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Chapter 18 - His First date, but all he wanna do sleep

'You may hate me you may love me...'

Complete the sentence-

Le king on his knees- ' eh...for I'm all yours my queen ' (The queen is impressed)

Puffy guy- 'You may love me, or you may hate me for who I am, but oh my pumpkin, I'm your sugar pie like you are my golden pie' (goddess draws out armor knife) 'Sorry sorry pumpkin! Sorry! '

Le sleepyhead- 'You may hate me you may love me but sleeping is my passion ' (Satisfied)

"Kreuz... Krhhhhe...."

And back to sleep... What else does life need?

*Maze of Onyx*

"Three... Kh... Kh... Kh... ZZ"

Under the full pale moonlight that was shedding through that enormous window cum entrance into that hallway with a single stone bed in the middle that maybe was the same bed that was broken to bricks by that dragon mom's baby blue dragon or maybe was some other identical room with the exact scenery as other, or was it just an illusion, who knew but... His careless snoring was profound echoing through many hallways in and out like a monster growling from the dungeon,

"Mm... Zzz.... "

"piss, Ooze..." abruptly, a thin female whisper echoed in the dark, but like a dragon could even break that sound sleep of his!

"Oo--ZE---"

"Mmmm...Khzzzzz"

"OOZE!!!!! "

Such an abrupt high pitch echoed, pulled him shortly from the depth of those soothing sleep of his, 

"WH----"

"Shush! Young master and the lady are sleeping"!

"mmnnnmm!!!" 

"What?"

he tightly grabs her thin fingers down his mouth with infuriated brows twitching away from the temple-

" so was I!"

*present day, place unknown*

The pale full moon in that astonishing sky with thousands of stars twinkling in millions of bunches over that open-air pathway between the dense forest of thick timber woods on each side,

"*Yawn* Ar w thr yt (Are we there yet)" he sighed bending, touching his knees, but indifferently the goddess conveyed walking as if sprinting in some marathon, with simple words-

"Just there" the goddess whose hair was shining in mystical gold under the moonlight, said undifferentiated progressing as if into the core of the woods,

But,

"You only said that five minutes ago!" he cried aggrieved, Thudding his feet to the barren ground where no grass was grown as if the land has got into the habit of not growing and dropping to the ground on his ass, yawning and stretching his arms like he was going to bed now,

However,

"Agh...This dress is so tight is it made of leather or polyester? I'm already feeling *yawn* Swtng (Sweating)--" he tried to remove that tight leather chest, that he had found after all of his clothes were soaked wet, but before that--

"Just collect yourself! And walk faster! We don't have all night! " she glances behind with a deadly gaze that even that careless boy shivers at such a cold glance! And again she began to walk at the same pace, But, still, the warm- blood was boiling, and yawning at the same time as all,

"How can I believe you are not manipulating me into another trick like a conduit of vipers or taking me into a dragon's cave where many alien girls like you are waiting to fry me?!"

Abruptly, the golden-headed goddess stopped her sleek steps her back facing the disgusting boy in an unexpected silent pathway that was shimmering with endless fireflies, of whom many of them sat over the lost diva's hairs,

as though those cherry red lips the words expel out-

"Life is a big trick itself, why are you blaming me? "

"So you are taking me into a dragon's nest to fry me?!"

"No!!!! " she cried, denying all allegations,

"Then--?! "

nonetheless, the bushes to the left suddenly rustle, as if something shifted through the shadow, and fireflies lifted from the pathway as if causing a sudden darkness-

"Wha--?"

"Shush" she hissed and her palm as soft as the petal of a rose was pressed against his lips, she crouched in his front with a focused expression looking at the direction of the moment,

'What is happening? ' he asked himself looking at the girl whose touch had paralyzed his face and how it turned to red with his heart racing and brain throbbing, -

'How beautiful...and we are so close... '

However, suddenly she removed her lavender palm from his face and glanced at him with those big neon eyes, but he lowered his red face, under the tree where an owl was hooting in silence,

"You want to know where I am taking you? " she questions to which he nods still looking at the ground, however, she slowly slides her both hands over his shoulder tickling his skin, and leans closer catalyzing his breath away, as he gave with bafflement and blue-green vein off his neck shining tight-

"Cheer up elder master, it's our first date" and she whispers with sizzling seductiveness.

