Funny Non

Il est mort. Non par le destin, non par accident, mais comme dommage collatéral dans une chasse entre des êtres au-delà de la compréhension mortelle. Et pourtant... la mort n'était que le commencement. Choisi par une entité mystérieuse connue seulement sous le nom d'Écho, une âme sarcastique de la Terre se voit offrir une chance pour une seconde vie. Doté de dix tirages d'un trésor divin, il obtient de puissants trésors, une lignée rare, et un système mystérieux connu sous le nom de Système Illimité. Mais ce qui commence comme une réincarnation simple prend une tournure tordue lorsque deux héritages de dragon—Tonnerre et Feu—entrent en collision en lui. Renaissant non comme un homme, ni comme une bête, mais comme une espèce inconnue—une fusion d'humain et de deux Héritages de Véritable Dragon—il se réveille sur un champ de bataille calciné à côté d'un œuf de dragon, ignorant que sa naissance a été témoin par le destin lui-même. Après avoir survécu à l'affrontement presque fatal des héritages en lui, il émerge à nouveau... non plus Zaroth, mais Primus Xal'Zaryon Drakonis, un nom qui secoue le tissu même du mana autour de lui. Avec son âme, son corps et sa lignée parfaitement harmonisés entre humain et dragon, Primus s'aventure dans un monde inconnu gouverné par d'anciens clans, des bêtes dangereuses et des royaumes au bord de la Guerre Éternelle. Mais le pouvoir attire toujours l'attention—et avec les secrets de son origine, le Système Illimité à ses côtés, et un destin marqué par une Marque du Destin de niveau Primordial, des ennemis surgiront d'ombres inconnues. Tags supplémentaires: Pas d'Inceste, Pas de Viol, Pas de Yuri, Harem, Pas de Loli, Succube, Elfe, Ange, Vampire, Filles-chats, Filles-dragons, Filles-renards, Filles-monstres, Esclaves, Princesse, Yandere, Personnages Justes, Guerre Primordiale, Mana, Transmigration, Devi, Démon, Mort, Évolution.

A forgotten hero is reborn into the non powerful sect in Murim. Armed with ancient memories, dumb luck, and a dangerously clever partner, Baek Sun-Ho must outwit corrupt clans, survive deadly trials, and become the leader the world never saw coming. This time, he’s not dying to save the system— He’s here to change it.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

A husky that can bite mythical beasts to death in one bite, a giant panda with an immortal body, and even one who claims to be the Dragon God... This is the story of a funny pet shop owner who travels through time and obtains a system. Blood, youth, and the return of the king!!

Global changes have occurred, the world has turned into a game, and strange monsters are raging all over the world. To become stronger and to resist disasters. Everyone is changing classes and moving up their ranks like crazy. Some people become wizards in their first transformation, while others become professional thunder warriors in their second transformation. But Ling Zhan did the opposite. First, he chose a non-professional class and added the blue bar to all attribute points. “It's crazy. I don't have a class. All I have are low-level skills before I change classes. How can I fight in the later stages? What's the use of the blue bars? It can't increase combat effectiveness. It's really funny...” However, when the battle occurs, Level 3 Thunder Warrior: “I'm shocked, non-professionals are so strong?” A certain third-level Elf Queen: “Infinite blue bars, invincible in one-on-one combat, No. 1 in team battles, how can we fight like this?”

3 years ago, everything changed as gates decided to apper on earth. Society was catogarized to 3 main branshes; non-awakeners, active awakeners -hunters- and non-active awakeners. Kim Yujin was an awakener, but he couldn't bother to do all the sweaty work active ones are supposed to do. He already had a whole business to run after all... Which is the "Dungen Cafe". However, his days were not always exactly as what you would think how an unactive hunter's day would be...

This book is just a test. I'm not an author I'm a reader I just wanted to write this book as a way to deal with depression. Stories may be non linear or even just not connected in general. Enjoy!

The day I made a solemn vow to seek revenge against the person who had murdered my parents became the turning point that altered the course of my entire life and changed everything about the person I used to be. Can't wait for him to kiss the tip of my knife.....but he is a damn handsome non human, strong enough to shake a entire village. What had parent done to deserve this?

Death by Truck-kun? Too mainstream. I died choking on my own laughter during a late-night comedy rerun. Pathetic? Yes. Fitting for someone who gave up on life halfway through university and became a full-time couch potato? Also yes. When I opened my eyes again, I wasn’t in the afterlife—or if I was, it had a suspicious amount of baby talk and clean diapers. I was reincarnated... as an infant. No powers. No memories of my new name. Just chubby cheeks and existential dread. But the real horror? I slowly realized I was now living inside one of those cliché romance novels I absolutely despised. You know the type: cold-hearted king meets brave commoner girl, falls in love, political chaos ensues, blah blah gag me with a spoon. I read it. I hated it. And now? I think I’m in it. And not as the heroine. Or the villain. Or even the funny sidekick. No—I'm just some background baby who probably gets held once, then vanishes from the plot forever. With no grand destiny, no cheat skills, and no idea what chapter we’re on, I’ve decided to do the only thing I was ever good at—absolutely nothing. But fate has a funny way of dragging the lazy into the spotlight… They think I’m innocent. I think this whole thing is a joke. Let's see who breaks first.

