The Trio of Scoundrels drank more and more, and two bottles of whiskey were soon emptied.
Martin hadn't drunk this much in a long time and inevitably felt the alcohol hitting him, "Come on, keep drinking, you guys are too slow."
Nicholson shouted, "Today, it's just brothers, no women, drink until we're wasted!"
Leonardo went to get the third bottle, opened it, and poured each in turn.
After downing another round, Nicholson belched and slapped the table, "I had it all planned out. Gisele invited us to her pre-wedding party, and Martin and I were going to do some work in the middle to try to get Leo to give her a baby."
Martin clapped and laughed, "Perfect plan."
Nicholson said, "But that idiot Leo didn't even get an invite to Gisele's bachelorette party!"
Leonardo lifted his glass and clinked it with Martin and Nicholson, "Today we don't talk about women, let's just drink to brotherhood!"
Martin took a big gulp, "Life's so much more interesting with you two scoundrels."
