After the incident between me and the girl in the gym, I decided to stop talking to her
And to achieve this, i decided to travel out, in other to avoid her , So
Dangote and I decided to travel to the United States of America (USA) And NIGERIA(West Africa) to know the country with the most VIOLENCE MEN and the country with the SWEETEST MEN
We realized that both countries have violent men. But one is VIOLENT-PRO-MAX
FOR EXAMPLE :
IF U.S.A woman post a video of her dancing Naked, u will see comments like
~" U are a Forking Pr0stitutes"
~ "U are a disgrace to womanhood"
~"How much for that A$$"
~ "So Disgusting"
~"Contact baba Nutanji for quick money...
"
If A Nigerian woman posts a video of her dancing Naked
Nigerian men won't comment, they will just save the video and keep it ,to be presented when your bride price is to be paid"
"Nigerian men are willing to marry you ,but just be assured that if your dowry is supposed to be $1000 and 4 fat cows, your father will be getting just $2 and a sick-looking fish because you exposed your body"
Bethel and I have decided to move to China and Egypt.
After our observation in U.S.A and NIGERIA, we moved to Egypt where our Uncle
Lives, after they welcomed us, they gave Bethel and I a room to share. Everything was moving smooth until bethel suddenly disappeared ,I searched for him everywhere but he was nowhere to be found.
"My dear Go and rest and forget about that trouble Bethel" says my uncle.
my Uncle asked me to go and get some meat from SHOPRITE (A Food store) and he gave me 4k for the meat.
On my way going,I decided to buy some biscuits and eat them,so I bought some biscuits with the little money I had.
Then suddenly I saw Bethel , the same guy that I was looking for. Immediately ,I remembered how he released a dog on me,so i decided to pay him back by throwing him the Nylon of the biscuits I bought, I threw him the Nylon
To my greatest surprise, he picked the Nylon and thanked me.
So I ignored him and continued my journey,then around 2:00pm,I got to SHOPRITE (a food store,)
After shopping,I decided to pay the cashier 4k for the meat I bought, but what I don't understand now is that I dip my hands in my pocket to bring out the money, only to see the biscuits nylon in my pocket ( the same Nylon ,I threw at Bethel)
Wait oooo , Abi my eye dey pain me or wetin
I cleaned my eyes to make sure I am not dreaming
I dig my hands again, to my greatest shock I saw the biscuits nylon again
It was then I realized that I threw him the 4k and kept the biscuits nylon
To cut the story short,am still cleaning my eyes with my hands to make sure am not dreaming.
After cleaning my Eyes for like one hour, I decided to return the stuff I bought and head home with anger.
soon as I reached home, I saw Bethel ,drinking Coca-Cola so I ask him to give me some,but he refused and decided to drink it all to him self .
Suddenly, he stood up to go get some stuff in the sitting room so I quickly took some sleeping tablets and added it to the bottle of Coca Cola he was drinking
He returned back and started taking his Coca-cola and suddenly after some minutes,he fell asleep and luckily for me he didn't finish the COCA COLA.
"Wow am so smart am really a genius " I thought to my self
I took the Coca-Cola to my own room and enjoyed it with a plate of Rice and Fried Chicken.
BUT guys what I don't understand is why my own eyes is CLOSING.
(THE NEXT DAY)
I woke up the next day feeling so weak. I stretched my body and immediately I felt something. I moved my eye to the direction where I felt it , to my greatest surprise, I saw Bethel who is known as Dangote-Pro-Max
"Wait how did he get here", I thought to my self, it was then I noticed that he had bed wet, I started laughing to make him feel shy.
"Does a dream usually precede your bed-wetting" Dangote suddenly asked.
"Yes dear" I replied.
"Then tell me how to stop bed wetting" Dangote said.
"First of all ,you have to tell me how it happens" I said sharply.
"A little demon appears to me in my sleep and says, "Hey... Let us pee". Then, I wake up to see the bed wet with my urine" says Dangote
"This is what you must do. If the demon comes tonight and tells you "let us pee", just reply him that you have already peed" I shared some wisdom with him
Then Dangote left and returned the following day with tears streaming down his face.
