While observing the five elders, four of them suddenly raised their hands towards me as they surged their haki, creating a sphere of armor around me, though it wasn't to protect; instead, they used it to trap me, which was pretty clever.
"I'll summon the Holy Knights; with them here, we can get rid of Kong more efficiently." Said Warcury as he glanced at the four elders while reaching into his pocket and grabbing a transponder snail, causing the others to nod in agreement.
"We thank you for turning yourself in, Kong; killing you will be significantly easier without your crew. Once you're dead, dealing with remaining Frenzy pirates will be easy." Remarked Saturn blandly as he gazed at Diddy indifferently, causing him to tilt his head before chuckling.
"Hehe, kill me? Just you five? Well, you did say you'd call these Holy Knights for help, but even so, it wouldn't be enough to defeat me." Said Diddy with a faint smirk as he glanced at Saturn while tapping the sphere of invisible haki, only to clench his fist before violently hitting it, causing all of Mairejois to faintly tremble.
"Hmm, not bad." Muttered Diddy softly as he rubbed his chin while, only to clench his fist once more, though this time, coating his arm in armament haki.
"You will not be escaping, Kong. Save us the trouble, and let us kill you–" Said Peter calmly as he glanced at Diddy, only for him, Mars, Saturn, and Nusjuro to be forcefully slammed into the wall.
Landing on the table, I glanced at the four elders before shaking my head in disappointment; the combined might of their haki was pretty damn strong, I had to admit that, but it was still a little underwhelming when you consider four of them were trying to contain me.
"Maybe if all five of you worked together, you would've been able to last a few more hits, but alas." Said Diddy lightly with a yawn as he squatted down while calmly gazing at the four elders, only for him to tilt his head, evading a sword by a hair's breadth.
"Oh great, another old man." Added Diddy lightly as he gazed at the old man with a long, curved beard and hair forming something akin to a crescent.
"To dare step into the land of Gods, your punishment is execution!" Stated Garling sternly as he swiped his sword at Diddy, who leaped into the air while latching himself onto the ceiling with his feet.
"Land of Gods? I find it a little amusing that people as weak as you all could claim yourselves as gods. Do you know the definition of a god? Omnipotent, Omniscient, Omnipresent, and Omnibenevolent. That is a God. Now, to claim yourselves as Gods when you haven't achieved a single one is a little amusing. Even I couldn't claim myself a God when I've achieved my dream… Though if there is one, I damn sure would love to fight them." Remarked Diddy with a slight frown as he folded his arms, lecturing Garling while casually evading all of his attacks, creating a complete mockery out of the leader of the Holy Knights.
Once I finished speaking, I outstretched my hand and caught the old man's sword, preventing him from moving it and me an inch while I forcefully yanked it out of his hand before pushing him back.
"Hmm, what are these swords called again? 13 supreme grade swords or something? I know Mael's axe, Rhitta, is one, but I wonder what this is called." Muttered Diddy curiously as he gazed at Garling's sword, causing him and the five elders to surround him, only for him to suddenly toss it back.
"I would keep it, but no one I know uses a sword. Oh, except King, but eh, whatever, he's not a swordsman anyway. Oh yeah, Zoro, he's a swordsman; I'll give it to him after killing you." Added Diddy lightly as he dismissively waved his hand at Garling, whose expression worsened by the second.
"Your body will be displayed so the whole world knows what it means to go against their Gods!" Stated Garling firmly as he tightly clenched his sword while glaring at Diddy, who merely yawned.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, I'll leave for now. I just came here to do some reconnaissance since I was bored; it's not quite yet time for us to fight. Though don't worry, I'll be visiting soon with my crew, and that's when we'll fight." Remarked Diddy lightly as he dismissively waved his hands before slamming his palm upwards, creating a hole in the ceiling and roof.
"Who said you can just leave?" Asked Nusjuro solemnly as he unsheathed his sword while the five others surged their haki, clearly prepared to fight, only for Diddy's figure to suddenly vanish from their sight.
"Hehe, funny." Said Diddy softly as his voice lingered while his figure was nowhere to be seen, leaving behind five furious old men.
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Having left Mariejois, I fell through the air while gazing at the redline, feeling an urge to destroy the supposedly indestructible wall.
