Previously:
Before Jin could depart, nature called. Sighing at the silliness of the situation, he makes his way to an unlucky bush to do his business. While taking a leak, Jin realized that he made an irreversible fatal mistake. One that would take away all his dreams. Something that he would never get a chance to fix. Something that would make the quality of his new life the same as his previous one...….. FUCK.
The sensation on his hand confirmed this. Tilting his head down, Jin curses himself.
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He threw away an opportunity that millions of young men around the world would kill for.
Flashback from Ch 1:
[Beginning character creation]
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[Do you wish to change your appearance? Y/N]
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[Are you ready to start the Tutorial? Y/N]
[Warning: Once started, the settings CANNOT BE CHANGED]
I briefly skim over the settings, making sure there isn't anything that can screw me up. Everything seems fine so I tap "Y"
Flashback end
Except there was something Jin did screw up. He forgot to change his di*k size.
Seething with rage, he coats his fist with Arnmanment Haki and smashes the wall ahead of him. He was given a god-given opportunity to upgrade his power of creation, but just threw it away. Without a good weapon, any harem of his would be absolutely useless. He was stuck with his meager 5.5 inch toby.
Wait a minute, wouldn't the store have a solution. Maybe a dick-enlarging pill? The Store should have products from futuristic civilizations if something like the AI hacker drive existed, that could solve the world's biggest problems. And small dicks were definitely one of them.
Filled with hope, Jin opens up the store and begins scanning the store catalog for any solution. One minute passes by, but he doesn't give up. No pain no gain. Two minutes pass. Jin doesn't give up hope as he continues to browse the endless items in the store's catalog.
10 minutes later:
In a field of rubble, lies an exhausted 20 year old young man defeated by fate.
"Seriously, you're telling me there have been no futuristic civilizations that have made a dick enlarging pill." It was absolutely ridiculous. There were pills in the store that achieved the impossible, such as making your girlfriend truly 100% loyal. Machines that created diamonds from poop. Machines that solved world hunger. But no dick enlarging pill.
"System, can I again get access to the character creation menu?"
[No it goes against the rules of the System. I did say that the settings cannot be changed after all]
Losing his newfound hope, Jin slumps to the ground in defeat. One minute passes. Ten minute passes. An hour passes as the sun begins to set. Jin is so lifeless that even the zombies can't detect him.
[.....]
[ Well there is one option ]
Jin shoots his body up, with newfound hope in his eyes.
[The System rules are based on the laws of equilibrium. You must give something, in order to receive something. In your case you lived a pretty mundane and socially unfair life with no opportunity of advancement, and hence were able to receive a system. It's sort of like the karmic law]
This cleared up his doubt. It now makes sense on why he got an OP system out of the millions of other candidates. In his past life, he was an outcast to the people around him who lived out their best lives. From a young age he was told that he would enjoy the fruit of success, if he "studied well". He graduated High School with a 3.9 GPA and tons of extracurricular activities under his belt. Throughout High School he tolerated the pain of being a social outcast, and grinded academically. He was told that his social life would get better in university and to keep his head down and grind. While he worked hard to get into uni, he watched the world move without him. Everyone around him got into loving relationships and gave up their virginity. Some got jobs through connections and moved up the career ladder, while he struggled to even land a fast food or retail part time job, even after 200 applications. People went for camping trips in big groups, while he struggled to make even one friend. His complaints only gave him the same response: "Study hard and all your problems will disappear".
And so he did. He studied hard and graduated into the honor roll. And yet he got rejected into his target uni. Deciding to not give up, he enrolled into his backup university which was allegedly a party uni. Thinking optimistically he decided to take advantage of this fact, and live the social life he never got to live in High School. He met up with as many people he could during orientation, aiming to make new acquaintances. Stuff looked bright for 2-3 days, until all of them suddenly became "busy", contrary to their social media status. He tried hanging out with girls, only for them to take a day to reply to a single text. He was ghosted while seeing the ugly looking 6'4 white guy smash the hot Asian chick.
Trying to improve his shitty social life, got the only thing he had going for him, taken away- his grades. Due to his lack of social success, his mental health plummeted and thus also his grades. Midterms came, and he barely passed most of it. Exams came and he failed a course while barely passing the rest.
He found no purpose to live. What was the use of studying so much? He had been lied to by his parents. But he wasn't mad at his parents and still loved them dearly- they were just giving him the best advice they knew, while being unaware of the lie. They too were lied to by society and a victim like he is. People who just "study", will only become cogs in the money-making machine of rich people. Looking at his life, he learned an ugly truth- 90% of men will never be able to gain true power, and always be at the bottom of the barrel. Dating is a prime example- 90% of women only target the top 20% of men. The world is engineered by the elites, to prevent normies from gaining power.
After realizing his unfortunate fate, he gave up on most of his dreams. To escape from the unfair modern world, he indulged in anime, manga, LNs, fanfics- especially the isekai ones. He would envy the isekai protagonists who got chicks falling on their lap and power in an instant without lifting a finger, despising the ones who would want to return to Japan. They must have had the IQ of a pea to live in a disguised feudal society. He was so desperate to get isekai'd, that he wouldn't mind becoming religious if a god gave him the chance to do so.