"Date?! With you?! You have to wake me up for this bullshit! "

"Not polite of you, ooze, a girl has summoned you at a dead hour and you are acting all like a dickhead"

"Then let that girl know... 'That I'm NOT INTERESTED'! "

"This girl does not accept 'NO' as an answer and also it's not safe for a lil baby like you to wander in the forbidden fields of aegis this casually" and she slipped her fingers through his fingers, gripping tightly in couple lock. She begins to yank that reluctant soul who was screaming ' YOU stupid woman! Who are you even calling a baby?!' with a wide smile over those Honey sugar lips herself leading and running like a five-year-old through that dense meadow which were grown with knee lengthen wild weeds but, a swept of fireflies rise through as they trace through the calmful grass like a wave rising through a peaceful sea.

'It's so...beautiful' his eyes glace at the heavenly scenery, all baffled with butterflies rising through his abdominal and his body was all limped with calmness it never experienced as if was cradled by the night breeze that gust through his cheeks like thousands kisses and as if fingers twitching through his hairs like it was playing with. 

'Was the world this beautiful forever or is it just aegis?' he questioned himself, living a walking dream, abruptly, she tilted her chin to glance behind and her warmth touching him, with a big bright smile that gleam that neon gazed 'annoying' lass most beautiful in most abrupt condition, that when the goddess catch him gazing her, his expression frozen! and he could feel his heart through his ears when she grins through her hairs, winking at him.

'Why...am I glimpsing this irritant lady? she's most devilish one!' that lit a flame of shame or shyness through the newest elder master, cursing himself!

however, her warmth still embraced him, that he could deny but was something he had missed without a word, a motherly feeling. 

The wind rushing through him.... making his eyes heftier and steps limp like wax,

'It feels so.... soothing' and abruptly, he begins to fall paralyzed and slipping out... with words swirling- 'Let me close my eyes for just a moment.' and in a moment the eyes shut, completely slipped from his consciousness, 

however,

a hand grips his waist tightly not letting him fall, and the endless run halted for once and all, "Silly Sleepster" she chuckled examining his feature that were blunt yet exceptionally beautiful and a genuine grin filled with calm stretched over his thin lips, and a sound sleep. she glace above where a pale moon sat within the blankets of thick clouds, and fireflies filled the atmosphere,

"Khrrrr...zzz..."

"But...at least we made it to the inception. you can rest for now, tomorrow will not even spare us time to kiss our coffins." and she placed a gentle kiss over his forehead.

"Good night...Phileo"

*A few moments before, the community hall*

A midst malato index finger touched the wooden tiled flooring which was overwhelmed with dust that had not been brushed away for more, and the finger started to move in a circular path- forming dust circles while humming a melancholy melody in the isolated western corner of the hall-

"...You can come home to me when you're ready...I left the gate unlocked for you...

Till then I'm sending the smoke signals

Hope that I see you're'--- What the hell?!" the puffy boy trembled and flickered off from his despondency onto which he was intensely concentrated, only when the light bulb just above his head started to shimmer,

But,

"Short circuit! " he grits his teeth, cursing the bulb, and turns back, putting his chubby cheeks onto his knees joint to face the wall of his lovesick misery-

'Oh, my sorrow? Will there be love for me? Or shall I die only in our beautiful memory? '

Wow, Shakespeare is still alive somewhere inside him, or shall I say- Shakespeare was just born...

"What an adorable glare, the heaven bestows over me even after I had spent my days-nights indulged in insanity, pornography, and masturbation, how could the heaven be so merciful I thought that it would lead an angel through my door twofold?

But, in the end...she was never true"

Yeah, a modern Shakespeare, besides!

He touched the ground through his palm, just under the intensely flickering bulb, on the ground where a pattern-like drawing was drawn from the dust- an anime if you first say, then maybe you guess but...

The illustration was of a lass with long hair, sharp eyes, and a little mouth that made it far more distinctive to guess it wasn't inspired by the usual folks he saw with those blunt features, as he grinned with a faint nostalgic look over his face-

"my pumpkins, will you be mine?"

*Boom*

The flickering bulb blasted over his thick-skulled head but in a sudden instinct caused dark in the dawn light, however, he shoved his whole giant self back wrapping his face and skull with his arms that were stuffed with blubber,

But still,

"Eh? Hss?! My my...hand? " one big piece of unsymmetric glass was competent to penetrate his right arm in one single shot at most deep to his bone, driving red blood out and blotting the transparent glass piece but he could not see that blood blotting just a wet touch and burning sensation like paralysis hit his right hand to his chest and then up to his skull,

'Fuck, who had turned off the light here? ' he brooded tightening his hand to the wet wound and looking around the gloaming surrounding of those people who stood as the statues of the Maya dynasty of China, and their horrified faces blazed with only light which was almost like a blinding light coming from the other side of that crowd,

"COMING! " a feminine scream came through the quiet audience hurriedly he got onto his midst feet to get a view, a view of--

