"But seriously, that isn't what happened at all," I groaned, leaning back in the huge pile of fur. Even they weren't able to get me in a better mood.
"What do you mean?" asked Ye'tab, and I could hear his tusks clattering behind his helmet. I wondered just how similar he would look to the female.
"I mean, I touched something, and the armor appeared on me. However, I didn't understand any of the language, and I wasn't able to really control any part of it. It wasn't until I bled all over the stupid thing that I could finally understand it, and it synced up to me," I explained, trying to make sense of the situation. I wasn't even going to get into the can of worms that Sha Shou turned out to be.