When he Was done Eating , My Lil bro asked
"Uncle Delight , if Rice and Chicken fight who will win"
Bethel is my Lil brother who preferred to be called Dangote
He is just 6 yrs old
Bethel warned every one at home to stop calling him Bethel, he claims his name is Dangote
I thought it was just at home he behaves like that until I visited his school one day to pick him up only to see his classmates hailing him "Dangote !!!!! Dangote!!!!" , He started sharing his snacks to them.
As we where in the car going home ,I asked him why he really want to be Dangote.
He said he want to marry 30 wives when he grows up,but I reminded him that Dangote only have 1 wife,
"Well , I want to be Dangote-Pro-Max" he said
Now I Reasoned for Some seconds and then asked
"Bethel what is illegal in your school??"
"Uncle Delight it's Candy" he replied,he also told me that his school banned student from eating candy.
"The truth is, To make money u have to do illegal things" I told him
"How much is Candy", I asked
He said it $10 each ,so I gave him $50 to buy 5 candies and sell at $50 each.
"What if I get caught in school" He asked
I told him that am his Lawyer,and I will defend him anytime
Just as weed sellers, young Dangote started selling illegal product (candy) in school
He came back that day with the total Sum of $250 he made in his candy business.
Now Dangote networth is $250 ??
He continued this until he got to $1250??
Now he has a girlfriend ,the most prettiest in school,her name is Amanda,she is 4yrs old.
Dangote doesn't greet me anymore ,he stopped calling me uncle,now he calls me "Nigga "
One day, I was at home when I got call from Dangote Teacher ,she asked me to come to school
I left work and Drove to Dangote school,only to see Dangote kneeling down in front of the class crying
His teacher just gave him some hot strokes after she caught him selling Candy.
"Did You Give Dangote Candy to sell" she asked me
I look at young Dangote-Pro-Max who stop crying as soon as he saw Me (His laywer)
Me ?? Me ?? I don't even know him, am just a Driver I said sharply..
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After Denying Bethel who preferred to be Called Dangote ,he was Mad at me,
At Night it was time to sleep, and usually before the sleep , Dangote will unchain the Dog and as usual He will make sure no one is outside why doing this,to avoid the Dog attacking others.
"Uncle Delight Go inside the house am about to release the dog" He shouted.
"It like u don't have Respect anymore" I shouted back at him
"Why would u be ordering me around in this house don't u know am your uncle" I said angrily.
"Uncle ,infact Nigga, better Go inside before I count 5" he said.
"If u like count to 200,I don't care,if your Dog try any stupid act, I will use one finger and punch his nose,I'll also use one Leg and kick him like football" I bragged .
"One" he started counting
TWO, THREE!!! FOUR !!!
I ignored him and stood on my foot like a USA soldier.
"FIVE" he concluded and went straight and release the dog.
The terrifying SPEED, SIZE and Range the Dog used to pursue Me was Monstrously scary
It wasn't a Dog ,it is a Monster
I didn't Know when I jumped inside the door and locked Dangote outside
"I asked u to go inside and u didn't" He said,as he mocks and laugh at me.
It was then I realized that I ran into the Dog Cage and locked my self in .
Thank God ,the Dog was outside,let me enjoy my Cage sleep , tomorrow I'll come out.
As for Dangote, I'll teach him a lesson tomorrow
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IN the morning , MY Sweetie Called me and told me she was coming over tonight ,so I asked her to come by 8pm.
I managed to sneak out of the cage and go to work ?? and left Dangote alone at home
After Work , I came back to prepare some dinner for my Sweetie,only for me to hear my sweetie voice from dangote's room screaming
"Ahh, ahhh ahhh so sweet ,so sweet" she screamed
"Dangote put it, put it !!! Ahhh" she screamed again
I rushed inside my Kitchen and started boiling Hot water,
"U are my love ,Dangote" she added.
This one made me more angry ,so I took the hot water and rush to dangote's room and
made Tea and Bread ,and we all enjoyed it??
sweet grandma was asking Dangote to put her favorite movie as she screamed??
PUT IT !!! PUT !!!
WAIT!!! WTF ,WHAT ELSE WERE U THINKING
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The next day I took Dangote to school, so I invited my babe to come to the gym.
She came and I took her upstairs so we could talk.
It wasn't up to 30 minutes, she had to leave because it was getting late.
As I was escorting her downstairs, this other girl I knew, saw us and shouted loud enough for everyone to hear;
"President of Pr0stitutes!!! , Mr pr0stitute !! "
Jesus! I felt like the ground should swallow me.
I shook it off and pretended like it wasn't me she was referring to.
Instead of the F00lish girl to ignore me, she decided to take it a bit further by mentioning my name.
"Delight , King of Pr0stitution and cheating !!"
My date turned to me and asked;
"Is it not you they're calling?"
I had to lie it wasn't be, but I'm pretty sure she knew.
I escorted her and came back upstairs to confront the girl.
Do you know she didn't apologize? Rather she Insulted me and told me to do my worst.
Two days ago, I saw same girl with an elderly man walking on a busy road
The man should be in his 60s.
Immediately, the first thing that came to my mind was to shout in her direction;
"Pr0stitute !! PR0STITUTE !!!! "
She and the man turned to look in my direction.
When she saw it was me, she quickly removed her face.
I wasn't done yet. I made sure to add her name this time.
"Ruth the Pr0stitute!!, John Ruth the Nigerian head of Pr0stitutes!!, Ruth the Pr0stitute !!"
Everybody was looking in her direction; perfect scenario!
That incident passed.
Yesterday, this girl came to the gym and held me by the collar, wanting to start a fight;
"Delight" why did you call me a Pr0stitutes in front of my Dad"