout of laughter Merlin heard and saw this interaction and got so mad that he practically catapulted himself onto Vis's homunculus body, Vis not anticipating this reaction tumbled down to the floor and after both fell to the floor they bith started roll on the floor trying get the upper hand (it was quite literally a wizard VS a cyborg) there was a scream from Morgana, "Merlin Le Fey Emrys get up now or I swear to mother magic that you will sleep on the couch for a year" hearing this Merlin stilled for a second which gave Vis the opportunity to punch him in the face seeing this I ordered the diords in the living room to pry them off each other. I thought to myself that today is going to be an exciting day
AUTHOR'S NOTES: TODAY I WROTE A LONGER CHAPTER CAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO UPLOAD TWO CAUSE I HAD A SIX HOUR CHEMISTRY CLASS WHICH IN MY OPINION FELT LIKE MY BRAIN BEING DIPPED IN SULPHURIC ACID AND WRIST HAVING NAILS HAMMERED INTO IT. ANYWAY ENJOY THE LONGER CHAPTER I TRIED MY HAND IN A BIT OF COMEDY COMMENT WEATHER IT FELT NATURAL OR CRINGE INDUCING THANK YOU AND SEE YOU ON TOMORROW