Smashing my bloody head against Kizaru's chin and forcefully pushing him back, I received a slash to the back from Fujitora, causing me to grunt as I spun in the air, grabbed his blade with my feet before violently kicking him in the face, sending him arcing through the sky; however, I couldn't celebrate as Kizaru speedily kicked me in the face, knocking me into the ocean below.
Spreading my limbs, I slam them against the air, stopping my moment just before I touched the water, only to backflip out of the way, dodging both sword waves encased in gravity and beams of light; twisting my body in unnatural ways, I used the moment to launch two powerful, sharp blades of wind to the two Admirals, giving me a moment of respite as they defended my attacks.
'Heh, Shigaraki could never give me something like this.' Thought Diddy with a feral grin as he repeatedly kicked the air, creating a massive crater in the water while he lunged at Kizaru and Fujitora.
We'd been fighting for multiple days, nearly five full days, and during this time, the only people remaining were the warships that circled us three; the pirates and marines on the island below were no longer there as the island was practically nonexistent as of now. The island was hell on earth; massive cracks ran through it, spewing magma and destroying all signs of life; it was like the end of the world. Though we were hardly paying it any attention as the three of us fought through the sky, further destroying the island every time we clashed, none of us cared; I was enjoying myself too much to look away while Fujitora and Kizaru were doing nearly everything they could to defeat me.
Redirecting Fujitora's numerous sword waves toward himself, I quickly spun around and used my bo-staff to block a kick from Kizaru, though I was still pushed through the sky, right where Fujitora was. Just as he thrust his sword towards my heart, I slightly shifted my body, causing his blade to merely cut my skin; kicking the air with my foot, I used the moment to spin around as I kneed the back of his head, though he managed to offset most of the damage using his sheath.
Continuing with my attack, I clenched Naga-sa before powerfully smashing it in their direction after enlarging it, knocking both Admirals further into the distance, shrinking my bo-staff; I tossed it into the air while raising both hands.
"Beastly Thunder!" Said Diddy with a grin as he clenched his fists, causing large bolts of lightning to manifest within his hands, only for him to throw them at the two Admirals.
When my lightning bolts reached the two, they were engulfed in a massive EMP-like explosion, though the rampaging lightning was eventually pushed away from a potent blinding light and a powerful force of gravity, only to reveal an injured Fujitora and Kizaru floating in the air.
"What's wrong? Don't tell me you're feeling tired already; it's only been five days." Said Diddy lightly with a slight frown as he gazed at Fujitora and Kizaru.
"Not tired, Chaos Kong; this has been pointless for us." "Hmm, yeah, we've been fighting you mainly to gauge your strength, and we've determined you're powerful. Very Powerful." Stated Kizaru and Fujitora, respectively, as they floated in the air while gazing at Diddy, their desire to fight greatly waning, causing him to furrow his brows.
"Ok, and? So what? I'm still trying to fight." Said Diddy lightly as he powerfully swung his bo-staff at Kizaru and Fujitora, though other than blocking his attack, they didn't counterattack.
"Tsk, are you being for real!? What if I just force you to fight!?" Exclaimed Diddy in annoyance as he spat into the ocean while propelling himself toward the two admirals with geppo, yet even so, neither seemed concerned with him.
Arriving before Fujitora, who had his back facing me, I powerfully swung my bo-staff, intending to kill or at least seriously injure him, yet even when it was mere inches away from touching him, he didn't so much as react to the incoming attack. Just before my bo-staff smashed into the side of his head, I tilted it upwards, narrowly evading his face as my attack was hurled into the sky, piercing the thick clouds that had formed over these past few days.
Seeing how neither Kizaru nor Fujitora even bothered to glance at me despite nearly sending them afterlife, I lowered my bo-staff while clicking my tongue; I'm sure I could get them to forcefully fight back, but I could tell Fujitora was never going to dodge that attack of mine, and if I had hit him, he'd probably never think straight again if he didn't die. If I had done that, I'd practically be down one entire enemy, and that wouldn't be fun at all; besides, I also don't enjoy fighting people who hold no will to fight, and currently, neither of these Admirals have even the slightest desire to fight me.