[And you finally got the chance to live out the isekai dream. Now you have the chance to godhood, let alone worshiping one. With enough power you can bang any chick you want]
Heh. The System is right. He should stop self pitying and continue to grind.
"So how do I increase my dick size?"
[
New Quest: Toby wants to be taller
There is a price to anything. Even a bigger weiner. You must give something to receive something.
Objectives:
Sculpt any mountain into the shape of a dick you would like to have
Rewards:
Toby grows 5 inches taller, having a total size of 10.5 inches.
You get your customized Toby
]
... Eh? ...
[Take it or leave it]
Fine. No pain no game.
Luckily for him, Japan was primarily mountainous thus having a ton of canvas to sign his artwork on. Enveloping himself in partial susanoo to be able to fly, he sped west of the Greater Tokyo Area into the mountains surrounding it. Landing on a suitable mountain, a frown forms on his face.
"Now, how the hell am I supposed to sculpt a mountain into a dick?.... Ah, I could just use the Rinnegan. Let's get this over with"
Activating his [Deva Path], he flattens out all sides of the mountain into a shaft. Unfortunately the sheer force of the move, collapsed the entire mountain.
"F**k! Looks like I need to control the mana input to regulate the force of the repulsion, in a way that doesn't collapse the entire mountain." Jin looked at the next unlucky mountain, that would be the next victim of his artwork.
---- 1 hour later ----
West of Tokyo, lies many destroyed mountains. In one of the mountains, stood a man looking to lengthen his weapon.
"The last mountain was almost a success. Fatigue hit at the wrong time and I accidentally released a bit too much mana, screwing up the structural stability of the head."
Mimicking the technique used on the last mountain- this time with great attention and focus, Jin first uses the force of repulsion to sculpt the 'head' of Toby, spreading the force outwardly to form a curve before stopping at the end of the head. Then he sharply collapsed the force of repulsion inward and pushed it down in a slight curve, resulting in a beautifully sculpted, slightly curved shaft.
Now in front of him, lay a giant 100 meter long, 35 meter wide p*nis, its head illuminated by the glow of the sunset. Jin took a picture on his phone, as a memoir of the artwork he would have to sadly leave behind.
"Now this is art. Not the paint splashes they sell in Paris for 200 million dollars or whatever."
[
Quest Complete: Toby wants to be taller
Rewards:
A happy Toby
Satisfying harem life
Big Toby
Hidden Rewards:
Improved proficiency with Rinnegan: +12000 exp
]
[Level up X2]
"What the hell are those rewar-"
[Making Toby taller. Warning: Will hurt like your giving birth from your dick]
What Jin experienced next, made him doubt whether a big dick was really worth it. Screaming in agony, he held his crotch so tightly that a normal person's balls would get crushed, but in Jin's case the pain from the dick growth overcame this pain. If he were to describe it, it would be like peeing multiple bowling balls from your dick. Finally after 30 seconds the pain subsided and Jin groggily went to the Hub world, to have a good night of rest.
Waking up in the morning, our protagonist then follows the plan before this 'dick' fiasco and heads to Korea using his Susanoo, in a quest to rob all banks.
Meanwhile on the other side of Eurasia…
POV: Earl Spencer- founder of Umbrella:
"Sir, we have lost contact with the majority of our energy sensors buried in the mountains of Japan, west of Tokyo" said an underling.
"Uh… Ahhhh. Yeah just like that, don't you dare sto-Ahh", the old geezer moans, to the secret disgust of the underling. The geezer then looks at the underling with a mixture of annoyance and anger. Why couldn't he enjoy a night of spreading his superior seed uninterrupted, to replace the cancer cells of humanity?
"Fill me in the details", the geezer, Earl Spencer, growled.
"My apologies, your highness. Upon further investigation, right before our energy sensors went offline, they gave the same wavelength readings of the mysterious radiation we encountered a short while back."
Spencer really didn't like where this was going. "Its that fucking turban head isn't it?"
"Spot on, my highness. The hidden CCTVs in the resorts of the mountains, even confirmed the sighting of the suspected individual. He used the same power, he used to destroy our HQ to- …. Actually never mind your highness that detail is irrelevant"
Spencer shoots the underling on the arms.
"DO NOT hide information from me, understand? What did he do?"
Coughing blood, the underling tries to speak, "Sorry my lord. I t.think it's better to see yourself, my highness".
Limping to the projector the underling opens a satellite map of the area in question. The satellite view was filled with poorly built, ahem, "penis" like structures on the peaks of the mountains. However one structure stood out in particular and was sculpted much more perfectly than the other structures, also being the tallest of them all.
To Spencer's rage, this particular structure had crushed one of his vacation homes. To Spencer his homes were his personal sanctuary. And to destroy his personal sanctuary was unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable. So that's how the turban head wants to play, huh? He destroyed his property and worst of all built a fucking dick on top of its ruins. It was a clear declaration of war. And Spencer would absolutely make sure he regrets it.
"Send in the A-rank T-virus zombie mutants."
The heavily wounded underling nodded with a bow, and limped out of the room.
POV: Jin, on his way to the Korean Peninsula in the Sea of Japan.
"Now that I think about it, I did destroy the natural landscape and feel bad about it."
"I might have even destroyed somebody's hard earned property. Well, I did rescue the survivors back in the HQ and gave them very valuable supplies. So I guess my karma is balanced now."