Oh my god this day is just the best I made a beat in Robin miller's studio and he wanted to use it in his next album now how can I make this day even better? Driver take me to nearest club.
"Booze N Booty" ok time to drink some booze and slap some booty.
"Brian enters the club and is overwhelmed but exited at the same time for the jasoosi, private bar, big dance floor and a lot of people vibing.
🎵 Girl it's so hot in here take off all your clothes it's so hot I'll take my clothes off 🎵
Nice song huh let's get a drink "Brian takes a seat at the bar".
Sir what do you prefer? Beer, Jin, Rum, Tequila, Vodka, Whiskey or milk. From these eight
items I can make any cocktail you desire.
This one no this one but it's too much alcohol "Brian gets confused from seeing the menu".
Sir you seemed rather confused I think it's your first time so let me help you with the best drink I can make.
Please do.
This is a Dark 'n Stormy hope you like it.
Wow the Rum is swimming on top it's delicious.
I am very glad you seem to enjoy it.
Hey you DJ change the song to Let's go and break the floor turururu turururu.
Bro this guy is crazy!
Does he have bones?
I didn't know you could dance like that.
2 minutes later "whitles and applause".
So that was a dance from my country called nagin dance where you become a snake and dance to the snake's flute.
You dance better than all of us combined what's your name bro?
Brian nice to meet you.
You are a dancer or what "a man invites Brian by pointing the mouth of a beer bottle at Brian".
No no I am just an esport pro player. "Brian happily accepts the invitation".
Wow you are talented Brian myself Greymor
and this is friend Maxwell.
Nice to meet you two "handshakes exchanged".
Let's have a seat and order some drinks you know you were very popular back there everyone was cheering for yaw "sip" "Max turns his eyebrows up to give Greymor a signal".
There you go.
What is this?
Just see it as a gift for our friendship now smoke it and you'll know.
"Brian lights it up" "ahuh"ahuh" "Brian coughs beating his chest -yo this shit is strong I don't know if I can finish it.
No pressure on you man watch and learn give me "ooop" "huuuh" that's how make rings.
How did you do that?
Hehehe you place your tongue to the roof of your mouth and exhale the smoke will form a ring and it will look super cool yes just like that my man.
Wow "coughs" I don't know why but my face is feeling heavy I feel like I'm talking but I can't hear my own voice hey why you two look like
oggy and jack? The disco ball it looks like an astroid aaaaa run we all gonna die bitches.
Calm down bro looks like he is already tripping balls deep.
Yeah now he is just an easy target.
This meth will make him crave drugs once he is awake why not leave him another present.
Good idea but just a sample dose though.
"After finishing the joint Brian loses his consciousness for nearly 2 hours".
What what the fuck happened?
You tripped so hard you became unconscious
"The bartender greets Brian while polishing his glass" you want some coffee sir?
No I'm fine.
Your friends left you a gift they told me to inform you when you wake up.
What gift?
This pouch full of "Meth".
So that was what I smoked but what's this needle for?
Well perhaps I can teach you:
1. Heat the water in the small container.
2. Get a new sterile needle.
3. Mix the Meth with the warm water.
4. Use the syringe to suck up the meth.
5. Find a vein in your body.
6. Inject the drug in it.
7. Take the needle out and enjoy.
Guess it's getting morning I might as well head home.
Feel free to come again sir.
"Brian arrives at his apartment" man I'm tired. "Brian gets flashback of what had happened when he smoked Meth at the club he starts sweating profusely gets a headache" why am I sweating so much? aaaaa my head it hurts my stomach I want to throw up.
"Brian rushes to toilet and aaaaa byhaayhsaaaa aha aha! vomits out the Dark 'n Stormy".
Fuck man I want I want more I don't know what is missing but it feels so irritating is it that drug wanna give it a try?
Yes Brian do it, it will feel like heaven nothing can even come close to it just do it don't think about it too much hehe.
No Brian you shouldn't surrender to that fucker that's a drug fucking drugs Brian it will only make you do more and more till you overdose and die.
"thump" "thump" "thump" thump" .
No Brian don't do it it's not worth it.
"Brian watches the good and the bad side of his brain fight in slow motion".
Yes Brian go get it it's beyond worth it.
The good wolf tries to convince Brian to do the right thing Shikashi! Daga shikashi! he goes with the bad wolf and chooses the path where everything is Dark 'n Stormy.
Step 6 was in a vein a vein here on my hand so make a tight fist here I see it slowly push it in now release the drug and pull out and stop the bleeding.
"After doing all the steps Brian lays on his comfy bed to enjoy the drug he closes his eyes and sees wonders happening around him" what my room is made of chocolate? Nom nom tasty "then he looks outside of the window" what is this? Am I in the future?
Instead of buildings he sees giant pillars of doom instead of cars he sees flying orcas instead of dogs on the street he sees dinosaurs.
What? Raptors? Dilongs? Gasparinisauras? Bernissartias? They have brought back dinosaurs and even tamed them as pets? Or am I in some sort of dream? What is that? "Brian leans on his balcony window to get a better view but in doing so he stumbles and falls down".
Aahhh! "Thump" "Brian closes his eyes in fear" what what happend? I'm not injured?
"A man riding his Orca approaches him" Hey man what are you doing?
What year are we in?
What you don't know? This is 2181.
What? "Brian gets curious and asks his most awaited question" do you guys have Elfs?
What? E.L.F what organisation is that? Gimme a second.
No not that one the Elf you know the beautiful women with pointed ears and soft melodios voice with a long lifespan.
Oh we do have them.
What? "Brian's eyes lights up with joy" where?
In factory.
What?
You can use your brain waves to create your dream spouse that meets all your expectation and even more.
"Brian's jaw drops hearing this information".
You don't seem to have a meta chip in your brain.
What does that do?
It's a chip that makes anyone access everything on the internet within a second any locations, facts, videos and practically anything you could think of.
Woah and how is the school system here?
Oh Milton Johnson abolished that long ago it's a complete waste of time and potential especially with the meta chips.
And why did I not take damage when I fell?
Hehehe the whole floor is controlled by the Ai whenever it senses a thing falling it maniputales the gravity to eliminate the damage.
Holy moly this is too advance and what about esports?
It's not too fun the chips make even an infant have god-like reflexes and game sense it is too boring to watch let alone keep track of.
Oh no then my dream of becoming the World Champion aaaaahhh!
"Brian wakes up from 'this' nightmare".
Oh my what a dream in a world with no actual esports fuck no that was a trippy dream man.