"Tsk, fucking cowards." Muttered Diddy in annoyance with a scoff as he glared at Fujitora and Kizaru before propelling himself into the distance, heading for Pandemonium.
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"… That was risky." Said Kizaru lightly as he glanced at Diddy's vanishing figure before looking at Fujitora, who was rubbing the side of his face where Diddy would've otherwise hit him.
"Risky, you say? Well, maybe, but I simply abused his own personality against himself; Chaos Kong doesn't enjoy fighting non-willing participants." Remarked Fujitora with a small smile as he glanced at Kizaru while landing on the deck of a warship, causing him to nod.
"He also doesn't hesitate to forcefully create willing participants." Said Kizaru softly as he plopped onto the deck, the exhaustion from the long battle finally catching up with him.
"I'm heading to sleep; I don't want to deal with Fleet Admiral right now." Said Kizaru lightly as he fell asleep in the middle of the deck, ignoring the several marines who gave him weird looks.
"Haa, Fleet Admiral? Hmm, I shall also deal with that later." Muttered Fujitora with an unsightly expression as he furrowed his brows before setting his transponder snail onto the ground while walking away.
"A-Admiral, y-your transponder snail!" Stated a soldier as he glanced at Fujitora while holding the ringing transponder snail, though as if he were deaf, he continued walking.
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Flying through the sky in the direction Pandemonium had escaped along with my crew, it took me several minutes, but eventually, I found Pandemonium sailing through the seas. When I neared, I noticed people were fighting, causing me to raise an eyebrow. Raising Naga-sa, I threw it towards Mony, hitting the top of her shell, causing Pandemonium to shudder from the force of the impact while the fighting suddenly came to a halt.
Descending to Pandemonium, I gently landed beside my bo-staff while eyeing my crew members, though when I did so, I noticed there was someone I'd never seen before.
"Eh, who the hell is he?" Asked Diddy in confusion as he pointed at Bullet while glancing at Freyja, whose foot was mere inches away from kicking his head.
"Tsk, great, now there are two fucking idiots." Muttered Freyja in annoyance as she glanced at Freyja, only for Bullet to suddenly punch her in the face, sending her crashing through a fortress wall.
"Kahaha! Never let your guard down, Freyja!" Said Bullet with a smirk as he wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, only for a wave of inky black flames to emerge from the hole, enveloping him within it.
"Fucking bastard! I should've killed you when I had the chance!" Stated Freyja angrily as she fixed her hair while staring at Bullet, who simply laughed while emerging from the torrent of demonic flames with nothing but a smile.
Clicking my tongue at how they were so blatantly ignoring me, I surged my conquerors haki at the two responsible, causing them to stop dead in their tracks while they shifted their gaze towards me before their haki surged in response, fighting against my own, which only caused me to smile.
"Hehe, do you two want to fight? I'd be more than happy to; five days isn't enough to satisfy me." Said Diddy with a feral grin of pure excitement, his eyes gazing at Freyja and Bullet, two powerful pirates stronger than an Admiral.
Before either could respond, out of nowhere, Trenza lunged into my embrace, tightly hugging me, breaking the staring contest between Freyja and the other dude as I gazed downwards at her.
"Ahh, I've missed you so much, Captain." Said Trenza softly with a smile as she looked upwards at Diddy, her three pupil-less eyes staring deeply into his own.
"Hmph, I was only gone for a little over a week." "Yeah, then you decided to stay and fight two Admirals for nearly five days, making it two full weeks." Stated Diddy and Trenza, respectively, as they looked at each other, causing the former to click his tongue while looking away.
Avoiding eye contact since she had made a valid point, I was about to make an excuse so I could eat and sleep, but she promptly grabbed my hand and placed it atop her ass, causing me to stop as I glanced at her.
"Two weeks without the taste of a pussy; I'm sure you must be quite backed up." Said Trenza seductively as she reached into Diddy's pants, stroking his erection, not even trying to hide their actions.
Clicking my hand, I tossed Naga-sa onto the ground and picked Trenza up before leaping into the air and taking us to my hammock.
"~Ahh~, so hard, it seems someone was backed up. Mhm, fuck my tight, slutty hole, Captain!"