Être le défaut de la meute, c'est déjà assez mal. Être REJETÉE ? Par votre propre compagnon destiné ? Ouais. ÇA, c'est un tout nouveau niveau de bassesse. Ava Grey est le défaut de la meute, une changeuse de forme sans loup. Elle se débat dans la vie avec le vague rêve de liberté. Son opportunité survient quand elle est soudainement informée qu'elle assistera au Gala Lunaire, un bal annuel pour les jeunes adultes shifters afin de trouver leurs compagnons destinés. Et elle le trouve. Il est séduisant et intense, et ses baisers envoient du désir dans ses veines comme une drogue. Jusqu'à ce qu'il la REJETTE. Ava n'est pas prête à retourner à sa vie morne. Elle s'évade et forge une nouvelle identité loin de sa meute et loin de son compagnon alpha. Elle se fait de nouveaux amis et est même adoptée de force par un husky hilarant. Mais juste au moment où elle trouve le bonheur et s'installe dans sa nouvelle vie, des événements étranges commencent à se produire... Son husky cachait des secrets. Elle entend des murmures selon lesquels des meutes de shifters sont à sa recherche partout. Et elle peut sentir une odeur familière dans son appartement, ce qui n'a aucun sens... parce que l'homme à qui elle appartient l'a rejetée. [Participation au Cupids Quill de mars 2024] --------- Ceci est une romance métamorphe de loup avec de multiples déclencheurs qui aiment danser main dans la main avec tous les thèmes sombres à travers un champ de fleurs mortes. Dans ce livre, vous trouverez les sommets les plus hauts et les creux les plus bas. Riez, pleurez, ragez ; vous pouvez tout faire en suivant Ava dans le voyage plutôt périlleux d'être une changeuse de forme en cette génération de romance de loups-garous. Il y a des scènes R18 éparpillées dans ce livre comme des bonbons jaillissant d'une piñata. Merci de lire de manière responsable. ------- DISCORD DE L'AUTEUR : https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

I like one piece I wanna make a my own version from what I know from there’s and and if this works I’m planning making differing this and the OG one piece know that I claim non of the credit of the OG content I’ve updated the MCs name from: Henderson Faust To: Jack Kane

In a world shattered by war and decay, where the sky burns green and the ruins of civilization stretch endlessly, Erley awakens with no memory of who he is or what he’s lost. As an Imperfect—a being gifted with extraordinary abilities but cursed with a flaw that strips away their humanity—Erley is thrust into a brutal struggle for survival. He and his companions uncover secrets that challenge everything they know about their world and themselves. But as they delve deeper into the mysteries of their existence, they must confront a chilling truth: in a world where humanity is fading, the line between savior and monster is razor-thin.

cette histoire annonce un rêve impossible, insensé, totalement inatenable. un voyage non voulu mais à qui appartient ce rêve et pourquoi se manifeste-il ?

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A story about the suicide of famous painters, and the heroine tries to solve the mystery, but is it really that simple? No, everything changes when a non-human hand decides to drag her to another world. The world of a painting by a crazy artist.

In a dystopian world, Aymon Kriegsschaten, with a unique non-combat talent, challenges norms at the Institut de l'Éclat Astral. Assigned to the non-combat class, he seeks to bring those from the combat class to his feet. His one and only goal is perfection. Watch as he transcends the norm and becomes a Shatter Bringer.

There is a great disagreement among the supernatural, each realm wants to dominate. Non wants to coexist with other but nyxoria the creator of all super natural has laid down a prophecy. What could it be?

A teenage tennis prodigy starts his first day at a new high school only to meet a girl who’s just as skilled—and wildly unpredictable. What begins as a light rivalry on the court becomes an offbeat, funny, and philosophical exploration of love, ambition, and the strange rhythms of life.

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

In the sterile glow of a high-tech surgical facility, one girl’s life hangs in the balance—and so does the line between mercy and control. Dr. Izumi Arata is no stranger to impossible decisions. But when a patient arrives under mysterious circumstances, she’s forced to confront more than just failing vitals. A mother at the mercy of the system? As protocols bend and tensions rise, questions emerge that no operating manual can answer: Where does compassion end and the pledge to do no harm begin? Through all this; who is really pulling the strings?

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"To say nothing is set in stone, is to go against our teachings and everything we stand for, against our very foundation" He shrugged with a funny smile. "Well, shattering the heavens is my royal hobby"

a 55 years old Yin Ping discovers a shocking truth, a truth that non ever thought of. Ice, the white ice that everyone knows was actually more profound than anyone ever thought. As he was close to uncovering the truth, he was surrounded and killed. But was it the end? ==== English is not my first language so if you see mistakes kindly bear with me. I am improving by a chapter :) ==== Planned release will be 5 chapters/week, I will release bonuses every now and then.

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

Il tempo non si può fermare. Tu sì, ma non lui. La vita continua. Ricomincia, si muove, va avanti, senza guardare in faccia nessuno. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza guardarti alle spalle? Quando il passato diviene cenere ciò che puoi fare è costruirci sopra, che sia poi fatto coi pugni stretti ed i nervi tesi, il futuro che ti aspetta. Pieno di pericoli, di sfide, di fughe, di guai, di corse, di nuovi problemi e di nuove minacce a cui non sai dare un nome. Fra segreti svelati e nuove realtà misteriose non sempre si ha la soluzione, se non la morte su cui basavi le tue vecchie idee. Proprio là, dove si fermava sia la ragione che il suo contrario. E se il tempo non si può fermare neanche la resa dal passato lo può fare. Rimane solo da far fronte ad ogni cosa che ci si parerà davanti. E tu, sei in grado di farlo senza averne paura? @copyright,tutti i diritti riservati

Who ever reaches the throne at the top of the tower becomes the king of all existence.This is the story of the wars between multiple races, groups and entities for the one and only throne of the king of existence.Among the calamities that entered the tower was a cursed blacksmith from earth, unable to use mana, who discovered he had an unheard of, rare non magical ability to posses and enhance weapons and artifacts.