'Are you--' with his shimmering eyes,

"Lena LENA get away from the door! Get away from the fucking door! " King was fighting through the statued crowd running towards the possible light source, which was the gate that was glowing through its rugged edges,

'but a door? There is only one exit here isn't there? Or did I slip to another dimension where this airtight community hall has two doors after I died from this glass piece?-- ' and

Abruptly,

"Agh! Ah! Sh*t! " in the running train of thoughts, he pulled the middle-fingered-length glass chunk out of his skin, and the pain grew gigantic and agonizing with the blood which was once thwarted off that damn started to bombard out of his thick blubber, that he buried his hand to his injured arm to this fluffy chest, thudding his feet to the floor so that he can distract his attention from that sharp pain that was growing wilder, but...in a drop of breath,

*creak*

The door unlocked surrounding the gloomy community hall with its magnificent light that everyone had to shut their eyelids rather than going blind staring at that source of endless brightness and a steep silence, where even the king froze between the crowd like dumb folded pressing his eyelids together, and an immense shadow spread to the ground in that eye scratching light as if forming a black carpet, and

a very familiar figure through the newly formed compartment into the wall-

"It's... You " the queen let out in awe, glancing with her narrowed eyes at the female figure who had those lavished golden hair and neon eyes which were equally perplexed as the divinity figure stepped her off from the door or portal of another universe, with her squirted face looking around the gloaming hall room with terrified teens, children mostly-

"Yeh, but you aren't... Cece and this is not...not the hall of Vigiles..."

But,

"PUMPkin!!!! " the puffy guy cried and started to run towards Goddess slashing through the group of people,

And he wasn't the only one otherwise,

"Ha! Everyone it's the goddess, it's Crinhi! " the queen was also otherwise, as she turned enthusiastically towards the crowd with a wide smile hanging on her face,

"Crinhi...oh that sleepy head's soulmate"

"Yeah, it's her! "

"It's Crinhi! "

"But...is she the actual Crinhi or the fake one? "

Yeh... The question still hangs...

Is she or... not?

"Prove yourself! " the queen cried taking her one foot back and that rod posing within her hands,

"or maybe, I should just go? " the believed goddess very awkwardly veered around to escape from the uncrafted broken door that she had come through, leaving everyone in that hall, puzzled.

"Crinhi? Crin- " the queen called out still prudent. However,

"This couldn't be happening. It can not! so early, impossible..."

Goddess was frozen with terror, glaring at the peculiarly gleaming key that hung on the wreaked door's keyhole and her lips continuously moving in shivers.

"What are you murmuring, sweetheart? " the puffy guy questioned attempting to put his chubby hand on her bare shoulders,

However,

"Where's he? " she growls terrified, that his hand hunger swinging in lonesome air, remembering the deadly side of Crinhi's he had encountered.

"If you are asking about Sleepyhead, or Joker as you call him, you have already either taken him or have gone to find him from your identical imposter," Lena declared putting the rod's rare end to the ground. Nevertheless, this put the goddess into more disarray,

"I? But I didn't... Oh, Zeus!" abruptly, she pulled her fingers into her blonde hair, as the sword of realization stabbed her chest.

"What's going on? Who are you now? Can someone just tell us what is happening?! "

Regardless, the golden-haired diva, without attending any words raised her hand around which had a band of black pearls on her thin wrist, and uttered, touching her ear-

"Pharaoh, we have got a situation, the baggage has been looted, I repeat, the baggage has been looted. "

"KkrrrH...What? how?! who did it?!" the masculine voice cried through that black bracelet, 

"Er...the witness claims the one who have stolen the baggage was...me" she spoke out twisting her fingers through her hairlocks, biting her tongue.

"An imposter" "Actually two" Lena leaned to clarify, speaking through that black pearl bracelet. 

"Who is it?"

"Er..." goddess looked at queen with an expression where she was all stripped of words, that Lena continued gazing into her sights. 

"I'm Lena Forests, your baggage the joker is our classmate whom we call 'sleepyhead.' and has been abducted, it is believed the first one who claimed to be Crinhi has kidnapped him, but she has saved us through the sudden storm, however then a second one came finding him who was also identical and then disappear in the curtains. Now, this one has appeared." 

"Did you say a sudden storm?"

"Pharoah, hear me" diva veer around abruptly abandoning the queen with a lot of questions, she was yet to be answered.

"I have been summoned through the key of 3-H here and you must be very well aware of what this situation is called!" 

"The protocol apocalypse but...how? so early? It's nearly impossible...it's like...like..."

"Yes" she breathes, drawing the breathe of the man on the other end, all at once.

"We are going to live that cursed legend of the caduceus" she spoke out whispering and gazing the people trapped in that gigantic hall.