In these recent days, Martin, Leonardo, and Nicholson have been especially enjoying the juicy gossip, the divorce scandal of Johnny Depp proving to be both crunchy and sweet.
The two attacked each other, exposing their ugliest sides through the media for the entire world to see, which was way beyond merely exciting.
"Look, there's new explosive news today!"
In the office, Leonardo raised his head from behind his laptop and said, "It's still the juicy kind with flavor!"
Nicholson, who had been standing in front of the window texting Lorraine, almost jumped in front of the laptop.
Martin also leaned in.
Leonardo pointed to the latest news released by TMZ and said, "Depp's side has dropped a bombshell about Amber Heard!"
The news started with a picture, which showed a bed; in the middle of the bedsheet, there was a big lump of brownish-yellow stuff.
Martin and Nicholson subconsciously pinched their noses and held their breath.