"Why are you weeping? Didn't my therapy work?" I asked.
"You have worsened my case!!! " He shouted.
"Wait oo !!! , What? How?" I replied in shock.
"When the demon came, I told him I'd already peed. Then he said, "OK, let us sh*t! " Dangote says
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After he narrated the story of bed wetting to me,
I couldn't control myself but to start laughing.
After laughing for like 30 seconds,I consoled him.
"Dangote, it is natural for kids like you to bed wet
So don't worry, okay" I tried consoling him.
My uncle heard our discussion and decided to
Intervene,
"Dangote why are you crying?" my uncle asks.
"I want to stop bed wetting" Dangote says in a
Crying tone
"I have a place where I'll take you both to. We will
Get Local Herbs there that can help stop bed wetting"
Says my uncle
Uncle decided to embark on an adventure journey, with me and
Dangote , leaving his pregnant wife and two lovely kids behind.
Dangote, uncle and I went into the fairy forest , which a popular Egyptian
believe claims that it has powers of healing and Destruction.
We moved so far to the extent that it was getting dark there.
There was no light for us to see where we were going, so we got
Lost.
We tried our best to find our way out, but our best wasn't enough.
We started feeding ourselves with the vegetables in the forest just
To survive.
We had little water to drink,so as seconds turned to minutes,
Minutes turn to hours, hours turn days and days turn to weeks,
We kept on dying gradually.
But one fateful day, we were fortunate enough to find
a magic lamp. We rub it and sure enough, out comes
a wizard. The wizard says, "Since I can only give out
3 wishes, you may each have one.
"So Uncle goes first, "I have been stuck here for too
Long, I miss my lovely family. I just want to go
home.
"POOF!!! he's gone.
Then I made my own wish, "I don't want to die here.
I'm so tired of this place! I want to go home too.
"POOF!!! Am gone.
Then Dangote suddenly feeling so lonely, said
"I wish my friends were here."
POOF!! We returned?
As shocking as it might sound, my uncle started weeping.
6 year-old Dangote was still confused. I almost slapped him.
But my uncle warned me not to.
We decided to start walking past the thick bush,it took us more than
2 days to get to a nearby house in the middle of the forest.
We decided to go into the house and find out who was inside the house.
We reached the house and knocked but no one replied. We decided to
Move into the house.
"It feels so creepy" Dangote says,
"Yeah" uncle replied in a low tone,
We decided to move into a dark room in the house only to hear the
Sound of an approaching vehicle.
We immediately ran into the little dark room and we peeped from
The window to know what the noise is all about.
We saw a Huge Giant, 30 times taller than a human, stepping
Out of a large vehicle, the giant was holding about 7 human skulls on
His left hand and in his right hands he had 2 guns. Out of fear, we hid below
A huge table .
The Giant stepped foot into his home and opened his door,he entered his room and
Kept the human skull on top of the table we were under.
After some minutes, a female Giant enters the dark room .she has two daughters.
Their voices alone were so loud, that as the talk the stones of the soil shakes.
The Giants wife suddenly stopped and started sniffing around ,as if she suspected
Something odd. The daughters too joined their mum and soon the whole family
Started sniffing.
It was at this point that we knew , we were in big trouble.
My uncle tried as much as he could to make Dangote remain silent, but suddenly
Dangote got scared and Ran out of our hiding place.I ran behind him as we tried to
Escape through an open window but the two little daughters of the giant blocked us .
Even though they may not be up to 4 years old but the are 4 times taller than an adult.
Finally,we were all captured by the giant and his family. They were scared of us as they couldn't tell the kind of creature we were.
The Giant's daughters kept Bethel and I in their bare hands .
The Giant wife was also confused, because they had never seen anything like us.
They decided to put all of us in a Giant cage in their garden.
The cage was made of huge Metals, luckily for us,we where able to see the views outside the cage even though we were still inside.
We saw so many Giants animals, like ,A giant butterfly, Giant Ants and so many unbelievable creatures.
It is now clear to us that we are in a Giant land .
Every single thing in this forest is amazing.
Now the Question is, is the Giant going to cut our heads and use us for food?
Or are they going to free us?
This question kept on repeating itself in my mind.