Well, it was fun and exciting to have sex outdoors, and I also feel... No, I'm sure that mother was happy, and she also had the best sex ever in her life, but she didn't want anymore. Really, if she liked, then she should do more, but she simply doesn't want anymore.
Ye Nolisi thought as he watched his mother going away. Ye Nolisi shook his head and decided that next time, he would convince his mother again for outdoor sex, and he also thought that he should try with his eldest aunt as well.
Ye Nolisi looked for seeds in his storage bag. After planting and waiting for a year, I will then get spiritual stones. Hmmm... My annual income is really too low, I need to increase it somehow, but how can I do that? Although becoming First Stage High-Grade Farmer is a way, it will take a year or two before that; last time, I also thought of opening a business, but I couldn't get an ancient necklace at all, so I couldn't open a business.
Wait a minute, does I have to open an ancient necklace business? Can't I just open a business of ancient bracelets? Yes, women also like bracelets. If I sell ancient bracelets, I will be rich, haha; what a great idea.
[Ye Nolisi Inner Voice: Hey Nolisi, how will you find the ancient bracelet?]
Fuck, I forget... Just like ancient necklaces, ancient bracelets are also rare and hard to find; I guess I shouldn't start a business about anything that has an ancient name, so let's think something else; what do you think, my other half?
[Ye Nolisi Inner Voice: What do you mean the other half? We are one; it's just playing a dual-personality game. Anyway, I think we should just build statues and let millions of mortals worship us. At that time, you can confuse some of the mortals and sacrifice them to improve your cultivation]
Are you talking about becoming a Demonic Cultivator?
[Ye Nolisi Others Half: No, we are not going to kill them; they will willingly offer themselves to be our sacrifice. Don't you know how hardcore religious people are willing to do anything for their faith? We just need to build that faith; we just need some idiots to spread this faith and let the world know, Nolisi the God. We just have to fool them, and that's it]
Do you think it's easy to fool people, really? What are you even thinking?
[Other half: First of all, we are the same; it's just you thinking in another way, and second, that's an easy thing to do if you know how to show your powers in front of mortals]
Did you think they are idiots? They know about immortals and all of that; they understand that we are just humans with powers, not god, and also, our family or any other family won't let anyone spread such faith.
[Other half: Yeah, I forget, well if we had some kind of book where if we write the name and that person die, then I would like to kill every cultivator in the world, then we can spread faith]
Idiot, doesn't it mean we got all the cultivation resources after all the cultivators died? The whole reason we are trying to spread faith is to increase cultivation.
[Other half: You're just calling yourself an idiot; all my thoughts process and things I say are controlled by you, so it doesn't it mean you're an Idiot]
"Fuck, what the hell I'm doing," Ye Nolisi looked at his hands, which were wearing socks with a human face. He put away his socks and decided to work.
I remembered a piece of poetry.
[Other Half: What?]
In solitude's embrace, whispers unheard,
Loneliness weaves a tale, a silent, lonely bird.
What do you think? Should I become a poet? I heard a girl in the immortal world likes a poet.
[Other Half: It's good, but hey? Where did you steal this poetry?]
In my previous life, I made a some of poetry through AI, and this is one of them.
[Other Half: Previous life, now 18 years have passed since coming here, what do you think? Did AI take over humans and now humans are slaves to AI]
Who knows? Let's see if we ever get to go back there and see it ourselves.
Ye Nolisi blinked and looked at his hands, which had human faces drawn. He again talked with himself.
"I really shold stop this," Ye Nolisi patted his head and said.
After taking the seeds from the storage bag, he spent a whole day planting these seeds, and the only reason it took whole day was that he began to talk to himself.
Hey, my other half. From now on, your name will be Seriya.
[Siriya: Hmm, it's a good name... Wait a minute... Isn't this girl's name? So you're planning to give me a female gender?]
Any problem?
[Siriya: Of course not, even if I have a problem, so what? I'm you, and you are me; you have complete control over me. Now I feel like, I should act like a woman, hey? How are you doing?]
Nothing, just planting seeds. What are you doing?
...
...
...
Why doesn't she reply back?
After ten minutes.
[Siriya: Nothing.]
Why did you take so long to reply?
[Siriya: Bro, I'm a woman; it's my right to reply late, and also, I have many, many others to talk to at the same time]
I think it's too much, I shouldn't make fun of girls like this, right?
[Siriya: Right, not every girl is like this; there are many girls who are good; it's just they are not pretty, so very few talk with them]
They are pretty; it's just many men have their eyes somewhere else.
[Siriya: Are you bored?]
Yes, I am. That's why I created you to pass the time.
[Siriya: it's night; I think you should be cultivating now; can't waste time like this]
Right, so... This is it; I guess this is goodbye.
[Siriya: Do you want to do roleplay?]
Yup.
[Siriya: Yes, this is goodbye, don't worry. You will find someone better]
Okay, well... Goodbye, and take care of yourself... Um... Well... Bye.
[Siriya: *Silence* *Turns and left*]