Sorry but not sorry for the cliffhanger but I'm not revealing the details of my embarrassing life for no reason I'm doing it for clicks, so…
Back to the story…
As we flew through the air I could see a portal forming in front of us, "Hey Blank it's time for you to enroll at a real school, Hobglobb magic academy in the magic world," Iris said with a straight face.
"Bring me back to the school, I don't want to be a wizard, I just want a normal life," I complain, and complain as if I was that popular bratty goddess from a noteworthy fantasy anime and light novel series.
"You're so funny Blank, but only the Red Eye can use magic as powerful as COPYRIGHTED LAZER,"
What the hell has happened to my life? Why couldn't I keep my pathetic perversions in my head? Why did I make that wish? Why did I enjoy getting punched in the gut? As thought's like these littered my mind we arrived at a big castle surrounded by giant spruce trees.
"Where are we?" I asked with an amount of emotion that was less than zero.
"This is my house Castle Vam Fan Tump, home of the noble Archvamp family of vampires, aka your new home," that last part sounded like it was said in slow motion with added reverb.
My brain officially turned off for the next few minutes, that felt like hours I had the obligatory dream sequence that spoke of my destiny apparently I am the son of God of Power which is the most realistic thing I've heard all day given how the gods in stories always leave to get the milk just like my dad.
I woke up to the sight of Two beautiful women who would look a lot like Iris if she had plantinum blonde hair and eyes were manifestations of rage itself, I could feel some sort of metal rings around my wrists, I looked down and sure enough I was in chains wearing nothing but a loincloth, after noticing this I felt a sharp pain in my back as I was forced to my knees.
"You touched our sister, how long have you two been having explicit relations without our permission?!" The one behind me asked, forcefully pressing on my back even harder with her high heeled shoe.
"You gonna answer her little shit?" The one in front of me added, before kicking me in the face, while my heart raced with glee.
Now you're all caught up on my circumstances, I hope you enjoyed this snippet and don't forget to read my next post "The hormones made me do it"