"I'll do it later; I still need to check up on the road poneglyph; I'm curious if I could destroy it now." Muttered Diddy softly as he glanced at the redline before twisting his body and kicking the air, propelling himself through the air at immense speeds.
Although I ended up getting caught, it was a pretty fruitful adventure; I got a glimpse at the World Government's strength and learned that there was still someone who could give me a good fight… I couldn't wait until we raided Mariejois.
"What are you laughing about? Also, where the hell have you been? Trenza has been looking for you throughout the whole night; she's probably eager to get dicked down by that massive cock of yours." Asked Freyja curiously as she glanced at Diddy, who had just landed on the repaired roof, her words snapping him out of his daydream, causing him to click his tongue.
"Tsk, nothing, and I was in Mariejois." Replied Diddy as he gave Freyja an annoyed look before sitting beside her, the two awaiting the sunrise.
"Mariejois? You didn't do anything crazy, did you? Haa, I don't even know why I'm asking such a stupid question; of course you did." Asked Freyja, only for her to shake her head in stupidity, causing Diddy to scoff as he folded his arms.
"Hmph, for the record, I didn't do anything crazy. I just met a few old men and left." Said Diddy as he side-glanced Freyja while closing his eyes, causing her to skeptically eye him.
"Hmm, I'll believe that the day you say you love me." "Hmm, I love you, Freyja." Said Freyja and Diddy, respectively, as she glanced at him before shaking her head, only for him to roll his eyes, his next words shocking her while ear-rupturing thunder occurred.
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Snapping my eyes open, I quickly sat upright as I stared at the morning sun, causing me to heave a sigh of relief while plopping back onto my hammock.
"Mhm, pound my tiny hole." Muttered Trenza quietly in a deep sleep, drooling onto Diddy's fur, though he didn't seem to care.
"Tsk, fucking Freyja; she definitely did something." Muttered Diddy with a grunt as he carefully exited the hammock while donning his clothes before leaping over the railing.
Landing on the fourth floor, I forcefully pushed several people out of the way, all of whom were standing in line, until I arrived at Freyja's room, where men entered one door and exited the other.
"A-A-After you, C-Captain." Said a pirate in slight fear as he gestured for Diddy to enter Freyja's room, causing him to grunt while he smashed through the wall.
"FREYJA!" Yelled Diddy in irritation as he glared at Freyja, who was currently sleeping, yet even so, three men could be seen using her holes.
Blasting my haki, I knocked everyone unconscious while forcefully awakening Freyja, who pushed the guy out of her mouth before looking at me with a faint, knowing smirk.
"Ho, did you need something, ~Captain?~" Asked Freyja seductively as she glanced at Diddy while boldly eyeing his crotch.
Ignoring her words, I approached Freyja and forcefully grabbed her neck before bringing her in as I sniffed her.
"Oh, I ~looooove~ aggressive and forceful men like you-" Said Freyja with a lustful grin as she grasped Diddy's crotch, only for him to interrupt her.
"First off… You've awakened, haven't you? Secondly, release my crotch, or the arm comes off." Stated Diddy, his words causing Freyja's lustful expression to vanish while annoyance took its place.
"Tsk, surprised you figured it out so quick." Said Freyja in annoyance as she removed herself from Diddy's grasp while releasing his crotch.
"Hmph, maybe if you didn't try entering my dreams, I wouldn't have noticed. In what fucking world would I ever utter those four words? Not even a nightmare is that terrifying." Remarked Diddy as he glanced at Freyja, who scoffed while folding her arms.
"Hmph, I was hoping you'd fall for it; if I had gotten you to kiss me, that would've been the end of you, but unfortunately for me, your stupid fucking instincts forcefully awakened you." Stated Freyja in slight anger as she glared at Diddy, who clicked his tongue before smirking while silence consumed the room.
"So… About Mariejois… Did you truly do nothing crazy? Because my ability doesn't work like that, I only induce emotions within you; I couldn't have gotten you to say those words normally." Asked Freyja curiously as she eyed Diddy, who growled in annoyance before turning around and walking away, causing her to follow.
"C'mon, stop being a monkey, Diddy, I have to know." Added Freyja as she followed Diddy, wearing nothing but a bonnet.